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Here's what your rivals are singing about you. Brace yourself...

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Chant Submissions

Submitted by Louai Nasser, a Newcastle United supporter

Chant Type Views
(90 day)		 Pie Rating
1 'Arry Redknapp (Lyric only)
repaet till you get sick of it 		'avin a Go 182 Rate it
2 (Another) Hark Now Hear (Lyric only)
heard at tottenham 		'avin a Go 132 Rate it
3 28 Years To Beat Us At Home (Lyric only)
A sad record to a sad team 		'avin a Go 134 Rate it
4 5-1 Even Jenas Scored (Lyric only)
responding to arsenal fans when singing 1 0 to the ... 		'avin a Go 175 Rate it
5 Alan Shearer's Barmy Army (Lyric only)
2 things: LOVE SHEARER and HATE the mackems 		Hall of Fame 121 Rate it
6 Always Cheating (Lyric only)
Repeat till bored 		'avin a Go 135 Rate it
7 Always Scoring (Lyric only)
Heard at Darlington as he bagged 2 goals 		Hall of Fame 102 Rate it
8 Andy Reid Fatty (Lyric only)
Also sung by Sunderland. 		'avin a Go 113 Rate it
9 Anfield Library (Lyric only)
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh....be quiet at Anfield 		'avin a Go 131 Rate it
10 Anti-Niall Quinn (Lyric only)
Tune: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan? 		'avin a Go 159 Rate it
11 Are You Watching Big Fat Sam??? (Lyric only)
A little stick to our old gaffer. 		'avin a Go 131 Rate it
12 Arsenal Always Cheating (Lyric only)
dirty cheaters 		'avin a Go 275 Rate it
13 Can We Play You Every Week (Lyric only)
Funny old song 		'avin a Go 117 Rate it
14 Cheaters (Lyric only)
sung to the team when cheating 		'avin a Go 151 Rate it
15 Cheer Up Alex Ferguson (Lyric only)
We hate that gum chewing idiot 		'avin a Go 208 Rate it
16 Cheer Up Roy Keane (Lyric only)
to the dog walking* irish man 		'avin a Go 251 Rate it
17 Cheque Book (Lyric only)
A song for fat Ashley heard at Blackburn 		Funny 172 Rate it
18 Coca Cola Tour (Lyric only)
Heard at away games towards the end of the season 		Classics 261 Rate it
19 Could Have Been Born A Mackem (Lyric only)
Nothing is worse than being a mackem 		Made Up 553 Rate it
20 EIEIEIO (Lyric only)
Another version heard in cockney land 		Funny 112 Rate it
21 Eieieio For The Mackems (Lyric only)
Also sung for Boro 		'avin a Go 121 Rate it
22 El Hadj Diouf (Lyric only)
We hate the mackem 		'avin a Go 178 Rate it
23 England's Number 1 (Lyric only)
Heard at West Brom for our new number 1 Stevie ... 		Hall of Fame 159 Rate it
24 F**K Off Boro (Lyric only)
And also sung to many other teams 		'avin a Go 105 Rate it
25 Famous Atmosphere (Lyric only)
Sung at places like Liverpool 		'avin a Go 162 Rate it
26 Fergie's Right (Lyric only)
Man United Fans Are Rubbish 		'avin a Go 134 Rate it
27 Fergie's Right Ya Fans Are Sh*Te (Lyric only)
stupid unloyal mancs 		Funny 118 Rate it
28 Fire Drill (Lyric only)
Sung when fans of the other team start leaving way ... 		Funny 182 Rate it
29 Fit To Referee (Lyric only)
to unfit referees who cant quite catch up 		'avin a Go 109 Rate it
30 For The Police (Lyric only)
What a waste of council tax. 		Funny 380 Rate it
31 Geordie Aggro (Lyric only)
The geordie aggro 		Classics 115 Rate it
32 Geordie Till I Die (Lyric only)
Geordie and proud 		Classics 137
5.0
33 Get Your Boots On (Lyric only)
Heard at the final whistle at Anfield after another dire ... 		Hall of Fame 137 Rate it
34 Habib Beye (Lyric only)
To the Happy Days tune. 		Hall of Fame 128 Rate it
35 Habib Beye Habib Beye Habib Beye (Lyric only)
To the tune of let it snow 		Hall of Fame 157 Rate it
36 Hard To Beat (Lyric only)
An old sung we like to sing at times 		Classics 136 Rate it
37 Harry Redknapp (Lyric only)
