Here's what your rivals are singing about you. Brace yourself...
Tell us, who are Gunners' rivals?
Submitted by Gooner Dan, a Arsenal supporter
| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
1-0 And You Still Don'T Sing! (Lyric only)
Why don't you sing, now? |
'avin a Go | 403 | Rate it |
| 2 |
1-0 In The Bernabeu (Lyric only)
Only English team to have won at Bernabeu! |
Classics | 264 | Rate it |
| 3 |
10 Men! (Lyric only)
When we're 1 down, but still winning! |
Classics | 155 | Rate it |
| 4 |
2-0 And You F*cked It Up! (Lyric only)
You f*cked it up again! |
'avin a Go | 223 | Rate it |
| 5 |
2-0 In The San Siro! (Lyric only)
AC Milan this time! |
Anthems | 210 | Rate it |
| 6 |
5-1 In The San Siro! (Lyric only)
The Italian Job |
Classics | 267 | Rate it |
| 7 |
61 Never Again (Lyric only)
Tottenham will never win the league again! |
'avin a Go | 183 | Rate it |
| 8 |
70'000 Muppets! (Lyric only)
At Old Trafford |
'avin a Go | 587 | Rate it |
| 9 |
71-2004 Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane (Lyric only)
Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane |
'avin a Go | 166 | Rate it |
| 10 |
Aaron Ramsey (Lyric only)
Rambo |
Hall of Fame | 913 | |
| 11 |
All You Do Is Wash Your Hair (Lyric only)
To the scousers |
'avin a Go | 127 | Rate it |
| 12 |
Arsene Wenger's Having A Party! (Lyric only)
Funny chant for Le Boss |
Hall of Fame | 457 | Rate it |
| 13 |
Bacary Sagna (Lyric only)
Our French rightback |
Hall of Fame | 242 | Rate it |
| 14 |
Billy Gallas He's Our Mate! (Lyric only)
The great captain! |
Hall of Fame | 227 | Rate it |
| 15 |
Born Is The King Of Highbury (Lyric only)
Charlie George, the King |
Hall of Fame | 124 | Rate it |
| 16 |
Bubbles Up Your Arse (Lyric only)
To West Ham. |
'avin a Go | 438 | |
| 17 |
By Jesus Said Paddy (Lyric only)
Classic one from the Gooners |
Classics | 210 | |
| 18 |
Can We Play You Every Week? (Lyric only)
Sang when beating a team easily |
'avin a Go | 131 | Rate it |
| 19 |
Can You Hear The Tottenham Sing? (Lyric only)
Can you hear 'em? |
'avin a Go | 217 | Rate it |
| 20 |
Can You Hear Us Scum? (Lyric only)
When we're at Wembley etc. |
'avin a Go | 128 | Rate it |
| 21 |
Cesc Fabregas Is His Name (Lyric only)
Cescyboy |
Hall of Fame | 376 | |
| 22 |
Cheerio! (Lyric only)
When sending home the opponent |
'avin a Go | 161 | Rate it |
| 23 |
Come To See Eboue
Arsenal's 27, Eboue is wo tey come to see |
Funny | 4,832 | |
| 24 |
D.I.A.B.Y (Lyric only)
D.I.S.C.O tune, Abou Diaby |
Hall of Fame | 234 | Rate it |
| 25 |
David Pleat (Lyric only)
Song for ex Spurs boss. |
Funny | 177 | Rate it |
| 26 |
Denilson (Lyric only)
Adopted Bergkamp chant... |
Hall of Fame | 329 | Rate it |
| 27 |
Der Der Der (Lyric only)
Arse |
Classics | 212 | Rate it |
| 28 |
Diaby Whoah (Lyric only)
Another chant for Abou |
Hall of Fame | 265 | Rate it |
| 29 |
Do You Come From Manchester? (Lyric only)
Or just from London? (To ManU.) |
'avin a Go | 490 | Rate it |
| 30 |
Down With The Tottenham (Lyric only)
I feel sorry for you |
