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Man United Terrace Anthems
- That Boy Ronaldo Chant Magic 7
- United Road Take Me Home To the place I belong. All time anthem.
- UNI TED Dogs and bones? Must be the poor relations!
- Hello, Hello We Are The Busby.. How much do we hate City? Ask the Busby boys!
- Manchester The greatest city in England? You bet!
- MUFC Just letting 'em know who we are.
- Red Army More feared than the SAS!
- United Solo Start Was it you? Nice to start a chant.
- United Top Of The League Top of of the league? That would be us then.
- United The classic chant. Every die hard's must have.
- We Shall Not Be Moved Another timeless classic.
- Who The F**k Are Man United. No serious fan should be without this all time great.
- United Calypso Sir Matt's still going strong to this day.
- Forever and Ever Defending the faith.
- Ohhh Manchester!... Manchester, Merseyside, Leeds, Kiddo, Council House, San Siro,
- Matt Busby's Ace's Old chant's are the best. Still sung regularly.
- Manchester Is Wonderful The best city in the world.
- Que Sera Sera Not necessarily an anthem, but becoming one these day's as we are there so often.
- The Red Flag Classic, great ringtone.
- Viva Ronaldo (ringtone (short) version) The magnificent seven. This version will be the ringtone - coming.
- Viva Ronaldo (MP3 (large file!) Version) This is 2 minutes (be patient when downloading) of Viva Ronaldo. Download this as an MP3 of another Ronaldo classic.
- United are going to Moscow To Sing Until May 21st.
- Glory Glory Man United The glory days are back.
- Grand Old Team A grand old team indeed.
- Pride Of All Europe Cock of the North
- We Adore! good song
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Classic Man United Terrace Chants
- United! Different version of the simple but classic. Make\'s a brilliant ringtone.
- We Love United Forever and ever, an undying love.
- We're On The March With Fergie's Army Again we're off to Wembley. Fergie\'s da man.
- Wembley Yet again we're off to Wembley.
- You've Only Come To See United First bit of quality football they'll have seen in a while, you can hardly blame 'em.
- My Old Man Not the brightest bloke in the world.
- Championes Championes
- From the Banks of the River Irwell Classic terrace song, from the tune of The Halls of Montezuma us marine song. sounds awesome on the terraces.
- Coma United Road Sang at the home fans at away games
- Attack, Attack, Attack One to get behind the boys when we're in need of a goal.
- I See The Stretford End Arising Sung to the tune of Blue Moon rising.
- We're Gonna Win The League Oh yeah...
- We Won The Football League Again Down by the Riverside
- She Wore... Wembley, here we come...
- Drunk And Disorderly We're going home with the Championship
- If You Want To Go To Heaven When You Die If You Want To Go To Heaven When You Die
- 9 times Only Chelsea challenging
- Nine Times Sang to Liverpool
- We Won the Football League again..... Another title winning classic chant for our friends City.......
- Paid for their homes A song for the council house fans. City what a massive club. Sung to the tune of we won it 9 times!
- 500 miles Different words to the Proclaimers song 500 miles.
- North Stand, Give Us A Song The North Stand is the largest of any club ground in Britain, yet they never sing...
- Blue flag Up Your A**e To the tune of "If Your Happy and You Know It"
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Funny Fanchants From Man United Fans
- Park Park Wherever You May Be Brilliant and one of the funniest
- Adebayor Funny Classic funny having a go at Arsenal's front man.
- Blame It On Traore Now at Charlton but can still be blamed.
- Stretford End Picnic Sung to Teddy Bears Picnic tune.
- Nemanja Vidic A funny song for the maneater himself.
- 10 Pence Man U losing at home to Liverpool who are singing '10 men, we've only got ten men'.
- Dodgy Ruski Sung to Chelski.
- Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Top song - to the tune of Dad's Army.
- Patrice Evra And his attributes
- Mourinhooooo Are Ya Listening? (REVISED CHAMPIONS VERSION) This is the re-worked version of the Classic '"Mourinhooooo are ya listening'" only, we got the trophy back this time!!!
- Jose's Dog Where is it?
- Mourinho Are You Listening chant about Mourinho's dog
- Viva John Terry All of these where sung in hotels and bars after the final in Moscow
- Dong, Dong About Dong, sang at sam plates before Roma game. tune (park, park)
- Feed The Scousers Funny and great
- Moscow Sung to Liverpool
- Mambo United Funny but brill.
- Nani Song When he scored the 3rd goal against Liverpool.
- Follow Follow United against chelsea
- Viva John Terry Moscow's Loser !
- Oh Owen Hargreaves The best of Moscow... (Ed: originally sung by West Ham re Christian Dailly - see West Ham section).
- Viva John Terry We thank him for all his has done for us! (Ed: Think is is made up).
- Viva John Terry We thank John terry
- City Are So Massive Sung in bars when playing in europe.
- Viva John Terry Dear Editor: definitely real sang in Moscow
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Havin-a-Go
- This Is How It Feels Another good dig at ...Nah forgotten their name.
- We All Hate Leeds Scum This is a tough one. Who do we hate the most?
- You Scouse B***ards Oh we do hate to be beside the Scouseside...
- What The F***ing Hell Is That Sung at something ridiculous in the opposing teams terrace.
- Build A Bonfire Let's get a nice blaze going.
- Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets Was sung at Watford fan's when they couldn't sell all their tickets for the FA Cup semi final. Sung to other fan's too.
- Who Are Ya Sung at unknown away players or fans, nobody\'s. Make\'s a good ringtone.
- Kevin Keegan Cheer up muppet.
- 32 Years Since they won anything, sad and laughable.
- Steve Gerrard 2 Steve Gerrard 2
- One Song Sung to w***ers who come and have nothing to say.
- You're A Scouser. The life of a scouser...
- Hollow Hollow Hollow No History
- Who's That C***ing Over Your Bird Rumours about Stevie G's promiscuous missus (to the tune of '"is it a monster'"
- He's Red, He's White, Ooh ahh for the master..
- Leeds Are Our Feeder Club, Nuff said, nice supply of player, cheers!
- On Your Yorkshire Farms Sheep pesterers
- He's Only A Poor Little Scouser Saddos from Liverpool.
- Wings Of A Sparrow S**t on the neighbours
- Bitter Blues Our jealous neighbours
- Lets All Laugh At City Cheers me up anyway.
- Liverpool Slums Another version of this classic.
- He's Big, He's Red Liverpool love this chant.
- Toon , Toon Who The F*** Are You haha
- City's Gunna Die always true
- Crying On The Tele Sung to the Liverpool fans after the champions league final
- Ever Won The Treble Sung to ALL our rivals...
- Contract in Sung at Steve Gerrard after his transfer request
- Hollow Hollow Hollow City's Defence
- O Ashley Cole Sang at money grabbing poor left back, when all he could do is kick Ronaldo.
- Gerrards Transfer Request Man U fans always remember the day we heard Gerrard put in a transfer request. Loyal my a**e typical scouser slimy b**tard
- Elland Road Is Closin Down Elland Road (ASDA carpark)
- City Goin Down we hate city
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Heroes of Man United
- He Goes By The Name Of Wayne Rooney Referring to the fact that Wayne Rooney is the best player since Pele.
- Does Ronaldo Know You're Here Referring to Ronaldo's excellent way of ignoring the opposition!
- Georgie Best Homage to United's 'Best' player.
- Louis Saha Homage to the great man up front!
- Ole Ole Ole Solskjaer. How much do we love the great viking?
- Ryan Giggs Running The Welsh Wizard dancing down the wings.
- There's only one Ronaldo More adulation for the Portuguese man at war!
- O'Shea, O'Shea An ode to the great Irishman.
- Who Put The Ball In The Germans. A timeless song re-living that great European win.
- You Are My Solskjaer The Viking Vs Shearer. Who was dearer? Or better?
- Paul Scholes He scores goals galore.
- Eric Cantona Chant The lord giveth.
- Eric The King Ooh ahh.
- Roy Keane Is Magic Sung to the tune of My old man's a dustman.
- Rooney, Rooney Sung by Man U fans to the white Pele.
- Brian Kidd Part of the Leeds implosion, top man, still a red.
- Nemanja Vidic Chant Top hard man, say no more.
- We've Got Wesley Brown Song for the rock at the back.
- Anderson Chant Anderson chant
- Gary Neville Is A Red Gary Neville Is A Red
- Neville Neville must be proud. Sung to tune of rebel rebel.
- Nemanja Vidic Nemanja vidic
- Michael Carrick Michael Carrick Official Song (To the tune of Nick Nack Paddywack)
- Ronaldo Scores in the tune of abba's fernando
- Fergie's The Special One Mourinho ain't got nothing on Fergie!
- That Boy Giggsy Sung to the legend after he won 9
- carlos tevez glory glory carlos tevez
- Tevez Song about Tevez to the tune of 'we're on the march, we're Fergie's army'
- His Name Is Rio Rio deserves this one
- What That Coming Over Is It Nemanja A few versions of this one around.
- Cantona, Cantona, he is now a red Great song. SUng to the tune of the song Robin Hood.
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Golden Oldie Red Devils Chants
- Alan Smith Song for the blonde haired assasin.
- Mourinho Are You Listening We told em, but they wouldn't listen. poor Chelsea, thanks for keeping our trophy nice and shiny.
- Bye, Bye, Mourhino See ya later special one.
- I Would Walk 500 Miles... can be sung against almost any team if you just change the words.
- Diego Forlan Happy memories
- Mourinho Are You Watching... A great follow up to Mourinho are you listening...
- Let It Be Three league titles in a row, just can't be
- 9 times This one's for Mourinho
- Sky Blue Wonderland man city
- Sign on Mourinho Reminding Jose to join the dole queue, after his chelsea exit.
- Heinze Is A Scouser (in disguise) Asking for a move to Liverpool is the equivalent of going into someones' home on Christmas Day and pissing on their kids! He should have known better!
The Foul Blog
- Leyton Orient Funnies Posted Wednesday 9 Apr Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all hate ...
- Derby Funny Posted Monday 17 Mar Delusional but funny Derby. The Premier League,(The Premier League),Is Upside Down,(Is Upside Down),The Premier League is Upside Down,We're on top with the Fullham,And the Arsenal's going down... Read 2 comments
- Andy Reid Funny Fatty Posted Friday 7 Mar Andy Reid plays on left wing,He likes McDonalds and Burger King,Andy Reid plays on left wing,He likes McDonalds and Burger King... Read 3 comments
- More from the foul blog
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