Sung to the dirty cockney 		'avin a Go 140 Rate it
38 He Turned Ya Down (Lyric only)
Shearer is a Geordie and he hates Man United lalalala 		'avin a Go 125 Rate it
39 Hello Hello We Are The Geordie Boys (Lyric only)
Sing till your bored 		Classics 533 Rate it
40 Hodgson For Finland (Lyric only)
Sang to the funny cottagers 		Funny 112 Rate it
41 If U Hate The F*****G Mackems (Lyric only)
Sad mackem b*stards 		'avin a Go 113 Rate it
42 In Your Sunderland Slums (Lyric only)
Same old underachievers 		'avin a Go 136 Rate it
43 Jimmy Hasselbaink (Lyric only)
To the ex Chelsea and Boro player (he laughed at ... 		'avin a Go 150 Rate it
44 Joe Kinnear (Lyric only)
A little saviour 		Funny 100 Rate it
45 Joe Kinnear (Lyric only)
What a personality! 		Hall of Fame 94 Rate it
46 Joey Barton (Lyric only)
We love him (on the field) 		Hall of Fame 135 Rate it
47 Jose Enrique (Lyric only)
To the tune of Ole Ole Ole Ole and I ... 		Hall of Fame 187 Rate it
48 Kill Em
But dont worry we wont. (we will on the pitch) 		'avin a Go 874
5.0
49 Let's All Laugh At Tottenham (Lyric only)
We hate the cockney muppets 		'avin a Go 113 Rate it
50 Lets All Have A Disco (Lyric only)
A song to sing when you are really happy and ... 		Funny 117 Rate it
51 Love St James' Park (Lyric only)
To the fat man after his decision to sell the ... 		Anthems 256 Rate it
52 Mackem Scum (Lyric only)
to the sad mackem b*stards 		'avin a Go 189 Rate it
53 Mackem Takem (Lyric only)
To the tune of the laughing police man. 		'avin a Go 120 Rate it
54 My Old Man Said Be A Sunderland Fan (Lyric only)
Sad mackem b*stards 		Funny 435 Rate it
55 Niall Quin's Disco Pants (Lyric only)
nial fart quinn 		'avin a Go 130 Rate it
56 Obese Of The North (Lyric only)
Great song sung during friendlies 		Anthems 123 Rate it
57 One More He Only Needs One More (Lyric only)
Sung in 2005 when Shearer scored his 199th goal for ... 		Hall of Fame 105 Rate it
58 One Song (Lyric only)
Sung to teams with no songs except one 		'avin a Go 103 Rate it
59 Peter Reid Monkey Head (Lyric only)
These dirty mackems..... 		'avin a Go 505 Rate it
60 Phil Brown (Lyric only)
He is one of the SMBs!!!! 		'avin a Go 189 Rate it
61 Pogo To The Premier League (Lyric only)
Everyone pogo's!!!!!!! 		Hall of Fame 103 Rate it
62 Pride Of England (Lyric only)
Classic one 		Classics 248 Rate it
63 Que Sera Where Goin To Wembley (Lyric only)
Sung in 1998 and 1999 before FA Cup finals 		Classics 340 Rate it
64 Rather Be A Geordie In The Championship (Lyric only)
A song to Phil Brown 		'avin a Go 625
5.0
65 Ricky Sbragia Aka Shrek (Lyric only)
Honestly, doesn't he look like goofy or shrek 		'avin a Go 105 Rate it
66 Ronaldo's Car (Lyric only)
After the man united girl had a car accident 		'avin a Go 168 Rate it
67 Run Away (Lyric only)
When referees run away at final time knowing they've made ... 		'avin a Go 98
4.0
68 Sack The Board (Lyric only)
We want the cockney maffia out 		'avin a Go 176 Rate it
69 Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only)
Sung to Martin Jol at Spurs (he actually did get ... 		'avin a Go 107 Rate it
70 Same Old Drogba (Lyric only)
Heard against Cheslea when he dives (also for c.ronaldo) 		'avin a Go 100 Rate it
71 Scared Of Shearer (Lyric only)
To mackems, Man United, Roy Keane and about everyone else 		'avin a Go 110 Rate it
72 Shall We Sing A Song For You (Lyric only)
Another classic 		'avin a Go 101 Rate it
73 Shearer
Our legend number 9, Ed: Improved chant 		Hall of Fame 1,007
5.0
74 Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... (Lyric only)
Heard at librarys like Anfield or White Hart Lane 		'avin a Go 151 Rate it
75 Shoe's Off For St James' Park (Lyric only)