'avin a Go | 147 | Rate it |
| 31 |
Easy! (Lyric only)
Arsenal taking the piss |
Classics | 134 | Rate it |
| 32 |
Eboue! (Lyric only)
Eboue's old song, still alive. |
Hall of Fame | 382 | Rate it |
| 33 |
Eddie (Eduardo chnat) (Lyric only)
For Eduardo |
Hall of Fame | 159 | Rate it |
| 34 |
Eduardo! (Lyric only)
Repeat till bored, we all miss him! |
Hall of Fame | 247 | Rate it |
| 35 |
Englands Number 1 (Lyric only)
Manuel Almunia. English passport in 2009 |
Hall of Fame | 161 | |
| 36 |
European Tour (Lyric only)
We're gonna rule in Europe. |
Classics | 169 | Rate it |
| 37 |
Ever Seen Chelsea Play Like This? (Lyric only)
Have you? Also sung to the England national team |
'avin a Go | 198 | Rate it |
| 38 |
F*ck Off Mourinho (Lyric only)
Never forget. |
'avin a Go | 152 | Rate it |
| 39 |
F*ck Off The Press! (Lyric only)
Funny variant. Hate the press, really... |
'avin a Go | 133 | Rate it |
| 40 |
Fat Boy, What'S The Score? (Lyric only)
To Paul Robinson against Blackburn away |
'avin a Go | 140 | Rate it |
| 41 |
Ferguson Are You Listening (Lyric only)
We'll be back! |
'avin a Go | 286 | Rate it |
| 42 |
Gael Clichy! (Lyric only)
Arsenal's 22 |
Hall of Fame | 288 | Rate it |
| 43 |
Gallas' Much Better Than Ashley (Lyric only)
No doubt... |
Hall of Fame | 267 | Rate it |
| 44 |
George Armstrong On The Wing! (Lyric only)
Over 600 Arsenalgames, past away in 2001... Legend! |
Hall of Fame | 133 | Rate it |
| 45 |
Gerrards Baby Is Adebayors! (Lyric only)
Gerrards baby's not his! |
Funny | 537 | |
| 46 |
Get Your Phones Out For Ashley (Lyric only)
Get yer phones out! |
'avin a Go | 173 | Rate it |
| 47 |
Gilberto! (Lyric only)
Gigi Legend |
Hall of Fame | 130 | Rate it |
| 48 |
Greatest Man At Highbury - Kolo Toure (Lyric only)
Not sung that much anymore, but... |
Hall of Fame | 128 | Rate it |
| 49 |
He Knocked John Terry Out - Abou Diaby (Lyric only)
Abou Diaby |
Funny | 804 | Rate it |
| 50 |
He Scores With His First Touch! (Lyric only)
Robin van Persie. |
Hall of Fame | 187 | Rate it |
| 51 |
He's Bald, He's Sh*t (Lyric only)
A song for a true "legend" |
Funny | 471 | Rate it |
| 52 |
He's Only A Poor Little Scouser! (Lyric only)
Same old scousers. |
'avin a Go | 161 | Rate it |
| 53 |
He's Only A Poor Little Yiddo! (Lyric only)
Same old Tott'nam |
'avin a Go | 183 | Rate it |
| 54 |
I Would Rather Have A Willy (Lyric only)
Gallas aka Willy, Cashley aka Cunt |
Funny | 171 | Rate it |
| 55 |
I Would Walk 500 Miles (Lyric only)
I'd walk 10 000 miles to get him back on ... |
Hall of Fame | 506 | Rate it |
| 56 |
I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles (Lyric only)
To the sh*t in East London. |
'avin a Go | 950 | |
| 57 |
Ian Wright! (Lyric only)
Still sung for the legendary goalscorer |
Hall of Fame | 141 | Rate it |
| 58 |
If Robbo Plays For England So Can I (Paul Robinson) (Lyric only)
Song for Spurs ex-keeper Paul Robinson. |
Funny | 131 | Rate it |
| 59 |
In Your Liverpool Slums (Lyric only)
Poor scousers |
'avin a Go | 472 | Rate it |
| 60 |
