The Catflap News With Anna Fowler Issue 16

Hello Me Dears And Welcome To Catflap, The Football Magazine That Really Needed Some More New Socks For Christmas. I'M Madame Anna Lee Fowler And If You Cross My Palm With Silver I'Ll Tell You The Catflap Predictions For The Forthcoming Year. Failing That, A Just Keep Watching And I'Ll Tell You Anyway.... So What Can I Foresee This Year? Well, I See The Return Of A Talented, Charismatic And Extremely High-Profile Man To Football. I'M Getting Some Initials... There's A J And...And... And... An M... A J And An M. Jm. Could It Be True? Could John Moncur Really Be Making A Comeback? Hang On, What's This? Ah... I See That Come December There Will Be A Distinct Absence Of Any Christmas Parties For A Team In Red From Manchester. The Ball Doesn't Say Why... For Legal Reasons... Finally, I Predict That A Team In White From North London Will Break Into The Top Four Of The Premier League And Qualify For The Champions League. Hang On [Pause, Lift Up Ball, Examine It]... This Thing's On The Blink. Must Be The Batteries.... Oh Well, That's What You Get For Going To Argos... Anyway, I Also Predict That You'll Enjoy Everything In This Spanking New Issue Of Catflap So What Are You Waiting For? Go On, Get Stuck In And I'Ll See You Next Week...