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Classic Tranmere chant - origins unknown but has been sung for years - some say it come from the dock workers at cammel lairds other say from rugby.
One night in gay Paris,
I paid five francs to see A big fat mon cheri,
Tattooed from head to knee,
And underneath her jaw,
Was a Spanish man of war,
And on her back A Union Jack,
So I paid her five francs more,
To see her lilly white bum,
Tattooed with the rising sun,
And underneath her fanny,
Was Al Jolson singing mammi,
She was a rooting tooting,
Stick it up yer hooting,
Hanging on the shithouse wall,
Ride a bike push/buy?? a bike,
Any f*cking way you like,
Hanging on the shithouse wall,
And halfway up her bum,
Some dirty bastard cum,
And underneath her fanny,
Was Al Jolson singing mammi,
The Rovers Duh Duh Duh
The Rovers Duh Duh Duh The Rovers...
Submitted 27 Feb 2008 by Ben
Warning to Tranmere Rovers football fans: 'One Night In Gay Paris' chant sung by Rovers supporters and other TRFC songs & chants lyrics may cause offence. While some Rovers Football Club supporters regard this version of 'One Night In Gay Paris' as harmless Prenton Park terrace banter, other footie fans may be deeply offended - please don't listen to 'One Night In Gay Paris' or download Tranmere Rovers songs & chants mp3 to your computer or download TRFC ringtones to your mobile if such Prenton Park terrace songs and chants are likely to upset you.
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