Is It A Fire Drill? (Lyric only)
Havin' a go at our own supporters, dissappearing in 75th ... |
'avin a Go | 163 | Rate it |
| 61 |
It's A Circus At The Lane! (Lyric only)
And so extremely true! |
Funny | 176 | Rate it |
| 62 |
It's All Gone Quiet Over There
Can not hear you anymore |
'avin a Go | 2,034 | Rate it |
| 63 |
It's Like A Morgue In Here! (Lyric only)
Unbelievable quiet. |
'avin a Go | 127 | Rate it |
| 64 |
It's So Quiet At The Lane! (Lyric only)
Shhhh.... |
'avin a Go | 129 | Rate it |
| 65 |
Jingle Bells (Lyric only)
Christmas chant |
Classics | 143 | Rate it |
| 66 |
Jingle Bells 2 (Lyric only)
Santa is a Goonah. |
Funny | 155 | Rate it |
| 67 |
Jump Up For The Arsenal (Lyric only)
I'll do anything for you! |
Classics | 128 | |
| 68 |
Justin Hoyte (Lyric only)
For me. He's a legend! |
Hall of Fame | 124 | Rate it |
| 69 |
Let's All Laugh At Tottenham! (Lyric only)
Having a laugh |
'avin a Go | 160 | Rate it |
| 70 |
Let's Go F*cking Mental (Lyric only)
Can't control ourselves |
Classics | 137 | |
| 71 |
Live Around The Corner (Lyric only)
The mancs in London |
'avin a Go | 151 | Rate it |
| 72 |
Man United Won F*ck All (Lyric only)
I remember a day in May 2005... |
'avin a Go | 224 | Rate it |
| 73 |
Manuel For England! (Lyric only)
Englands number one. |
Hall of Fame | 121 | Rate it |
| 74 |
ManUsa! (Lyric only)
ManUSA... FA Cup 05, can still be sung. |
'avin a Go | 156 | Rate it |
| 75 |
Maybe It'S Because I'M A Londoner (Lyric only)
Classic one. |
Classics | 204 | Rate it |
| 76 |
North Bank/Clock End (Lyric only)
Highbury-chants still alive |
Classics | 179 | |
| 77 |
Oh Ah Ray Parlour (Lyric only)
Romford's Pele |
Hall of Fame | 141 | |
| 78 |
Oh Ashley Cole (Lyric only)
The Truth |
'avin a Go | 512 | Rate it |
| 79 |
Oh Manchester Is Full Of Sh*T (Lyric only)
Thats true! |
'avin a Go | 327 | Rate it |
| 80 |
Oh Rocky Rocky (Lyric only)
My favourite chant. David Rocastle. |
Hall of Fame | 261 | Rate it |
| 81 |
Oh This Is So F*cking Easy! (Lyric only)
To easy for The Arsenal, I'm sorry... |
'avin a Go | 132 | Rate it |
| 82 |
Oh When The Spurs Go Marching Down! (Lyric only)
Love this one! First sung at Upton Park. |
'avin a Go | 305 | Rate it |
| 83 |
One Job Between You (Lyric only)
Nothing more, scousers. |
'avin a Go | 128 | Rate it |
| 84 |
One Malcolm Glazer! (Lyric only)
For Mr.United... lol |
'avin a Go | 397 | Rate it |
| 85 |
One Team Called Arsenal! (Lyric only)
Forget the other ones. |
Funny | 162 | Rate it |
| 86 |
One Tony Adams! (Lyric only)
Mr. Arsenal, Legend |
Hall of Fame | 148 | Rate it |
| 87 |
Part-Time Supporters (Lyric only)
Mostly for the mancs |
'avin a Go | 144 | Rate it |
| 88 |
Phillipe Senderos (Lyric only)
A Swiss in the ring |
Hall of Fame | 145 | Rate it |
| 89 |
Pride Of London (Lyric only)
A classic we used to chant against Spurs, and all ... |
Classics | 224 | Rate it |
| 90 |
Que Sera Sera
Arsenal's second home ground, Wembley |
Classics | 3,214 | Rate it |
| 91 |
Rent Boy (Lyric only)
To Cashley or anyone else at Chelski |
