Scottish Premier Chants Funny Football Songs

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Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Charlie Adam's Sister's Pants 'Bout Rangers' players sister	Celtic	582	5.0
2	Bouncy, Bouncy Sung whilst bouncing up and down of course	Rangers	516	Rate it
3	Sebo Celtic taking the p*ss chanting for Rangers to bring on ...	Celtic	281	Rate it
4	Rule Britannia Sing to rangers fans	Celtic	1,277	1.0
5	Neil Lennon's illegitimate No birth certificate	Rangers	937	Rate it
6	Tell All The Hun's U Know. sung against rangers	Celtic	803	Rate it
7	Always S*ite On The Rangers Side Of Town Celtic toilet humour	Celtic	756	4.5
8	Tell all The Tims Holiday fun in this Rangers song.	Rangers	714	Rate it
9	Celtic 1, Caley 3 Rangers comedy at Celtic's expense!	Rangers	578	5.0
10	Sebo's On Sung Against Celtic When Rangers Were Up 2-0	Rangers	553	Rate it
11	Two Andy Gorams Celtic response to Motherwell Keeper's Schizophrenia.	Celtic	552	5.0
12	Mrs Molls has Balls An ode to Michael Mols missus, reserved for old firm ...	Celtic	484	Rate it
13	Why Don'T You Go Home? ( Aberdeen ) Similar To Famine Song	Rangers	312	Rate it
14	Agadoo Anti-Hibs	Hearts	169	Rate it
15	Deep Fry Your Vodka Sung To Zenit St Petersburg In UEFA Cup Final	Rangers	166	Rate it
16	Hoaky Coaky To the tune of the hoaky coaky	Rangers	154	5.0
17	An Ode To The Diddy Men A wee song about a wonderful result	Rangers	118	Rate it
18	Mcgeady's Gone Home McGeadys gone home, Strachens sacked him	Rangers	116	Rate it
19	Hello Hello Aberdeen song of the funny range.	Aberdeen	108	Rate it
20	I Can't Read And I Can't Write Having a go at Aberdeen	Dundee United	104	Rate it
21	We S*ag Sheep Anti-Dundee comedy	Aberdeen	98	Rate it
22	Romanov Is A Wally Funny song aimed at Christmas clown!	Hearts	91	Rate it
23	Your Relegation Throwing stones at a drowning man.	Hearts	85	Rate it
24	Muff Divers funny	Motherwell	84	Rate it
25	We're Gonna Win Sung at Parkhead after every Celtic goal, they won 6-0.	Aberdeen	80	Rate it
26	E I E I O E I E I O	Hearts	77	Rate it
27	Rather Be A Brush Killing Kilmarnock's Keeper in this funny Dons song.	Aberdeen	71	Rate it
28	Who Let The Huns Out Anti-Glasgow	Aberdeen	70	Rate it
29	One Shoe Shoeless Dundee Utd fun in this song.	Dundee United	64	Rate it
30	Are You On Your Holidays Sang to most away opposition from the south (exc. Aberdeen, ...	Inverness	62	Rate it
31	Bouncy This Inverness tune will have you bouncin' off the walls!	Inverness	56	Rate it
32	P&O Take You Home Tune of 'Famine's Over'	Rangers	56	Rate it
33	What The...............Was That Aimed @ Dunfermline mascot	Aberdeen	55	Rate it
34	Say Aye To A Killie Pie Who ate all the Killie Pies?!	Kilmarnock	49	Rate it
35	Moan On The Forum Aimed at all those fans who moan online when Inverness ...	Inverness	46	Rate it
36	He's white, he's blue, Rumoured that whilst at Dundee he sh*t in manager Simon ...	Falkirk	42	Rate it
37	I've Been A Muffdiver For Many A Year Funny.	Motherwell	36	Rate it
38	Fat Eddie Murphy Sung to Rangers' Jean Claude Darcheville	Aberdeen	35	Rate it
39	Feed Ross County Getting into the xmas spirit	Inverness	34	Rate it
40	Hibees Hibees Anti-Hibs song.	Inverness	33	Rate it
41	Fat Eddie Murphy To Rangers Jean Claude Darcheville	St Mirren	28	Rate it
42	Feed The Weegees Sung to Celtic at xmas a while back	Hibs	24	Rate it
43	What's It Like To Play On Grass About Kilmarnock's frozen pitch.	Inverness	19	Rate it
44	Lets All Laugh At County Inverness County comedy in this song.	Inverness	15	Rate it
45	Two Andy Gorams Sang to the Rangers keeper after he had been diagnosed ...	Kilmarnock	12	Rate it
46	Sit Down Shoot Up Sung to Rangers	Falkirk	11	Rate it
47	Sing At Your Weddings Sung To Gretna	Hibs	7	Rate it
48	You're Just A Sh*te English Pub Team Sung To Gretna	Hibs	7	Rate it
49	Fat Eddie Murphy Sung to Rangers' Jean Claude Darcheville	Hibs	7	Rate it
50	Fill Yer Gazebo Sung at New Brockville 07/08 season	Hibs	5	Rate it

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Scottish Premier Chants Songs

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Latest Rangers chants

P&O Take You Home
Tune of 'Famine's Over'

Hoaky Coaky
To the tune of the ...

Mcgeady's Gone Home
McGeadys gone home, Strachens sacked ...

Fill Yer Gazebo
Sung at New Brockville 07/08 ...

Sit Down Shoot Up
Sung to Rangers

Top 15 Golden Voices

#	PTS	Member
1	27	Marcus Webster Man United
2	25	Daniel Skaardal Arsenal
3	18	Pat Toon Newcastle United
4	10	Matty Agar Sunderland
5	7	Louai Nasser Newcastle United
6	5	Anth Snow Hull City
7	4	Simon Hills Arsenal
8	4	Jordon Gilks West Ham
9	4	Robert Edwin Birmingham City
10	4	Liam Parnwell Wolves
11	3	Zac Bradbury Stoke City
12	3	Bluenose 1878 Everton
13	3	Sammy Funcich West Ham
14	3	Ross Malyon Crystal Palace
15	2	Jake Lyne Exeter City

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