Chant Type Views
(90 day)
Pie Rating
1 Peter Crouch Feet Out Of The Bed
Funny footy chant about the big man Peter Crouch. Sorry ...
Liverpool 4,323
5.0
2 Luis Garcia
Classic song for a classy number 10.
Liverpool 4,315
5.0
3 Mourinho Are You Listening
We told em, but they wouldn't listen. poor Chelsea, thanks ...
Man United 4,260
5.0
4 John Arne Riise
Usually sung after a 30 yard wonder goal.
Liverpool 2,854 Rate it
5 One Robbie Fowler
He's back home charging up those white lines again.
Liverpool 2,532 Rate it
6 Harry Kewell
For the Aussie flyer.
Liverpool 2,308
2.5
7 We're On Our Way
To Moscow for the Champions League final. Alas didn't quite ...
Arsenal 1,998
5.0
8 Jose Mourinho
For the Special One.
Chelsea 1,947
3.0
9 Martin Jol's Got No Hair
Good luck Martin
Tottenham Hotspur 1,129 Rate it
10 Zamora
Former Hammer - Thanks for the memories
West Ham 1,094
5.0
11 Yossi Benayoun
Creative genius.
West Ham 1,074 Rate it
12 One Keano
Irish hitman Robbie Keane
Tottenham Hotspur 999 Rate it
13 Stand Up For The Special One
Another for Jose.
Chelsea 976 Rate it
14 Martin Jol's Blue n White Army
For the big man.
Tottenham Hotspur 957 Rate it
15 I Love Martin Jol
Sadly departed but never forgotten
Tottenham Hotspur 916
5.0
16 Robert Fleck
One of the best strikers for Chelsea and Rangers.
Chelsea 904
5.0
17 Nigel Reo Coker
England under 21 captain and former Hammer.
West Ham 838
2.0
18 There's Only Juan Pablo Angel
Fanchant for former striker Angel
Aston Villa 812 Rate it
19 Boateng
Sung to the tune of Spandau Ballet \"Gold\".
Middlesbrough 793 Rate it
20 Tommy Sorenson
Former Top stopper.
Aston Villa 726 Rate it
21 One Marlon Harewood
Big Marlon's theme tune.
West Ham 715 Rate it
22 Benjani
A classic song for our former African hitman.
Portsmouth 708 Rate it
23 Nobby Solano
Once a Black and White always a Geordie.
Newcastle United 673 Rate it
24 Sven-Göran Eriksson
Gone but not forgotten
Man City 670 Rate it
25 Giannakopoulos
More than a mouthful
Bolton Wanderers 593 Rate it
26 Super Matthew Taylor
Our former left back.
Portsmouth 557 Rate it
27 Oo Ahh We're going up ye naa
Told you so!
Sunderland 554 Rate it
28 Glen Roeder's Barmy Army
And we will fight forever more.
Newcastle United 540 Rate it
29 Sven-Göran Eriksson Barmy Army
Tribute to the Iceman
Man City 524 Rate it
30 Big Sam's Barmy Army
Gone but not forgotton.
Newcastle United 461 Rate it
31 Bring On The Champions
Sung in 2006/ 07 when we won the Championship.
Sunderland 432 Rate it
32 That's Why We're Going Up
Showing em how it's done
Sunderland 431
5.0
33 Sunderland Going Up
And we did
Sunderland 422
5.0
34 El-Hadji Diouf will spit on you
Peter Kaye would be proud.
Bolton Wanderers 412 Rate it
35 EIEIEIO Bolton
Used elsewhere but best by Bolton. Ringtone works well.
Bolton Wanderers 403
5.0
36 Alan Stubbs
He puts 'em in as well as keeping em out
Everton 381 Rate it
37 Alan Ball
All time hero at Goodison Park
Everton 371 Rate it
38 Papa Diop
Nicknamed 'The Wardrobe' by his team mates at Fulham.
Fulham 353 Rate it
39 Mark Viduka
Recorded 06/07 season. Has since gone on to do treacherous ...
Middlesbrough 334 Rate it
40 Quinton Fortune
Well rid of that place and he knows it
Bolton Wanderers 300 Rate it
41 Chrissy Colemans Black and White Army
Keeps marching on.
Fulham 299 Rate it
42 Jonathan Woodgate Hates Geordies
Home grown football hero
Middlesbrough 296 Rate it
43 Nathan Ellington
Firepower!!
West Bromwich Albion 287
5.0
44 J.J. Okocha
Tribute to our dark destroyer.
Bolton Wanderers 279 Rate it
45 Nicolas Anelka
Tribute to our former silky skilled sulker, since left us.
Bolton Wanderers 275 Rate it
46 Massimo2
Was sung for our Italian striker who never really showed ...
Middlesbrough 267 Rate it
47 Jason Koumas
Classy creative midfielder.
West Bromwich Albion 238
3.66667
48 Ivan Campo
For one of our former Gallacticos.
Bolton Wanderers 228 Rate it
49 We've Got Sam Allardyce
Our former special one
Bolton Wanderers 197 Rate it
50 Oh Sammy, Sammy
Another for Big Sam Allardyce, our ex guvnor.