Simple , WE LOVE ST JAMES' PARK!!! 		Funny 122 Rate it
76 Sing When Your Winning (Lyric only)
Best supporters in the world 		'avin a Go 173 Rate it
77 Sing Your Hearts Out (Lyric only)
Heard everywhere we go to support the lads 		Classics 88 Rate it
78 Sir Bobby (Lyric only)
A true legend 		Hall of Fame 176
5.0
79 Sir John Hall's Got The Money (Lyric only)
An old song but great sing, to the tune of ... 		Classics 120 Rate it
80 Sit Down, Stand Up for St James' Park (Lyric only)
Everyone sits down and stands up 		Hall of Fame 124 Rate it
81 Stand Up If U Hate Man U (Lyric only)
Eeveryone hates the scum 		'avin a Go 139 Rate it
82 Stand Up If You Hate Ashley (Lyric only)
Everyone stands up............ 		'avin a Go 89 Rate it
83 Stevie Taylor (Lyric only)
Geordie in defense 		Hall of Fame 108 Rate it
84 Sunderland In Disguise (Lyric only)
Mostly sung to smoggies and also other clubs 		'avin a Go 94 Rate it
85 Taken A P*ss (Lyric only)
Old classic funny song 		Classics 100 Rate it
86 That's Not My Name (Lyric only)
Heard at West Brom after a spelling mistake on lovenkrands' ... 		Funny 343 Rate it
87 The Boro
Dirty Smoggies 		'avin a Go 527
5.0
88 This Club Is Our Club (Lyric only)
Havent heard this one for a while though 		Anthems 336 Rate it
89 To Hull City Supporters (Lyric only)
Sang to the humbrian muppets 		Funny 381 Rate it
90 Toon Toon Hate The Cockneys (Lyric only)
Don't like Cockneys! 		'avin a Go 100 Rate it
91 Top Of The League (Lyric only)
To the dull Chelsea supporters 		'avin a Go 127 Rate it
92 Typical (Lyric only)
When teams keep on making mistakes 		'avin a Go 105 Rate it
93 Usa (Lyric only)
Sung to Liverpool (ownership) 		'avin a Go 222 Rate it
94 We All Hate Mike Ashley (Lyric only)
To the tune of the hoki koki 		'avin a Go 427 Rate it
95 We Are Going Up (Lyric only)
Repeat till bored 		Classics 112 Rate it
96 We Can See You Sneaking Out (Lyric only)
Sung to fans who are leaving because their team losing 		'avin a Go 108 Rate it
97 We Hate Boro (Lyric only)
To the monsters of smog 		'avin a Go 137 Rate it
98 We Hate Cockneys (Lyric only)
Mostly sung to durty tottenham 		'avin a Go 155 Rate it
99 We Support Our Local Team (Lyric only)
To all the glory supporters of Manchester. 		Funny 108 Rate it
100 We've Got Gilly Gillespie (Lyric only)
To the tune of The Outhere Brothers Boom, Boom hit 		Hall of Fame 102 Rate it
101 Were Gonna Win 7-6 (Lyric only)
sung when losing 6-0 to man united or 5-0 at ... 		Classics 109 Rate it
102 What The F*****g Hell Is That (Lyric only)
After Crystal Palace fans waved a very odd flag at ... 		'avin a Go 126 Rate it
103 What The F*****G Was That? (Lyric only)
After a Palace player missed a great chance comically 		'avin a Go 92 Rate it
104 Whats It Like To Have No Fans (Lyric only)
Sung to small teams with almost no fans 		'avin a Go 103 Rate it
105 Whats It Like To See A Crowd
Also sung to teams with almost no fans. Ed: extended ... 		'avin a Go 982 Rate it
106 When We Find Ourselves In Times Of Trouble - Geremi (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of the Beatles song: Let It ... 		Hall of Fame 221 Rate it
107 Where Were You At Newcastle? (Lyric only)
Sung when we beat a team in the the first ... 		'avin a Go 129 Rate it
108 Who The F*Ckin Hell Are You? (Lyric only)
Sung when someone we dont know comes on the pitch 		'avin a Go 111 Rate it
109 Whose The Geordie In Defence (Lyric only)
To our Geordie defender 		Hall of Fame 171 Rate it
110 You're Not Singing Anymore
Classic 		'avin a Go 744 Rate it
111 Your're The Sh*t From Manchester (Lyric only)
They really are s**te 		'avin a Go 138 Rate it
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