'avin a Go | 163 | Rate it |
| 92 |
Reserves! (Lyric only)
Even with the reserves..... |
'avin a Go | 126 | Rate it |
| 93 |
Riders Of The Clock End Highbury! (Lyric only)
ClockEnders... |
Classics | 228 | Rate it |
| 94 |
Robbie Savage Is A W*nker (Lyric only)
And he truly is. |
'avin a Go | 149 | Rate it |
| 95 |
Robbo You're A C*nt! (Lyric only)
Mrs Robinson |
'avin a Go | 130 | Rate it |
| 96 |
Roll Out The Arsenal (Lyric only)
A great classic. |
Classics | 212 | Rate it |
| 97 |
Running Round Chelsea (Lyric only)
You'll never reach the Arsenal. |
'avin a Go | 176 | Rate it |
| 98 |
Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only)
To every stinking manager |
'avin a Go | 256 | Rate it |
| 99 |
Same Old Arsenal Always Winning (Lyric only)
They call us cheaters! We're top of the FairPlay table:) |
Classics | 223 | |
| 100 |
Score When We Want To (Lyric only)
Heard at Derby last season. |
Funny | 132 | Rate it |
| 101 |
Scum! (Lyric only)
For Joey Barton |
'avin a Go | 165 | Rate it |
| 102 |
Sh*t Club No History (Lyric only)
Chelsea of course! |
'avin a Go | 315 | Rate it |
| 103 |
Sh*t Maradona! (Lyric only)
Sung to Darren Bent last season. |
Funny | 158 | Rate it |
| 104 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You?
You're so quiet... |
'avin a Go | 2,261 | Rate it |
| 105 |
Sheryl Is A Slapper (Lyric only)
Tweedy prefer Ade |
Funny | 323 | Rate it |
| 106 |
Sol Campbell's A Gooner (Lyric only)
Classic one for Sol Campbell |
Hall of Fame | 915 | |
| 107 |
Stamford Bridge Is Falling Down (Lyric only)
One day. |
'avin a Go | 584 | Rate it |
| 108 |
Stand Up If You've Got A Job (Lyric only)
Scousers, no job |
'avin a Go | 127 | Rate it |
| 109 |
Steve Bould! (Lyric only)
For Bouldy, legend |
Hall of Fame | 142 | Rate it |
| 110 |
Stick The Blue Flag Up Your Arse (Lyric only)
To the rent-boys at Chelski |
'avin a Go | 377 | Rate it |
| 111 |
Super Robert Pires! (Lyric only)
Bobby legend. |
Hall of Fame | 235 | |
| 112 |
Super Samir Nasri (Lyric only)
Heard it a while ago. We need a new one... |
Hall of Fame | 574 | |
| 113 |
That's Why You're Going Down (Lyric only)
Can't wait to meet Spurs... |
'avin a Go | 148 | Rate it |
| 114 |
The Referee's A W*nker (Lyric only)
As he usually is |
'avin a Go | 139 | Rate it |
| 115 |
The Scum Are Going Down! (Lyric only)
Not exactly made up, but we've never sung this before, ... |
Made Up | 124 | Rate it |
| 116 |
The Tottenham Came In One By One (Lyric only)
They all got done. |
'avin a Go | 212 | Rate it |
| 117 |
There Was A Team From White Hart Lane (Lyric only)
Let's all laugh at Tottnam |
Funny | 377 | Rate it |
| 118 |
There's Only One Dennis Bergkamp! (Lyric only)
DB10 Legend |
Hall of Fame | 204 | Rate it |
| 119 |
There's Only One Keown! (Lyric only)
Martin Keown truly a legend! |
Hall of Fame | 130 | Rate it |
| 120 |
Titus Bramble Shagged Your Wife (Lyric only)
Bramble + Sheryl... Poor old Cashley |
'avin a Go | 370 | Rate it |
| 121 |
Tottenham On Channel 5 (Lyric only)
Channel 5 on Thursdays, UEFA Cup... |
