West Ham Fans Anthology I (Real WHUFC Football Songs)

72 songs for WHFC sung by WHFC fans

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1
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
All time classic and the best fanchant ever. Best ringtone (ringtone is chorus only).

I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,
They reach the sky,
Then like my dream, they fade and die!
Fortunes always hiding,
I've looked every where,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air!
United! (Clapping),
United! (Clapping).

2
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Classic song

West Ham till I die,
I'm West Ham till I die,
I no I am I'm sure I am,
West Ham till i die...

3
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Claret and blue, oh yeah

Chim Chimney,
Chim Chimney,
Chim chim cheroo,
We are those b*stards in claret and blue...
(repeated)

4
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
John would like this one

Naaa, naanaa nananana,
Nananana,
West Ham...
(repeated)

5
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Arise fellow Hammers

Stand up if you love West Ham,
Stand up if you love West Ham,
Stand up if you love West Ham,
Stand up if you love West Ham...

6
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Marching on with Franco

We are West Ham's claret and blue army,
We are West Ham's claret and blue army,
We are West Ham's claret and blue army,
We are West Ham's claret and blue army...

7
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Cheer em on. Great ringtone too.

Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons...

8
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Pretending we scored as we don't much

Let's pretend,
Let's pretend,
Let's pretend we scored a goal,
Let'sssss pretend we scored a goal,
oooooooooooooooooooo
(then start going mental)
n so on

9
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Amen to that.

We love you West Ham,
We do,
We love you West Ham,
We do,
We love you West Ham,
We do,
Oh West Ham we love you!

10
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Hehe, we love it.

Let's Go F*cking Mental,
Let's Go F*cking Mental,
Na Na Na Na,
Na Na Na Na..

11
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
And another classic. (Ed: Better recording added)

You know you look so good (look so good),
You now you twist so fine (twist so fine),
Well, shake it up baby now,
(shake it up baby),
Twist and shout.
(twist and shout)
Come on, come on, come on baby now,
(come on baby)
Work it on out,
(work it on out)
Well you twist so fine,
(twist so fine)
You know you got me going now,
(got me going)
You know your mine,
(know your mine)...

12
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Hammers Christmas jingle

Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see West Ham win away,
Ho!
(repeated)

13
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Another good ringtone.

Irons!
Irons!
Irons!
Irons!

14
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Always sung when West Ham are on their way to Wembley

Que sera, sera,
Whatever will be, will be,
We're going to Wembley,
Que sera sera...
(Repeated...)

15
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
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Can't buy an atmosphere,
Can't buy an atmosphere,
Can't buy an atmosphere,
Can't buy an atmosphere...

16
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
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Oh when the Spurs (Oh when the Spurs),
Go 2-1 down (Go 2-1 down),
Oh when the Spurs go 2-1 down,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the Spurs go 2-1 down...

17
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Love to shuffle. New version added. Funny West Ham ringtone.

Let's all have a disco,
Let's all have a disco,
Na Na Na Na,
Na Na Na Na...

18
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
East beats West

East London la la la,
East London la la la...
(repeated)

19
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
A bit of fun

You put your left ear in,
You put your left ear out,
You put your left ear in,
And you shake it all about,
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about...

Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Knees bent, arms stretched, ra ra ra!!!

20
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Not sure on the full lyrics here

Ed: We weren't sent in the lyrics for this one. If you know 'em just comment and we'll sort it.

21
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Not a peep otherwise

Sing when we tell ya,
You only sing when we tell ya,
Sing when we tell ya,
You only sing when we tell ya...

22
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Business as usual

Same old West Ham,
Taking the p*ss,
Same old West Ham,
Taking the p*ss,
Same old West Ham,
Taking the p*ss,
Same old West Ham,
Taking the p*ss...

23
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Wishful thinking

4-3,
We're gonna win 4-3,
We're gonna win 4-3,
We're gonna win 4-3...

24
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Go local. Always a hammer

We support,
We support,
We support our local team!
We support our local team...

25
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
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Everywhere we go,
People want to know,
Who the hell we are,
We are the West Ham,
West Ham United,
Your invited,
To Upton Park,
To have a row,
With Millwall

We hate Millwall,
And we hate Millwall,
We are the Millwall haters,
We hate Millwall,
We hate Millwall...

26
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
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Jump up if you love West Ham,
Jump up if you love West Ham,
Jump up if you love West Ham...

