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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
JT's Ma
Why wouldn't she? (Ed: Sorry JT) |
9,171 | ||
| 2 |
Where's Your Mourinho
Yet another sung to Chelsea. |
4,443 | ||
| 3 |
Bounce In A Minute
Accompanied by jumping up and down |
2,473 | ||
| 4 |
Best Behaved Supporters In The Land
Best supporters in the world |
1,805 | ||
| 5 |
We're Not English, We Are Scouse
Saw it on Youtube |
922 | ||
| 6 |
Ugly Rooney (Lyric only)
Poor Rooney |
2,648 | ||
| 7 |
Carlos Tevez The Manc Tw*t (Lyric only)
Harsh but fair |
2,431 | ||
| 8 |
Dirk Kuyt (Lyric only)
Liverpool fans salute their striker to tune of Lord of ... |
2,037 | ||
| 9 |
Carra's Dad (Lyric only)
In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football ... |
1,263 | ||
| 10 |
Dodgy Nemanja (Lyric only)
just for the overated centre back |
722 | ||
| 11 |
Dirk Kuyt (Lyric only)
Sounds very similar to Rafa's got his Dick Out |
641 | ||
| 12 |
U-N-I-T-E-D (Lyric only)
sticking it up the b*stards |
631 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
Agger Do! Do! Do! (Lyric only)
Agger song |
605 | Rate it | |
| 14 |
Fergies Men Think There The Best (Lyric only)
To the tune of Liverbird upon my chest (Ed: Genius ... |
578 | ||
| 15 |
Blame it on Traore (Lyric only)
To Blame It On The Boogie |
548 | ||
| 16 |
Dirk Kuyt (Lyric only)
Another version of the Dirk Kuyt song |
469 | ||
| 17 |
Rafa's Goatee Beard (Lyric only)
Funny |
448 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
Sammy Lee (Lyric only)
Funny... |
403 | Rate it | |
| 19 |
Best Behaved Supporters (Lyric only)
Can be used for any fans really but it's sung ... |
357 | ||
| 20 |
You Should Have Stayed On The Tele! (Lyric only)
Liverpool v Newcastle.. singing to Shearer |
238 | Rate it | |
| 21 |
Nick The Greek (Lyric only)
Nick the Greek :D |
204 | Rate it | |
| 22 |
Abel Xavier (Lyric only)
Former Liverpool defender when playing for Everton |
172 | Rate it | |
| 23 |
2001 F.A Cup (Lyric only)
Quality song re Owens two late goals in the 2001 ... |
172 | Rate it | |
| 24 |
Mark, Mark, Mark Gonzales (Lyric only)
Heard this in Bordeaux. Sung to the tune of Delilah. |
171 | Rate it | |
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Nick The Greek (Lyric only)
Nick the Greek :D
Best Behaved Supporters In The ...
Best supporters in the world
U-N-I-T-E-D (Lyric only)
sticking it up the b*stards
You Should Have Stayed On ...
Liverpool v Newcastle.. singing to ...
Agger Do! Do! Do! (Lyric ...
Agger song
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 24 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 21 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 4 | 15 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 13 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 10 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 7 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 8 | 6 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 9 | 6 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 10 | 6 |
Casey Cooper-Fiske Norwich City |
| 11 | 5 |
Sebastian Cain Leyton Orient |
| 12 | 4 |
Matthew Feltham Tottenham Hotspur |
| 13 | 4 |
Simon Hills Arsenal |
| 14 | 4 |
Dan Leese Crewe Alexandra |
| 15 | 4 |
Nathan Hines Ipswich Town |