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Listen and wince!

Here's what your rivals are singing about you. Brace yourself...

Tell us, who are Man U' rivals?

Chant Submissions

Submitted by Jake Lyne, a Man United supporter

Chant Type Views
(90 day)		 Pie Rating
1 (Score) To The Exeter (Lyric only)
When the Reds are winning 		Anthems 90
5.0
2 All Things Bright And Beautiful (Lyric only)
Shuold sing it great chant for slagging the Gulls 		Made Up 139
5.0
3 Buckle Whats The Score? (Lyric only)
Sung when we beat Torquay 4-3 and 4-1. 		'avin a Go 119
5.0
4 By Far The Greatest Team The World Has Ever Seen (Lyric only)
The best in the team in the world 		Classics 378
5.0
5 Can You Hear The (Team Name) Sing (Lyric only)
Taking the p*ss out of the away fans shite support 		Classics 72
5.0
6 Can You Hear The Pop End Sing (Lyric only)
The Big Bank makes the pop end look s*ite 		'avin a Go 141 Rate it
7 Cider (Lyric only)
We love our cider. 		Anthems 130
5.0
8 City Till I Die (Lyric only)
We're City till we die. 		Classics 78
5.0
9 Come On You Reds (Lyric only)
Come on you Reds 		Classics 72
5.0
10 Deano (Lyric only)
Often heard around St James Park a song for the ... 		Hall of Fame 124
5.0
11 Ecfc (Lyric only)
Exeter City Football Club. 		Classics 257
5.0
12 Exe-Ter (Lyric only)
Should get sung quite good 		Made Up 223 Rate it
13 Exeter (Lyric only)
Cheering on Exeter 		Classics 79
5.0
14 Get Into Em. (Lyric only)
Telling the lads to get stuck in. 		Anthems 80
5.0
15 Give Me A C (Lyric only)
City 		Anthems 104
5.0
16 He Is A Grecian Through And Through Stano (Lyric only)
Tune of the O'Shea and Torres song. This ones for ... 		Hall of Fame 126 Rate it
17 I Owe City (Lyric only)
ECFC 		Classics 99
5.0
18 I'd Fly Over Plainmoor Tomorow... (Lyric only)
Torquay= scum 		Classics 108
5.0
19 If You All Plymouth Argyle Clap Your Hands. (Lyric only)
We really hate Plymouth. 		Anthems 107
5.0
20 Lets Go F*cking Mental (Lyric only)
When the fans get a bit mental 		Classics 86
5.0
21 Logan (Lyric only)
Lo Lo Lo Lo Logan 		Anthems 97
5.0
22 Oh Exeter (Lyric only)
Exeter, It's a great place. 		Classics 298
5.0
23 Oh When The Reds (Lyric only)
Another classic song for the Grecians 		Anthems 88
5.0
24 Plymouth Who? (Lyric only)
Having a go at our devonshire based rivals. 		'avin a Go 232
5.0
25 Que Sera (Lyric only)
We're going to Wembley. 		Anthems 78
5.0
26 Red Army! (Lyric only)
Cheering on the Reds. 		Anthems 82
5.0
27 Reds (Lyric only)
Simple but brilliant. 		Anthems 82
5.0
28 Ricey Is A W*nker (Lyric only)
Sung at Rice when he moved to Torquay. 		'avin a Go 79
5.0
29 Ring Of Fire (Lyric only)
To the tune of Ring Of Fire. 		Classics 90
5.0
30 Rob Edwards Edwards (Lyric only)
Tune as Gerrard's song, except Edwards is better 		Made Up 116
5.0
31 S*it Ground No Fans (Lyric only)
Sang away 		Anthems 93
5.0
32 Sh*t On The Torquay (Lyric only)
Sometimes b*stards replaces Torquay in the words 		'avin a Go 105 Rate it
33 Shall We Sing A Song For You (Lyric only)
Asking the away fans if we should sign a song ... 		'avin a Go 71
5.0
34 Shirts Off If You Hate Argyle (Lyric only)
Funny song especially if everyone takes their shirt off 		Funny 89
5.0
35 Shove Your Jamie Mackie Up Your Arse (Lyric only)
Sang when Mackie moved to Plymouth. 		'avin a Go 86
5.0
36 Stand Up If You Hate Argyle (Lyric only)
Stand up if you hate Plymouth Argyle 		'avin a Go 84
5.0
37 Staying Down With The Torquay (Lyric only)
Sung to Cambridge after Exeter won the play offs. 		'avin a Go 109
5.0
38 The Referee's A W*nker (Lyric only)
Sung when annoyed at the ref. 		Classics 108
5.0
39 Torquays Going Up But They'Re Going Straight Back Down (Lyric only)
Tune of yellow sumbarine 		'avin a Go 120 Rate it
40 Troy Archibald Henville Version 2 (Lyric only)
Funny version sang in Big Bank 		Hall of Fame 160 Rate it
41 Uni-Ted United Are The Sh*ttest Team (Lyric only)
Another anti Torquay song 		Classics 91
5.0
42 We All Follow The Grecians (Lyric only)
Classic football song, should be sung at Exeter 		Classics 129 Rate it
43 We All Hate Argyle And Torquay Too (Lyric only)
We hate them both 		'avin a Go 90 Rate it
44 We All Piss In A Green And White Pot (Lyric only)
Another anti Argyle chant. 		'avin a Go 158
5.0
45 We Are The Boys From The West Country (Lyric only)
Pride of devon 		Anthems 213
5.0
46 We Are The Champions (Lyric only)
Pride of Devon 		Classics 119 Rate it
47 We Are The Exeter Boys (Lyric only)
Same tune as Man United's "pride of all europe" 		'avin a Go 109 Rate it
48 We're Going To Football League (Lyric only)
Sung when Exeter won promotion. 		Anthems 91
5.0
49 We're Going Up (Lyric only)
League 1 here we come 		Classics 84 Rate it
50 We're The Red And White Army (Lyric only)
Gets the crowd bouncing 		Classics 127
5.0
51 Wembley Wembley (Lyric only)
ECFC off to Wembley. 		Anthems 132
5.0
52 West Country (Lyric only)
Pride of the West Country. 		Classics 158
5.0
53 Who Are We Are Exeter (Lyric only)
We are Exeter. 		Classics 88
5.0
54 Who The F*cking Hell Are You (Lyric only)
Sang to the shit teams that visit St James Park. 		Classics 70
5.0
55 Whose The W*nker In The Black (Lyric only)
Another chant aimed at the ref 		Funny 79
5.0
56 You Are My City (Lyric only)
A classic song at St James's Park. 		Classics 169
5.0
57 You Fat Bast*rd (Lyric only)
Sung at a fat player. 		'avin a Go 87
5.0
58 You What? (Lyric only)
Giving it the away fans 		'avin a Go 71 Rate it
59 Your Going Home In A Devon Ambulance (Lyric only)
You've been warned 		'avin a Go 148
5.0
60 Your Support Is F*cking Sh*t (Lyric only)
Sung at the quiet away fans. 		Classics 74
5.0
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