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Chant Views
(90 day)
Pie Rating
1 JT's Ma
Why wouldn't she? (Ed: Sorry JT)
9,171
4.91667
2 Where's Your Mourinho
Yet another sung to Chelsea.
4,443
3.88889
3 Bounce In A Minute
Accompanied by jumping up and down
2,473
5.0
4 New Chant Best Behaved Supporters In The Land
Best supporters in the world
1,805
3.0
5 We're Not English, We Are Scouse
Saw it on Youtube
922
5.0
6 Ugly Rooney (Lyric only)
Poor Rooney
2,648
5.0
7 Carlos Tevez The Manc Tw*t (Lyric only)
Harsh but fair
2,431
5.0
8 Dirk Kuyt (Lyric only)
Liverpool fans salute their striker to tune of Lord of ...
2,037
5.0
9 Carra's Dad (Lyric only)
In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football ...
1,263
5.0
10 Dodgy Nemanja (Lyric only)
just for the overated centre back
722
5.0
11 Dirk Kuyt (Lyric only)
Sounds very similar to Rafa's got his Dick Out
641
4.0
12 New Chant U-N-I-T-E-D (Lyric only)
sticking it up the b*stards
631 Rate it
13 Agger Do! Do! Do! (Lyric only)
Agger song
605 Rate it
14 Fergies Men Think There The Best (Lyric only)
To the tune of Liverbird upon my chest (Ed: Genius ...
578
4.75
15 Blame it on Traore (Lyric only)
To Blame It On The Boogie
548
2.0
16 Dirk Kuyt (Lyric only)
Another version of the Dirk Kuyt song
469
5.0
17 Rafa's Goatee Beard (Lyric only)
Funny
448 Rate it
18 Sammy Lee (Lyric only)
Funny...
403 Rate it
19 Best Behaved Supporters (Lyric only)
Can be used for any fans really but it's sung ...
357
3.0
20 New Chant You Should Have Stayed On The Tele! (Lyric only)
Liverpool v Newcastle.. singing to Shearer
238 Rate it
21 New Chant Nick The Greek (Lyric only)
Nick the Greek :D
204 Rate it
22 Abel Xavier (Lyric only)
Former Liverpool defender when playing for Everton
172 Rate it
23 2001 F.A Cup (Lyric only)
Quality song re Owens two late goals in the 2001 ...
172 Rate it
24 Mark, Mark, Mark Gonzales (Lyric only)
Heard this in Bordeaux. Sung to the tune of Delilah.
171 Rate it

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Nick The Greek (Lyric only)
Nick the Greek :D

Best Behaved Supporters In The ...
Best supporters in the world

U-N-I-T-E-D (Lyric only)
sticking it up the b*stards

You Should Have Stayed On ...
Liverpool v Newcastle.. singing to ...

Agger Do! Do! Do! (Lyric ...
Agger song

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