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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
John Arne Riise
Great goal, goal of the eason maybe. |
2,644 | ||
| 2 |
Funny Torres Song (Lyric only)
Great Torres song |
1,069 | ||
| 3 |
I Wanna Be A Chelsea Ranger (Lyric only)
Often sung in the SoBar. Far from a family song. |
843 | ||
| 4 |
Chelsea Alouette (Lyric only)
If you don't want such a wife... |
744 | ||
| 5 |
You Are A Scouser (Lyric only)
Having a pop at the scouse. |
361 | ||
| 6 |
One Dead Granny Steven Ireland Had (Lyric only)
She's dead, no wait, she's not, is she? To the ... |
299 | ||
| 7 |
Fat Paris Hilton (For Voronin, Possibly Torres) (Lyric only)
True, true. |
290 | ||
| 8 |
You're Going Home (Lyric only)
Chelsea fans to a group of St John Ambulance volunteers. |
268 | ||
| 9 |
Dimitar Dimitar (Lyric only)
Whoever he's playing for |
242 | ||
| 10 |
Disco Dancing Drogba (Lyric only)
Drogbacite, check it out |
238 | Rate it | |
| 11 |
Feed The Scousers (Lyric only)
Funny as f**k |
227 | Rate it | |
| 12 |
Joleon Lescot The Elephant Man (Lyric only)
Whoever he's playing for |
217 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
Delia Smith (Lyric only)
Sung to Norwich Fans 04/05 season |
205 | Rate it | |
| 14 |
Debt Free Chelsea (Lyric only)
Get the cheque book out |
193 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
A Little Bit Of Sheva In Our Lives (Lyric only)
To Mambo No 5 |
181 | ||
| 16 |
Disco Dancing Terry (Lyric only)
Captain Dancetastic |
161 | Rate it | |
| 17 |
Disco Dancing Ballack (Lyric only)
The German dancer |
157 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
Ere's To Da Slag Dat I Love Best (Lyric only)
Live video from "So Bar" |
155 | ||
| 19 |
Disco Dancing Lampard (Lyric only)
A real mover and shaker |
151 | ||
| 20 |
Could Be Worse (Lyric only)
Very true indeed. What a shambles of a team they ... |
150 | Rate it | |
| 21 |
Cheat Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Diving s*it |
145 | ||
| 22 |
You Stole My Holiday (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham when XL went bust |
143 | Rate it | |
| 23 |
Blame It On Riise (Lyric only)
To annoy the scousers |
136 | Rate it | |
| 24 |
The Best Behaved Supporters (Lyric only)
It's true you know. Both of them :) |
129 | Rate it | |
| 25 |
Benches (Lyric only)
Come on subs |
120 | Rate it | |
| 26 |
Let's All Have A Disco (Lyric only)
D-I-S-C-O |
117 | Rate it | |
| 27 |
Does Your Butler Know Your Here? (Lyric only)
Funny aimed at pathetic Fulham "support" |
114 | Rate it | |
| 28 |
Is That All She Get's At Home (Lyric only)
Sung by the Chelsea fans to a male streaker at ... |
110 | ||
| 29 |
You're Shish (Lyric only)
Chelsea Fans to the Turks (Galatasary Fans) at Stamford Bridge |
105 | Rate it | |
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Joleon Lescot The Elephant Man ...
Whoever he's playing for
Dimitar Dimitar (Lyric only)
Whoever he's playing for
Chelsea Alouette (Lyric only)
If you don't want such ...
Let's All Have A Disco ...
D-I-S-C-O
Disco Dancing Terry (Lyric only)
Captain Dancetastic
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 24 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 21 |
Pat Toon Newcastle |
| 4 | 15 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 14 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle |
| 6 | 10 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 7 |
Liam Parnwell Wolverhampton Wanderers |
| 8 | 6 |
Casey Cooper-Fiske Norwich City |
| 9 | 6 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 10 | 6 |
Ryan Stewart Hamilton Academical |
| 11 | 6 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 12 | 5 |
Isaac Lodziak Green Peterborough United |
| 13 | 5 |
Sebastian Cain Leyton Orient |
| 14 | 4 |
Dan Leese Crewe Alexandra |
| 15 | 4 |
Matthew Seadon Aston Villa |
