Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Whose That Tw*t From Argentina? (Tevez Song) Tevez song	Man United	48,264	4.7037
2	32 Years Since they won anything, sad and laughable.	Man United	20,710	5.0
3	Malcolm Glazer's Gonna Die The Fat Yank (ED: This chant does not promote or ...	Man United	18,146	5.0
4	You Scousers Oh we do hate to be beside the Scouseside...	Man United	16,663	5.0
5	F*ck Off Chelsea FC Call that history, nouveau's.	Liverpool	12,891	5.0
6	Stretford Enders Ed: updated version, still slagging off the Arsenal	Man United	12,303	5.0
7	We Hate Tottenham Sung to the scum	Arsenal	11,178	5.0
8	This Is How It Feels Another good dig at ...Nah forgotten their name. (Better audio ...	Man United	10,852	4.94118
9	Steve Gerrard, Gerrard Mr Liverpool?	Arsenal	10,492	5.0
10	We All Hate Leeds Scum Ed: Longer and improved version, just to hammer it home!	Man United	8,763	4.75

11	City Reject Not even good enough to play for that shambles	Man United	8,741	5.0
12	Build A Bonfire Let's get a nice blaze going.	Man United	8,223	4.83333
13	In Your Liverpool Slums Filthy scousers.	Chelsea	8,146	5.0
14	Man United Went To Rome Our sh*tty neighbours	Man City	7,617	5.0
15	Blowing Bubbles Mocking West Ham... Amongst a few other rivals.	Chelsea	7,383	5.0
16	Who The F**K Are Man United Who are they again?	Chelsea	7,253	4.8
17	He'S Cracking Up - Rafa Reference to the hilarous rant from Rafa Benitez	Man United	6,831	5.0
18	Chelsea, Chelsea, Wherever You May Be Taking the micky out of Chelsea	West Ham	5,513	5.0
19	Istanbul They're Not Going Sung loads at aways! (ed: finally got the audio version ...	Man United	5,507	5.0
20	Who's That Team Another version of this lovely classic	Arsenal	5,359	4.8

21	Speak F*cking English Sang at the Geordies	Chelsea	5,188	5.0
22	One Ball No balls!	Man United	4,884	4.0
23	Berbatov's Dad Berba's dad the gypsy, to the tune of Adebayor/ Ronaldo ...	Tottenham Hotspur	4,846	4.72727
24	Chelsea Rent Boy's What can you say, West End dandies.	Liverpool	4,692	4.6
25	Kevin Keegan Cheer up muppet.	Man United	4,457	4.90909
26	F*ck You Boruc McGeady Shag*ed Your Wife Recording Not a great recording but worth it for being one ...	Rangers	4,340	5.0
27	We Hate Man U Scumchester United haters.	Leeds United	4,275	4.5
28	Cheer Up Alan Shearer Going down	Man United	4,130	4.75
29	What The F***ing Hell Is That Sung at something ridiculous in the opposing teams terrace.	Man United	4,085	4.16667
30	Anfield Library Shush, I'm trying to read...	Arsenal	4,064	5.0

31	Are You Tottenham In Disguise An insult to any team, sung when we're thrashing their ...	Arsenal	4,039	5.0
32	We Hate Nottingham Forest Just a selection of the most hated, put into words. ...	Liverpool	3,951	4.9
33	Who the f**k are Man United Cockney glory hunters	Man City	3,821	4.4
34	Parkhead Sung to the Celtic	Rangers	3,778	4.57143
35	Are You Watching Merseyside? Not really sung anymore, but we knew they were watching.	Man United	3,734	5.0
36	Where's Your Famous Atmosphere Was sung at Anfield and at St James Park	Arsenal	3,592	4.5
37	Big Fat Frankie Lampard How Many People Does It Take To Lift Lamaprd?	West Ham	3,552	5.0
38	Stand Up If You Hate Tottenham Well wot u waiting for	Arsenal	3,544	4.8
39	Alan Shearer Took the Geordies down	Man United	3,541	5.0
40	Cheerio to the opposition fans leaving the ground	Man United	3,487	3.5

41	Get a Job Arsenal sing this to most Northerners, lazy b*stards	Arsenal	3,441	5.0
42	If You Hate Man United Need we say more. (Ed: New audio, worthy of a ...	Man City	3,405	5.0
43	You Fat B*stard For fat Frank.	Liverpool	3,361	3.0
44	We Hate Arsenal We don't like 'em.	Tottenham Hotspur	3,292	5.0
45	Empty Seats Laughing at part time Boro supporters	Newcastle United	3,230	4.66667
46	We Hate Tottenham Say no more.	Chelsea	3,176	5.0
47	If You Hate Leeds United 'ave A Go Come on then...let's be 'aving yer!	Leeds United	3,168	5.0
48	Fat Cockney We don't like Cockneys	Newcastle United	3,102	5.0
49	Poor Little Cockney Come on then w*nkers. (Ed: Better version added)	Leeds United	3,095	5.0
50	Seaside F*ck em all.	Aston Villa	3,053	5.0