27
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Sung at Man U

3-0 and you f*cked it up,
3-0 and you f*cked it up,
3-0 and you f*cked it up,
3-0 and you f*cked it up...

28
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
So quiet

Just like a library,
Just like a library,
Just like a library,
Just like a library...

29
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Dirty, cheating Chelsea!

Same old Chelsea,
Always cheating,
Same old Chelsea,
Always cheating...

30
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Sung to whoever comes down to the Boleyn.

Wooooaaaaah,
Go down't pub,
Drink ten pints,
Get really plastered,
Go back home,
You beat the wife,
Dirty northern b**tards!!!

31
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Sang to the Scousers to the tune of 'You'll Never Walk Alone!'

Sign on,
Sign on,
With a pen, in your hand,
Cos you'll never get a job,
You'll Never Get A Job...

32
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
When a unknown sub comes on for the other team

Who the f*ck,
Who the f*ck,
Who the f*cking hell are you,
Who the f*cking hell are you.
(repeat)

33
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Taking the p*ss outta southern Man U fans

4-3 to the Cockney Boys,
4-3 to the Cockney Boys,
4-3 to the Cockney Boys,
4-3 to the Cockney Boys...

34
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Sung when we're playing away and we were doing badly - times have changed!

We're winning away,
We're winning away,
How sh*t must you be,
We're winning away...
(Repeated...)

35
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Sang to the northern scum

S*it team from Scotland,
You're just a s*it team from Scotland,
S*it team from Scotland,
You're just a s*it team from Scotland...
(repeated)

36
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Says it all really

Your support,
Your support,
Your support is f*****g s**t,
Your support is f*****g s**t.

37
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
On yer a*ses and feet if you hate the Spurs

Sit down if you hate Tottenham,
Sit down if you hate Tottenham,
Sit down if you hate Tottenham,
Sit down if you hate Tottenham,
Stand up if you hate Tottenham,
Stand up if you hate Tottenham,
Stand up if you hate Tottenham,
Stand up if you hate Tottenham...

38
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
And leave it there.

Up your ar*e up your ar*e,
Stick your blue flag up your ar*e!
From Stamford Bridge to Upton Park,
Stick your blue flag up your ar*e!

39
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Funny chant from the Hammers to a fattie

Have you ever,
Have you ever,
Have you ever seen your c*ck?
Have you ever seen your c*ck?

40
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Sang while waving one arm in the air

Let's all do the Barthez,
Let's all do the Barthez,
lalalala, lalalala,
Let's all do the Barthez,
Let's all do the Barthez,
lalalala, lalalala .......

41
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
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Where were you,
Where were you,
Where were you when you were s*it,
Where were you when you were s*it...

42
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
See ya!

Going down, going down, going down,
Going down, going down, going down,
Going down, going down, going down,
Going down,
Going down!

43
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Snackin

Gone for a burger,
He's only gone for a burger,
Gone for a bruger,
He's only gone for a burger...

44
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Rubbish supporters

3-2 and you still don't sing,
3-2 and you still don't sing,
3-2 and you still don't sing,
3-2 and you still don't sing...

45
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
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Sit down Mourinho,
Sit down Mourinho,
Sit down Mourinho...

46
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
For ex manager Harry Redknapp

Redknapp you're a c*nt,
Redknapp, Redknapp, you're a c*nt,
Redknapp you're a c*nt,
Redknapp, Redknapp, you're a c*nt...

47
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Funny aimed at the scousers.

Stand up if you've got a job,
Stand up if you've got a job,
Stand up if you've got a job,
Stand up if you've got a job...

48
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Rubbish!

Can we play you,
Can we play you,
Can we play you every week?
Can we play you every week?

49
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
How Many People Does It Take To Lift Lamaprd?

1 Man Couldn't Carry (Carry)
Couldn't Carry Lampard (C*nt)
1 Man And His Forklift Truck Couldn't Carry Lampard (C*nt)

2 Men Couldn't Carry (Carry)
Couldn't Carry Lampard (C*nt)
2 Man 1 Man And His Forkilft Truck Couldn't Carry Lampard (C*nt)

3 Men Couldn't Carry (Carry)
Couldn't Carry Lampard (C*nt)
3 Man, 2 Man, 1 Man And His Forklift Truck Couldn't Carry Lampard (C*nt)

Continue Up To 10 Men

Super, Big Fat Frank
Big Fat, Big Fat Frank
Big Fat, Big Fat Frank
Big Fat Frankie Lampard !!