Funny | 149 | Rate it |
| 122 |
Tottenham Sing Us A Song! (Lyric only)
A song please. |
'avin a Go | 141 | Rate it |
| 123 |
Tottenham W*nk W*nk W*nk (Lyric only)
Ahhh... |
Funny | 177 | Rate it |
| 124 |
Tottenham Watching Eastenders (Lyric only)
Champions League? You sure? |
Funny | 370 | Rate it |
| 125 |
Van Persie Whoah... (Lyric only)
The flying Dutchman |
Hall of Fame | 174 | |
| 126 |
Vieira Whoah (Lyric only)
Paddy legend |
Hall of Fame | 687 | |
| 127 |
Wanky Wanderers (Lyric only)
Sung to Bolton all around the country. |
'avin a Go | 177 | Rate it |
| 128 |
We Are The Famous Arsenal! (Lyric only)
A classic, but not sung very often. |
Classics | 161 | Rate it |
| 129 |
We Are The North Bank Highbury (Lyric only)
We're the North Bank boys! |
Vintage | 354 | Rate it |
| 130 |
We Had Joy, We Had Fun (Lyric only)
We had Tottenham on the run. |
'avin a Go | 146 | Rate it |
| 131 |
We Hate Nottingham Forest (Lyric only)
We hate 'em all! |
'avin a Go | 128 | Rate it |
| 132 |
We Hate Those B*stards In Claret And Blue! (Lyric only)
To West Ham, also perfect for Villa. |
'avin a Go | 265 | Rate it |
| 133 |
We Love You Freddie (Ljungberg) (Lyric only)
Freddie legend |
Hall of Fame | 299 | Rate it |
| 134 |
We Only Win One-Nil (Lyric only)
Just 1-0? Wow! |
Funny | 146 | Rate it |
| 135 |
We Paid For Your Hats
To the stewards and the police |
Funny | 5,508 | |
| 136 |
We Won The League! (Lyric only)
04 & 71... |
Classics | 248 | Rate it |
| 137 |
We'll Be Running Round Tottenham (Lyric only)
Yiddos... |
'avin a Go | 651 | Rate it |
| 138 |
We'll Never Play You Again (Lyric only)
For teams going down |
'avin a Go | 140 | Rate it |
| 139 |
We'll Race You Back To London (Lyric only)
To the cockney-mancs |
'avin a Go | 140 | Rate it |
| 140 |
We'll Sing Your Songs For You! (Lyric only)
If you can't sing them on your own. |
'avin a Go | 125 | Rate it |
| 141 |
We'll Win Coz We're Arsenal (Lyric only)
We're Arsenal, we'll win |
Classics | 143 | Rate it |
| 142 |
We're Gonna Get Rid Of The Yids! (Lyric only)
Get rid of them! |
'avin a Go | 173 | Rate it |
| 143 |
We're Gonna Win The League! (Lyric only)
I really hope we'll sing it later this season |
Classics | 301 | Rate it |
| 144 |
We're In Europe! (Lyric only)
You're not. |
'avin a Go | 128 | Rate it |
| 145 |
We're Not Going Home! (Lyric only)
We wanna stay! |
Classics | 180 | Rate it |
| 146 |
We're Not Homophobic (Lyric only)
For Cashley |
'avin a Go | 307 | Rate it |
| 147 |
We're On Our Way! (Lyric only)
Not Athens or Moscow, but Paris and Rome! |
Classics | 150 | |
| 148 |
We're On The March With Arsene's Army (Lyric only)
Classic FA Cup-chant |
Classics | 128 | Rate it |
| 149 |
We'Ve Beat The Scum! (Lyric only)
When we beat the scum! |
Classics | 128 | Rate it |
| 150 |
We've Got That Double Feeling (Lyric only)
When we're heading for a new double |
Classics | 168 | Rate it |
| 151 |
We've Got The Special One! (Lyric only)
Arsene. Not Mourinho |
Vintage | 128 | Rate it |
| 152 |
What A Waste Of Money! (Lyric only)