51	You Might Aswell Sign On!!! song to liverpool at anfield	Arsenal	3,051	1.0
52	Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Lalala!!! Doin tha bouncy!!	Chelsea	3,041	5.0
53	No Noise From The Pikey Boys West Ham never sing	Tottenham Hotspur	3,024	5.0
54	Sit Down Shut Up Telling the opposition	Arsenal	3,015	5.0
55	Dirty Northern Bast**ds Filthy Northerners	Arsenal	2,970	3.0
56	What The F***ing Hell Was That What was that?	Liverpool	2,950	4.66667
57	Hey Dibble Funny one for police and stewards	Man City	2,836	4.2
58	10 German Bombers In The Air. 10 German bombers. RAF shot em down	England	2,764	5.0
59	Going Down Going Down Always a good one to rub it in	Man United	2,761	5.0
60	Worst Support Terrible at Old Trafford	Man City	2,759	5.0

61	Who Are Ya? Eh? Who are ya?	England	2,747	Rate it
62	Steve Gerrard Better dead than red.	Everton	2,731	5.0
63	Goal Kick Assiting the goalie with his goal kick	Leeds United	2,681	4.83333
64	Artur Boruc Letting him know how it is.	Rangers	2,665	4.85714
65	Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets Was sung at Watford fan's when they couldn't sell all ...	Man United	2,610	4.66667
66	We Can See You Sneaking Out They think we can't see em sneaking off when their ...	Arsenal	2,573	Rate it
67	Sing In The Chapel Not at the football.	Rangers	2,558	5.0
68	You've never won anything Sung to those not as great as the mighty reds	Liverpool	2,548	5.0
69	Shame About The Chelsea Was sung when Chelsea went out of the Champs League	Tottenham Hotspur	2,540	4.5
70	You Support a load of... Loud and clear, great for a ringtone	Man United	2,537	5.0

71	We Beat The Scum 5-1 Ahh the glory... To be sent to all the Bluenoses ...	Aston Villa	2,505	5.0
72	We Hate Chelsea Mothers are never right when it comes to football.	Leeds United	2,489	5.0
73	Kenny Miller He's okay now tho'	Rangers	2,469	2.0
74	Who Are Ya Who the ffing ell are you (Ed: Get this chant ...	Arsenal	2,447	5.0
75	Redknapp You Are A C*nt For ex manager Harry Redknapp	West Ham	2,435	5.0
76	Spurs Going Down If only	Arsenal	2,422	5.0
77	Your Support Is Sh*t Terrible support wherever we go	Arsenal	2,411	4.33333
78	Where's Your European Cups Another one sung to the rent boys.	Liverpool	2,347	4.66667
79	We Forgot That You Were Here So quiet we forgot they were there	Arsenal	2,285	5.0
80	Shall We Sing A Song For You? You're so quiet...	Arsenal	2,268	Rate it

81	Argentina Argentina > England	Man United	2,181	4.2
82	Who Are Ya Sung at unknown away players or fans, nobody\'s. Make\'s a ...	Man United	2,163	4.33334
83	Cheat Same old Tottenham always cheating	Arsenal	2,161	Rate it
84	Can You Hear Celtic Sing I can't hear a f**cking thing.	Rangers	2,139	5.0
85	Top Of The League Always Man United - Top of the league - That must ...	Man United	2,139	5.0
86	You've Got Six Fingers On Each Hand Too much industry in the North East, freakish characters up ...	Man City	2,135	5.0
87	Small Town In Moscow Funny chant to wind up Chelsea.	Man City	2,100	4.5
88	Who The F*ck Are Man United? Who are they?	Liverpool	2,087	5.0
89	Fulwell End Sung at Roker Park by the Geordies! (To the tune ...	Newcastle United	2,086	5.0
90	It's All Gone Quiet Over There Can not hear you anymore	Arsenal	2,042	Rate it

91	Can You Hear The Scousers Sing Where's your famous atmosphere?	Man City	2,033	5.0
92	Never Get A Job!! Sang to the Scousers to the tune of 'You'll Never ...	West Ham	2,030	5.0
93	West Brom And Birmingham Ed: Sorry not the greatest recording but thought it worthy ...	Aston Villa	2,021	Rate it
94	We Hate Derby And Derby Of Course	Nottingham Forest	2,013	5.0
95	Get out of our club Directed Towards Mike Ashley	Newcastle United	1,992	5.0
96	F*ck You Rangers Celtic forever	Celtic	1,991	5.0
97	Down With The Shearer Was sung at Boro 08/ 09	Man United	1,990	5.0
98	Have You Ever Seen Geordies Win The League Never won division 1 or Premier League and never will	Arsenal	1,834	5.0
99	We All Hate Blues Scum Going up, going down...	Aston Villa	1,812	Rate it
100	Your Favourite Song Sung to one song teams like West Ham	Man City	1,805	5.0

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