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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
F*ck Off Chelsea FC
Call that history, nouveau's. |
12,891 | ||
| 2 |
Chelsea Rent Boy's
What can you say, West End dandies. |
4,692 | ||
| 3 |
We Hate Nottingham Forest
Just a selection of the most hated, put into words. ... |
3,951 | ||
| 4 |
You Fat B*stard
For fat Frank. |
3,361 | ||
| 5 |
What The F***ing Hell Was That
What was that? |
2,950 | ||
| 6 |
You've never won anything
Sung to those not as great as the mighty reds |
2,548 | ||
| 7 |
Where's Your European Cups
Another one sung to the rent boys. |
2,347 | ||
| 8 |
Who The F*ck Are Man United?
Who are they? |
2,087 | ||
| 9 |
Going Down
Sung to those who look at the bottom of the ... |
1,690 | ||
| 10 |
Bring On Ya Manchester United
to the United scums who think they're so good |
1,600 | ||
| 11 |
Fergie's Right - Your Fans Are Sh*te
Manchester United b*stards |
1,550 | ||
| 12 |
Liverpool Football Club Is In The Wrong Hands
Just a song to get the owners out of our ... |
1,408 | ||
| 13 |
Manchester Is Full Of Sh*te
Dirty Manchester scums |
1,300 | ||
| 14 |
Sh*t Club No History
The sh*t club Chelsea with no history |
1,059 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
Who Are Ya?
Come on! |
816 | Rate it | |
| 16 |
24 years Yer Club Is A Mess (Lyric only)
Great Liverpool Song for Everton |
1,744 | Rate it | |
| 17 |
Torres Torres (Lyric only)
Taking the mick out of them Mancs |
1,480 | ||
| 18 |
That Boy Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Diving again |
1,243 | ||
| 19 |
Fat Rooney (Lyric only)
For Shrek |
1,173 | ||
| 20 |
Frank Lampard (Lyric only)
Same tune as Steve Gerrard Gerrard, sung by Liverpool fans ... |
1,171 | ||
| 21 |
The City Is Ours... (Lyric only)
Sticking it to the blues! tune of We Won It ... |
1,036 | Rate it | |
| 22 |
The Famous Man Utd (Lyric only)
Man United are a disgrace! |
795 | ||
| 23 |
Ryan Giggs (Lyric only)
Welsh Manc |
669 | ||
| 24 |
Fergie's Cracking Up! (Lyric only)
Sung at Man United 1-4 Liverpool |
626 | ||
| 25 |
The City's All Ours!!! (Lyric only)
It's all ours! |
603 | Rate it | |
| 26 |
Don't Leave Your Wife With John Terry (Lyric only)
Chelsea scums, don't leave your wife with Terry |
567 | ||
| 27 |
Cheer Up Alan Shearer (Lyric only)
Sung to Newcastle |
531 | Rate it | |
| 28 |
This Old Man (Lyric only)
To tune of UNI-TED anti United |
516 | Rate it | |
| 29 |
Man Utd Were Crying In Rome (Lyric only)
A rip of the reds are going to Moscow haha |
490 | ||
| 30 |
Viva Ronaldo (Lyric only)
'avin a go at United and their loverboy |
441 | ||
| 31 |
Hate Us Scousers (Lyric only)
Tune of if u all hate Manc Scum clap ya ... |
395 | ||
| 32 |
Arsenal, Always Cheating (Lyric only)
Fancy football, no end product, so they dive. |
358 | Rate it | |
| 33 |
We Adore (Lyric only)
Man Utd try to steal this song of us! |
354 | ||
| 34 |
We Hate Oh We Hate The Arsenal (Lyric only)
funny one |
353 | ||
| 35 |
Fergies Right (Lyric only)
Heard at Old Trafford |
348 | ||
| 36 |
You Can Shoot Ya Guns (Lyric only)
Sing it when Arsenal have all gone quiet. |
339 | ||
| 37 |
London Bridge Is Falling Down (Lyric only)
Poor old Chelsea |
333 | Rate it | |
| 38 |
When I Was Just A Little Boy!! (Lyric only)
this is owning that blue merseyside scum that don't even ... |
329 | ||
| 39 |
With Gomes In Goal (Lyric only)
Sung against Gomes in goal for Tottenham |
