Here's what your rivals are singing about you. Brace yourself...
Tell us, who are The Lions' rivals?
Submitted by East Stand 93, a Millwall supporter
| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
1-0 And You Fu*Ked It Up (Lyric only)
whenever we come back from a defecit of x amount ... |
'avin a Go | 151 | Rate it |
| 2 |
3-1 And A Long Way Home (Lyric only)
Any scoreline when were winning, sung to the opposition fans ... |
'avin a Go | 132 | Rate it |
| 3 |
Are you West Ham in disguise? (Lyric only)
Sung to south end soft pots |
'avin a Go | 182 | |
| 4 |
Back To School (Lyric only)
When the kids start giving it large |
'avin a Go | 187 | Rate it |
| 5 |
Beckford Your A C*nt (Lyric only)
He is, he really is |
'avin a Go | 222 | Rate it |
| 6 |
Benefits (Lyric only)
Sung to any northern club |
'avin a Go | 209 | Rate it |
| 7 |
Blue Army. (Lyric only)
Blue army on the march |
Classics | 152 | Rate it |
| 8 |
Bounce Around The Ground (Lyric only)
One to get the crowd going |
Made Up | 150 | Rate it |
| 9 |
British Rail (Lyric only)
Away days are a laugh. Heard this at Gillingham v ... |
Funny | 333 | Rate it |
| 10 |
Bubbles (Lyric only)
piss take of West Ham's I'm forever blowing bubbles |
Anthems | 788 | Rate it |
| 11 |
Bushwackers (Lyric only)
Run away now. |
'avin a Go | 929 | Rate it |
| 12 |
Can We Play You (Lyric only)
easy match |
'avin a Go | 131 | Rate it |
| 13 |
Can you hear the West Ham sing? (Lyric only)
sung to anyclub who are a bit on the quiet ... |
'avin a Go | 183 | Rate it |
| 14 |
Charlton Slum (Lyric only)
We hate the red scum |
Made Up | 376 | Rate it |
| 15 |
Come And Join Us (Lyric only)
We're here if you want it |
'avin a Go | 133 | Rate it |
| 16 |
David Martins Magic (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of my old mans a dustman |
Made Up | 207 | Rate it |
| 17 |
Easy (Lyric only)
soccer am's easy chant, when we score |
'avin a Go | 128 | Rate it |
| 18 |
Empty Seats (Lyric only)
Poor attendance |
'avin a Go | 160 | Rate it |
| 19 |
Eoeo (Lyric only)
Sing this when we score whilst jumping around like mad |
Classics | 164 | Rate it |
| 20 |
Essex Slag (Lyric only)
sung to Southend fans |
'avin a Go | 280 | Rate it |
| 21 |
Evil Chant (Lyric only)
we are eviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllll |
Anthems | 294 | Rate it |
| 22 |
Flying High (Lyric only)
Get behind the boys! |
Vintage | 142 | Rate it |
| 23 |
Forever And Ever (Lyric only)
New Millwall song which we made towards the end of ... |
Classics | 201 | Rate it |
| 24 |
Go Home (Lyric only)
Towards the end, when were winning |
'avin a Go | 151 | Rate it |
| 25 |
Hark No Hear Chant (Lyric only)
See West Ham run |
Vintage | 204 | Rate it |
| 26 |
Heads Kicked In (And London Ambulance) (Lyric only)
you have been warned |
'avin a Go | 338 | Rate it |
| 27 |
Her We Come (Lyric only)
west ham scum |
'avin a Go | 162 | Rate it |
| 28 |
Here We Come (Lyric only)
going to smash the valley ;) |
'avin a Go | 321 | Rate it |
| 29 |
Hey Jude (Lyric only)
sung to tune of The Beatles classic |
Vintage | 236 | |
| 30 |
Is Your Tractor Parked Outside? (Lyric only)
Sung to any of the West Country sides |
Funny | 169 | Rate it |
| 31 |
Jingle Bells Chant (Lyric only)
away wins |
Made Up | 151 | Rate it |
| 32 |
Jump If Were Freezing (Lyric only)
Made this up on a freezing cold Tuesday night at ... |
Funny | 146 | Rate it |
| 33 |
Lets Go F*cking Mental (Lyric only)
Classic Millwall football song |
Funny | 186 | Rate it |
| 34 |
Lets Go Smash The Town Up (Lyric only)
Angry fans |
'avin a Go | 145 | Rate it |
| 35 |
Library (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of Living in America |
'avin a Go | 151 | Rate it |
| 36 |
Lots Of Money (Lyric only)
Sung to any Northern side |
'avin a Go | 163 | Rate it |
| 37 |
Matalan (Lyric only)
Sing this to pikey Northerners |
'avin a Go | 232 | Rate it |
| 38 |
Millwall (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of hey jude |
Classics | 147 | Rate it |
| 39 |
Millwall Fan (Lyric only)
sung to the tune of anarchy in the uk |
Made Up | 604 | |
| 40 |
Millwall Till I Die (Lyric only)
Loyal fans |
Classics | 198 | Rate it |
| 41 |
Millwalls Gonna Get Ya (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of "Belly gonna get ya" off ... |