To Chelsea, Spurs etc. when they spend way to much ... |
'avin a Go | 138 | Rate it |
| 153 |
What's It Like To Follow Sh*t? (Lyric only)
How is it like? |
'avin a Go | 127 | Rate it |
| 154 |
What's It Like To Have No Fans? (Lyric only)
How is it? |
'avin a Go | 135 | Rate it |
| 155 |
What's It Like To Have No Fans? (Lyric only)
Sung to their 11 players and their manager;) |
'avin a Go | 128 | Rate it |
| 156 |
What's It Like To See A Crowd? (Lyric only)
Must be really weird... |
'avin a Go | 162 | Rate it |
| 157 |
Where Were You When You Were Sh*t? (Lyric only)
Sung previously to the Toon, then Chelsea & may City ... |
'avin a Go | 408 | Rate it |
| 158 |
Who Ate All The Pies? (Lyric only)
To guys like Rooney. |
Funny | 487 | Rate it |
| 159 |
Who Put The Ball In Tottenham's Net? (Lyric only)
Another one for the scum |
'avin a Go | 337 | Rate it |
| 160 |
Who The F*cking Hell Are You? (Lyric only)
Who??? |
'avin a Go | 125 | Rate it |
| 161 |
Who's The W*nker In The Black? (Lyric only)
Aha, the referee! |
'avin a Go | 124 | Rate it |
| 162 |
Will You Ever Win The League? (Lyric only)
Tottenham? |
'avin a Go | 132 | Rate it |
| 163 |
You F*cking Scousers (Lyric only)
Sung to Liverpool & Everton |
Funny | 184 | Rate it |
| 164 |
You Know We'd Win If We Had To! (Lyric only)
You know it! |
Funny | 136 | Rate it |
| 165 |
You Might Aswell Go Home! (Lyric only)
Cheerio |
Classics | 133 | Rate it |
| 166 |
You Might Aswell Sign On! (Lyric only)
To Liverpool! |
'avin a Go | 124 | Rate it |
| 167 |
You Need More Foreigners (Lyric only)
You really do! |
'avin a Go | 131 | Rate it |
| 168 |
You'll Never Beat The Arsenal! (Lyric only)
For 9 years we sang this to the scum... |
Classics | 787 | Rate it |
| 169 |
You'll Never Play For England! (Lyric only)
You're not good, man... |
'avin a Go | 137 | Rate it |
| 170 |
You're Gonna Win F*ck All! (Lyric only)
Win? Haha! |
'avin a Go | 125 | Rate it |
| 171 |
You're Not Champions Anymore! (Lyric only)
We f*cked you up! |
'avin a Go | 124 | |
| 172 |
You're Not Fit To Referee! (Lyric only)
To the ref. |
'avin a Go | 132 | Rate it |
| 173 |
You're Not Fit To Wipe My Arse! (Lyric only)
Love this one! To Spurs etc. |
'avin a Go | 198 | Rate it |
| 174 |
You're Not Going Home (Scousers) (Lyric only)
Coz the scousers have no home. |
'avin a Go | 134 | Rate it |
| 175 |
You're Not Very Good (Lyric only)
You're sh*it! |
'avin a Go | 123 | Rate it |
| 176 |
You're S*it And You Know You Are! (Lyric only)
You're s*it! |
'avin a Go | 124 | Rate it |
| 177 |
You're Scum And You Know You Are! (Lyric only)
You're scum! |
'avin a Go | 123 | Rate it |
| 178 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home (Lyric only)
You shouldn't be here. |
'avin a Go | 126 | Rate it |
| 179 |
You're Supposed To Be In Jail! (Lyric only)
Joey Barton... |
Funny | 192 | Rate it |
| 180 |
You're The Spurs Of Merseyside! (Lyric only)
Not even best in town |
Funny | 178 | Rate it |
| 181 |
You've Only Got One Song! (Lyric only)
Can't you sing something else? |
'avin a Go | 148 | Rate it |