Bolton Wanderers 175 Rate it
51 Super Rob
Robbie Savage
Blackburn Rovers 157 Rate it
52 Bainsy For England
Gone but not forgotten.
Wigan 133 Rate it
53 The City Family
Funny City chant
Man United 1,413
5.0
54 New Chant A Little Touch Of Scotland
classic bill shankly
Liverpool 1,254
5.0
55 While On The Bus To Villa Park
Liverpool song from the Shankly era.
Liverpool 1,253
2.0
56 Billy Shankly Boys
Classic sung in the famous Anfield pub The Albert.
Liverpool 946
4.0
57 Green Green Grass of Home
Another classic.
Liverpool 835
4.0
58 Bill Shankley From Glenbuck
Sung to the tune of 'Sean South from Garryowen', a ...
Liverpool 813
3.0
59 Come On!
Sung back in the s**t old days.
Chelsea 793
2.0
60 Glory Glory Aston Villa
classic holte end chant from 60s-70s when villa held record ...
Aston Villa 770 Rate it
61 Houlding's Anfield Heroes.
Sung to the tune of the Irish Rover
Liverpool 686 Rate it
62 Liverpool Bill
In life and death, the great Bill Shankley will always ...
Liverpool 683
4.0
63 If I Die In The Kippax Street
Rip on the Kippax
Man United 590
5.0
64 Emlyn Hughes
One of the greats remembered.
Liverpool 579
3.0
65 Oh Sh**ty Little Spurs
Response to Spurs song to tune of Hokey Cokey
West Ham 560 Rate it
66 New Chant The Boys From Old Trafford
The greatest football team there ever was, MUFC
Man United 557 Rate it
67 New Chant We're Manchester United
Another old Classic, with added new bits
Man United 556 Rate it
68 New Chant Chelsea Fc, They Had A Reputation
The Cockney shit got his comeuppance
Man United 503 Rate it
69 Joe Mercer
An oldy but the best
Man City 489 Rate it
70 Nigel Spink...
Used to be sung in the 80's, now makes a ...
Aston Villa 467 Rate it
71 New Chant We Are United's Boys
City fans rarely come up the Warwick Road
Man United 458 Rate it
72 Highbury Library
Shush...
Tottenham Hotspur 454 Rate it
73 New Chant The Reds Will Never Die
Quality song for May 1999... to the tune of The ...
Man United 449
5.0
74 New Chant We Had Joy, We Had Fun
Gave them b*stards the run around
Man United 444 Rate it
75 Tell All The Boys You Know
Glasgow calling for Toon
Newcastle United 436
5.0
76 Laughing Villa Fans
To the tune of the laughing policeman to celebrate John ...
Aston Villa 414 Rate it
77 New Chant Born On A Rubbish Dump In Liverpool
Classic for Roger Hunt, the scouse s*ite
Man United 411
5.0
78 Bye, Bye, Mourhino
See ya later special one.
Man United 404 Rate it
79 Cooking
Midfield celebration
Arsenal 401 Rate it
80 New Chant 50 Years Ago
Classic old chant, but sung for the Memorial last February
Man United 401
5.0
81 New Chant We Don't Carry Razors
Classic from the 80's
Man United 398 Rate it
82 Shearer Whereever You May Be
This song originated from the South Shields branch bus on ...
Sunderland 394 Rate it
83 A Terrible Place
the original st. andrews chant
Aston Villa 391 Rate it
84 There's Only One Uwe Rosler
For our legendary German hitman.
Man City 390 Rate it
85 Amarillo
Amarillo done spurs style
Tottenham Hotspur 385 Rate it
86 Oooooh W*nky W*nky West Ham,
To the tune of the Hokey Cokey.
Tottenham Hotspur 381 Rate it
87 Jermaine Defoe
A few for the little fella.
Tottenham Hotspur 377 Rate it
88 In The Doorway Of An Anfield Precinct
Oldie for the Champions of Europe.
Man United 362 Rate it
89 Maybe It's Because I'm From Manchester
Another old classic from years gone by
Man United 358
3.0
90 I Would Walk 500 Miles...
can be sung against almost any team if you just ...
Man United 352 Rate it
91 Follow Follow Follow
Arsenal FC anthem away from home sung at Blackburn away ...
Arsenal 345 Rate it
92 New Chant Another Double Win
Classic from the Double winning season of 95/96
Man United 339
5.0
93 There's A Circus In The Town
And the clown is.......
Aston Villa 334 Rate it
94 I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing
60's classic
Man United 323 Rate it
95 Who Put The Ball In The Geordies Net
Dedicated to a SAFC legend
Sunderland 310
5.0
96 Spain In The Summer
Sang at Baptista (from Arsenal Fans) after his penality miss ...
Arsenal 307 Rate it
97 New Chant Manchester United Have Won The Fucking Lot
Another Classic from the Treble season
Man United 306 Rate it
98 New Chant It Was In The Kop
Did them Kopite b*stards on their own little patch
Man United 301 Rate it
99 Pascal Chimbonda
Funny remix of the famous top 40 tune.
Tottenham Hotspur 299 Rate it
100 New Chant The Great Supporters
Song to commemorate 1968
Man United 299 Rate it

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