'avin a Go | 219 | Rate it |
| 42 |
Nice To Know That Your Here (Lyric only)
When they eventually sing we shut em up again |
'avin a Go | 125 | Rate it |
| 43 |
On The Pitch Chants (Lyric only)
Pitch invasion ! :) |
'avin a Go | 305 | Rate it |
| 44 |
One Nil To The Referee (Lyric only)
It's always the refs fault |
'avin a Go | 133 | Rate it |
| 45 |
Proud Of You (Lyric only)
Even if we're battered miles away, we're proud of Millwall |
Vintage | 154 | Rate it |
| 46 |
Que Sera (Lyric only)
Playoffs 09 |
Classics | 151 | Rate it |
| 47 |
Rocking All Over The World (Lyric only)
Millwall fans have adopted this as a song to sing ... |
Anthems | 313 | Rate it |
| 48 |
Sh*t Ground No Fans (Lyric only)
Away days |
'avin a Go | 132 | Rate it |
| 49 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You (Lyric only)
Sshhhh |
'avin a Go | 136 | Rate it |
| 50 |
Sheepshaggers (Lyric only)
Sing this to the Welsh |
'avin a Go | 140 | Rate it |
| 51 |
Sit Down Shut Up (Lyric only)
Shut up you mugs |
'avin a Go | 145 | Rate it |
| 52 |
South London (Lyric only)
one club in south london |
Classics | 171 | Rate it |
| 53 |
Stand Up If You Love Millwall (Lyric only)
Gets the fans going |
Classics | 138 | Rate it |
| 54 |
Stand's From Ikea (Lyric only)
toward Leyton Orient, and there put up stadium |
Funny | 192 | |
| 55 |
Take Away (Lyric only)
Where are your fans? |
'avin a Go | 166 | Rate it |
| 56 |
The Referees A Wan*Er (Lyric only)
we always get the bad ones |
'avin a Go | 137 | Rate it |
| 57 |
The Tractor Song (Lyric only)
Country boys again |
Classics | 245 | Rate it |
| 58 |
Up The Football League (Lyric only)
Promotion on the cards? |
Vintage | 163 | Rate it |
| 59 |
USA (Lyric only)
Sung towards our american chairman john Berylson, at Leeds away ... |
Classics | 223 | |
| 60 |
War With West Ham (Lyric only)
a very long chant to say the least, normally make ... |
'avin a Go | 757 | Rate it |
| 61 |
We All Follow The Millwall (Lyric only)
classic , sung to th tuneof land of hope and ... |
Classics | 256 | |
| 62 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum (Lyric only)
Yorkshire scum bags |
'avin a Go | 208 | Rate it |
| 63 |
We Are Blues! (Lyric only)
sung to here we go tune |
Vintage | 213 | Rate it |
| 64 |
We Are The Boys From Bermondsey (Lyric only)
New chant, sung to the tune of Lord Of The ... |
Made Up | 452 | Rate it |
| 65 |
We Are The Famous (Lyric only)
Another classic |
Classics | 347 | Rate it |
| 66 |
We Beat The Scum (Lyric only)
Gloating after thrashing the scum (WHUFC) 4-1, even after missing ... |
Vintage | 176 | Rate it |
| 67 |
We Forgot That You Were Here (Lyric only)
ssshhhhh |
'avin a Go | 130 | Rate it |
| 68 |
We Hate West Ham (Lyric only)
We really do |
Vintage | 413 | Rate it |
| 69 |
We Love You Millwall (Lyric only)
Regular song, classic |
Classics | 148 | Rate it |
| 70 |
We Wanna Go Home (Lyric only)
Made up at Brighton's Withdean Stadium, which has no roof. ... |
Funny | 519 | Rate it |
| 71 |
Wembley! Wembley! (Lyric only)
Sung throughout our playoff campaign |
Classics | 150 | Rate it |
| 72 |
Wheels On Your House (Lyric only)
Gillingham pikeys |
'avin a Go | 188 | Rate it |
| 73 |
Who The F*cking Hell Are You (Lyric only)
Who the f*ck? |
'avin a Go | 136 | Rate it |
| 74 |
Whos The Pervert (Lyric only)
policeman filming us from a wall in southend |
'avin a Go | 168 | Rate it |
| 75 |
Will We See You (Lyric only)
Inviting them back to our place |
'avin a Go | 137 | Rate it |
| 76 |
Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
Eagles scum |
'avin a Go | 182 | Rate it |
| 77 |
You Are My Millwall (Lyric only)
Another classic |
Classics | 290 | Rate it |
| 78 |
You Dirty Northern B*stards (Lyric only)
We hate northerners |
'avin a Go | 166 | Rate it |
| 79 |
You Never Won Fu*k All (Lyric only)
teams who think there brilliant |
'avin a Go | 126 | Rate it |
| 80 |
You'll Run (Lyric only)
Giving it to the opposition |
'avin a Go | 144 | Rate it |
| 81 |
Your Only Here To Watch Millwall (Lyric only)
Hate us cos you aint us. |
'avin a Go | 153 | Rate it |
| 82 |
Your Supposed To Be At Home
Sung at away matches, when we outsing the opposition |
'avin a Go | 741 | Rate it |