50
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Lampard began his career at West Ham United, for whom his father Frank Lampard, Sr. had also played. He secured a place in the first team by the 1997–98 season, and the following year helped the team finish 5th in the Premier League, their highest-ever Premier League placing.

If you all hate Lampard clap your hands,
If you all hate Lampard clap your hands,
if you all hate Lampard,
All hate Lampard clap your hands...

51
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
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John Terry sh*agged your wife,
John Terry sh*agged your wife,
John Terry sh*agged your wife...

52
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Eaten all the pies

You fat b*stard,
You fat b*stard,
You fat b*stard...

53
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
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F*ck off Chelsea,
F*ck off Chelsea,
F*ck off Chelsea...

54
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
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F*ck off Mourinho,
F*ck off Mourinho,
F*ck off Mourinho...

55
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
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You're not playing,
You're not playing,
You're not playing cos' your s*it,
You're not playing cos' your s*it...

56
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
For ever and ever

We all follow the West Ham,
Over land and sea,
We all follow the West Ham,
On..to victory!

57
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
We'd let him 'ave our wives. (ED: The original now copied by many teams with different players)

Oh Christian Dailly,
You are the love of my life,
Oh Christian Dailly,
I need you to s**g my wife,
Oh Christian Dailly,
I want curly hair too..

58
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Sang to Carlton Cole

Carlton Cole, goal,
Always believe in your soul,
You've got the power to know,
Your indestructible,
Always believe in,
Carlton Cole, goal...

59
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Taking the p*ss outta Man U

One Carlos Tevez,
Theres only One Carlos Tevez,
One Carlos Tevez,
Theres only One Carlos Tevez...

60
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Has a boo at the end, maybe his English aint that good

Zola,
Give us a wave,
Zola, Zola,
Give us a wave...
(repeat till he waves or boo if no wave)

61
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
One of our favourite ex-players

Super,
Super Scott,
Super,
Super Scott,
Super,
Super Scott,
Super Scotty Parker!

62
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
(Ed: Not sure who this is aimed at, Robert Green)

Too good for England,
Too good for England,
Too good for England,
Too good for England...

63
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Our 2 new Italian Signings - Antonio and Marco. To the tune of There's No Limit!

No No No No No No
No No No No No No
Nocerino!
Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo
Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo
Boriello!

64
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Adrián made his debut for the Hammers on 27 August 2013, in a 2–1 home win against Cheltenham Town for the season's League Cup: during the game he fouled Jermaine McGlashan to concede a penalty, which Matt Richards converted.

Adrian,
Adrian,
Adrian...

65
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Class West Ham song for the boss of the Hammers, Gianfranco Zola

Gianfranco Zola,
He's only 5'3,
Gianfranco Zola,
He comes from Italy,
Gianfranco Zola,
He ain't Chelsea no moreeeee!

66
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
The Italian legend

Paulo Di Canio,
Paulo Di Canio,
Paulo Di Canio,
Paulo Di Canio...

67
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Carroll made his debut on 1 September setting-up two goals in a 3–0 home win against Fulham.[50] He scored his first goal on 25 November 2012 in a 3–1 away defeat against Tottenham Hotspur.

Dudududu,
Andy Carroll,
Dudududu,
Andy Carroll...

68
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
For ex keper big Ludo Miklosko. Ludo Miklosko is from Prostejov, Czech Republic. Distance to Moscow is approx. 950 miles, but the distance to London is approx. 770 miles! So, it's better to say that he come from near London!

My name is Ludo Miklosko
I come from near Moscow,
I play in goal for West Ham,
West Ham!
When I walk down the street,
Everybody I meet says,
Oi big boy,
What’s your name,
My name is Ludo Miklosko
I come from near Moscow,
I play in goal for West Ham,
West Ham!

69
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
One for Dimitri Payet, West Ham's French magician

We've got Payet,
Dimitri Payet,
I just don't think you understand,
He's Super Slav's man,
He's better than Zidane,
We've got Dimitri Payet...
(Repeated...)

70
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Sang when they finally chirp up with a song

We forgot,
We forgot,
We forgot that you were here,
We forgot that you were here...

71
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
Sung when the fans leave early or when players are sent off

Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio,
Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio,
Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio,
Cheerio,
Cheerio!

72
Maroon and Sky blue football scarf
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West Ham
The sound we all love to hear and the crowd goes wild. Great West Ham United ringtone

Gooooaaaaal!...

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