321 | Rate it | |
| 40 |
Steve Bruce (Lyric only)
It's catchy... |
272 | Rate it | |
| 41 |
Sold, to the USA (Lyric only)
Sold, to the USA |
243 | Rate it | |
| 42 |
Yank B***Ards (Lyric only)
Get out of our club |
242 | ||
| 43 |
5 Euro Cups (Lyric only)
Everton have no Euro cups (Ed; Classic lyrics) |
225 | Rate it | |
| 44 |
Don't Buy The Sun (Lyric only)
To the tune of We've Won It 5 Times |
203 | ||
| 45 |
Don't Sing Or You'll Wake Them Up (Lyric only)
SSSSSSSSSHHHH |
192 | Rate it | |
| 46 |
Make A Bonfire (Lyric only)
burn that lot |
183 | Rate it | |
| 47 |
Stick The Blue Flag (Lyric only)
What Chelsea can do with their Blue Flag |
183 | Rate it | |
| 48 |
Hark Now Hear (Lyric only)
The derby day song |
179 | Rate it | |
| 49 |
Hou Let The Reds Out? (Lyric only)
... |
178 | Rate it | |
| 50 |
We Hate The Cockneys (Lyric only)
Yes, we hate..!! |
176 | Rate it | |
| 51 |
That Diver Ronaldo (Lyric only)
To the tune of "That Boy Ronaldo". Daley is referenced ... |
172 | Rate it | |
| 52 |
Chelsea Retards (Lyric only)
The Chelsea retards with no brain cells |
168 | Rate it | |
| 53 |
Have You Seen Lampard Win The Euro (Lyric only)
Showin that Lampard isn't good enough to win the Euro |
161 | Rate it | |
| 54 |
Tell Your Ma (Everton) (Lyric only)
Poor ol Everton. Heard at the Merseyside derby. To the ... |
152 | ||
| 55 |
Chelsea Scums (Lyric only)
dirty Chelsea scums |
148 | Rate it | |
| 56 |
We Hate You Chelsea We Do (Lyric only)
We really hate you Chelsea |
148 | ||
| 57 |
Wheels On Your House (Lyric only)
Sung to the Geordy pikies |
144 | Rate it | |
| 58 |
Just The Library (Lyric only)
Old Trafford = Highbury |
136 | Rate it | |
| 59 |
Wheres Your Famous Billonaire (Lyric only)
when were beating chelsea |
135 | ||
| 60 |
Couldn't Make It To Rome (Chelsea) (Lyric only)
For Chelski |
132 | Rate it | |
| 61 |
You'Re S*It, And You Know You Are! (Lyric only)
You're s*it! |
131 | ||
| 62 |
Agger Do He Scoreed Past You (Lyric only)
A Liverpool song for when Agger scored to put us ... |
130 | Rate it | |
| 63 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You (Lyric only)
Usually sung to The Chelsea |
127 | Rate it | |
| 64 |
You're Not Very Good (Lyric only)
We are best, You're not very good |
121 | Rate it | |
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Tell Your Ma (Everton) (Lyric ...
Poor ol Everton. Heard at ...
Chelsea Retards (Lyric only)
The Chelsea retards with no ...
Don't Leave Your Wife With ...
Chelsea scums, don't leave your ...
Sh*t Club No History
The sh*t club Chelsea with ...
Manchester Is Full Of Sh*te
Dirty Manchester scums
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 89 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 2 | 64 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 3 | 54 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 4 | 49 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 42 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 6 | 36 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 7 | 34 |
Ryan Stewart West Ham |
| 8 | 33 |
Rockin Robin Swindon Town |
| 9 | 32 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 10 | 29 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 11 | 26 |
Liam Spicer Yeovil Town |
| 12 | 25 |
Lewis Brooks Mansfield Town |
| 13 | 21 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 14 | 19 |
James Silk AFC Bournemouth |
| 15 | 18 |
James Rudge Middlesbrough |