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Chant		Views (90 day)	Pie Rating

1	Empty Seats Laughing at part time Boro supporters	1,444	Rate it
2	Fulwell End Sung at Roker Park by the Geordies! (To the tune ...	1,168	5.0
3	Sad Mackem B**tard Most of 'em are.	1,016	Rate it
4	What Do You Think Of Sunderland Scumbags	799	Rate it
5	Your Support Rubbish.	776	Rate it

6	Get Into Em A rouser to get the lads going.	722	Rate it
7	Fck Off Home Manchester wnk, wnk, wnk.	581	Rate it
8	Fergie's Right Man United Fans Are Rubbish	514	Rate it
9	Keano'S Cat? keano	435	Rate it
10	Boro vs Sevilla Taking the michael out of the Boro!	429	Rate it

11	Garden Shed Sang to smoggys bout the riverside stadium	414	Rate it
12	Adebayor To tune of Sloop John B	377	1.0
13	Whats That Coming Over The Hill Sang to Boro fans	360	Rate it
14	Who The F**k Are Man. United Our Cockney friends	349	Rate it
15	Cheer Up Roy Keane to the dog walking* irish man	330	Rate it

16	Mackems On A String Best Toy Ever	329	5.0
17	Scared Of Shearer Still scared Keano? Man U?	323	Rate it
18	Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan Don't u need a passport?	318	Rate it
19	He's A Dwarf The dwarf that is Dennis Wise and hes smaller than ...	309	Rate it
20	Long Way Home To Man Utd's following	287	Rate it

21	Toon, Toon, Hate the Mackems There's a surprise	281	Rate it
22	Wings The Of A Sparrow Sung at Sunderland fans.	280	Rate it
23	Mackem Takem To the tune of the laughing police man.	274	Rate it
24	Are You Shagging Sung that when we played watford at home last season	264	Rate it
25	Andy Reid Fatty Also sung by Sunderland.	264	Rate it

26	Chopra Are You Listening? For the Sunderland forward	263	Rate it
27	If U Hate The F****G Mackems Sad mackem bstards	250	Rate it
28	this year up next year down About the dog wa**ing Keano sung to nick nack paddy ...	241	Rate it
29	Peter Beardsley (Old) To Everton fans	234	Rate it
30	Going Down Sang at Boro.	219	Rate it

31	Chopra Is A Mackem For the Sunderland forward	215	Rate it
32	Anti-Niall Quinn Tune: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan?	196	Rate it
33	Taxi! Go Home!	195	Rate it
34	F**K Off Boro And also sung to many other teams	186	Rate it
35	Nial Quins Disco Pants nial fart quinn	183	Rate it

36	S**T Ground Sang at Portsmouth	181	Rate it
37	Can We Play You Every Week Funny old song	180	Rate it
38	S**T Fans We are the best	171	Rate it
39	Same Old Chelsea When Didier Drogba dives again.	171	Rate it
40	Geordie Ambulance (or St Johns Ambulance)	169	Rate it

41	Sign On (For Liverpool And Everton) To tune of You'll Never Walk Alone	160	Rate it
42	Ashley Out We want Ashley out.	159	3.0
43	Only Sing When You'Re Stealing! For the scousers	158	Rate it
44	Crap - Andy Reid classic	157	Rate it
45	Let's All Laugh At Chopra For the Sunderland forward	149	Rate it

46	Head Kicked In Mental geordies	146	Rate it
47	Stand Up If You Hate The Scum For Sunderland	145	Rate it
48	We All Hate Mike Ashley To the tune of the hoki koki	135	Rate it
49	Where Were You At Newcastle? Sung when we beat a team in the the first ...	135	Rate it
50	Peter Reid Monkey Head These dirty mackems.....	128	Rate it

51	We Can See You Holding Hands! Sang for the Watford	122	Rate it
52	Are You Watching Big Fat Sam??? A little stick to our old gaffer.	120	Rate it
53	You Stole My Stereo! For Gerrard and the Scousers	120	Rate it
54	Town Full Of Chavs Sang at Birmingham and Villa games	118	Rate it
55	S**t On Merseyside Sang at Everton	111	Rate it

56	Town Full Of Smackheads Sang at Liverpool and Everton games	109	Rate it
57	Who The F*Ckin Hell Are You? Sung when someone we dont know comes on the pitch	102	Rate it
58	Sacked In The Morning Sung to Martin Jol at Spurs (he actually did get ...	98	Rate it
59	Who Are Ya? (Newcastle) Old chant sung by most teams	97	Rate it
60	Shouldn'T You Be Selling Drugs? For the scousers and the brummies	95	Rate it

61	Sunderland In Disguise Mostly sung to smoggies and also other clubs	94	Rate it
62	In Your Sunderland Slums Same old underachievers	93	Rate it
63	Wat The F**K Happened To Your Team Sung at mackems	92	Rate it
64	Your're The Sht From Manchester They really are s*te	91	Rate it
65	We Can See You Sneaking Out Sung to fans who are leaving because their team losing	84	Rate it

66	Usa Sung to Liverpool (ownership)	84	Rate it
67	Sing When Your Winning Best supporters in the world	82	Rate it
68	Sack The Board We want the cockney maffia out	81	Rate it
69	You're Not Singing Anymore Classic	80	Rate it
70	Stand Up If U Hate Man U Eeveryone hates the scum	77	Rate it

71	Arsenal Always Cheating dirty cheaters	64	Rate it
72	El Hadj Diouf We hate the mackem	56	Rate it
73	We Went To West Ham we went to west ham	55	Rate it
74	5-1 Even Jenas Scored responding to arsenal fans when singing 1 0 to the ...	55	Rate it
75	Build A Bonfire burn the scum	51	Rate it

76	Dennis Wise The Dwarf dennis ratface wise	48	Rate it
77	Kill Em But dont worry we wont. (we will on the pitch)	34	Rate it
78	Fit To Referee to unfit referees who cant quite catch up	33	Rate it
79	England'S No.4 Used to be sung to Calamity (David) James	28	Rate it
80	Cheaters sung to the team when cheating	23	Rate it

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