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Think of Songs of Praise. But with hot dog breath. Chelsea FC Classic Football Songs
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Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. Chelsea FC Vintage Football Chants
Fancy yourself as a football chant word smith? Enter them here and face the ratings of your fellow football loving brethren. Chelsea FC Made Up Chants And Songs
The Double (Lyric only)
To all the Scourers, Man ...
We Saved Your History (Lyric ...
Sung to Liverpool after we ...
Joleon Lescot The Elephant Man ...
Whoever he's playing for
Dimitar Dimitar (Lyric only)
Whoever he's playing for
One England Captain (Lyric only)
John Terry, Captain, Leader, Legend.
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 119 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 2 | 13 |
Santiago Stritch Chelsea |
| 3 | 12 |
Adam Johnston Chelsea |
| 4 | 6 |
David Sergeant Chelsea |
| 5 | 6 |
Eddy Wynne Chelsea |
| 6 | 4 |
Sian Mcardle Chelsea |
| 7 | 3 |
Wee Snuzz Chelsea |
| 8 | 3 |
Dan Arthur Chelsea |
| 9 | 3 |
Alan Mckeown Chelsea |
| 10 | 3 |
Jay Haynes Chelsea |
| 11 | 2 |
Paul E Chelsea |
| 12 | 2 |
Joe Enright Chelsea |
| 13 | 2 |
Serena Williams Chelsea |
| 14 | 2 |
Taz H Chelsea |
| 15 | 2 |
Charlie O'Shea Chelsea |
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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Chelsea, Chelsea
Makes the hair on the back of your neck stand ... |
Anthems | 10,519 | |
| 2 |
Carefree
One of my favourites, catchy fanchant, good ringtone. (Ed: Better ... |
Anthems | 10,472 | |
| 3 |
Who The F**K Are Man United
Who are they again? |
'avin a Go | 9,033 | |
| 4 |
Didier Drogba
Ode to the dark destroyer. |
Hall of Fame | 8,695 | |
| 5 |
In Your Liverpool Slums
Filthy scousers. |
'avin a Go | 7,073 | |
| 6 |
Follow, Follow, Follow
One of the best nights at Stamford Bridge paid homage ... |
Classics | 6,805 | |
| 7 |
Celery
She loves that celery. Ed: Better recording added |
Anthems | 6,643 | |
| 8 |
Super Frankie Lampard
Our top man. Better audio added |
Hall of Fame | 6,212 | |
| 9 |
Blowing Bubbles
Mocking West Ham... Amongst a few other rivals. |
'avin a Go | 6,074 | |
| 10 |
Hello, Hello We Are The Chelsea Boys
Another classic and makes a good ringtone. |
Anthems | 5,635 | |
| 11 |
Who's That Team They Call the Chelsea
Great fanchant. Always a pleasure. |
Classics | 5,382 | |
| 12 |
Chelsea Till I Die
And forever after.. |
Classics | 5,338 | |
| 13 |
Kalou Song
Best Kalou song by a mile - good Youtube in ... |
Hall of Fame | 5,174 | |
| 14 |
Keep The Blue Flag Flying High
Still flying and off to Wembley. |
Anthems | 4,939 | |
| 15 |
Speak F*cking English
Sang at the Geordies |
'avin a Go | 4,841 | |
| 16 |
F**k Em All
Up your's. |
Classics | 4,750 | |
| 17 |
Joey Cole
For the boy wonder. |
Hall of Fame | 4,034 | |
| 18 |
10 Men Went to Mow
All time classic and one of the best footy fanchants ... |
Anthems | 3,965 | |
| 19 |
John Arne Riise
Great goal, goal of the eason maybe. |
Funny | 3,910 | |
| 20 |
Jose Mourinho
For the Special One. |
Hall of Fame | 3,898 | |
| 21 |
When The Blues Go Steaming In
Classic and one of our favourites, I wanna be in ... |
Classics | 3,544 | |
| 22 |
Chelsea Boys Are Gonna Get Ya
Old time classic. Not the best recording, sorry.. |
Classics | 3,532 | |
| 23 |
Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Lalala!!!
Doin tha bouncy!! |
'avin a Go | 3,207 | |
| 24 |
La La La Chelsea
Another classic fanchant, best sung drunk (as were the lads ... |
Classics | 3,168 | |
| 25 |
Michael Essien
Our top midfielder? |
Hall of Fame | 3,037 | |
| 26 |
We Hate Tottenham
Say no more. |
'avin a Go | 2,865 | |
| 27 |
Stand Up For The Champions
Won't be long before were singing this again. |
Classics | 2,749 | |
| 28 |
Que Sera Sera
On Our Way To Wembley! |
Classics | 2,696 | |
| 29 |
We All Follow The Chelsea
We'll even go to Leicester! (Ed: Better recording added) |
Classics | 2,582 | |
| 30 |
We Love You Chelsea
Amen to that. |
Classics | 2,521 | |
| 31 |
Oh Wayne Bridge
Ode to the man who put it up the Arse. |
Hall of Fame | 2,505 | |
| 32 |
Spell It Out: C H E L S E A
Sing it out. This one is too long for a ... |
Classics | 2,428 | |
| 33 |
Chelsea (Clapping)
Sung every week. Great ringtone. |
Classics | 2,366 | |
| 34 |
Chelsea, Champions
Another crackin' ringtone and a bloomin' pleasure to sing. |
Classics | 2,357 | |
| 35 |
Chelsea Score
Hear Chelsea score everytime your phone rings. |
Classics | 2,335 | |
| 36 |
Top Of The League
Laughing all season, great ringtone. |
Classics | 2,262 | |
| 37 |
Gianfranco Zola
The number 25 should be retired. (Tune of I love ... |
Hall of Fame | 2,141 | |
| 38 |
You Are My Sunshine
Old classic hummed to (Ed: Thanks to Liam for the ... |
Classics | 2,032 | |
| 39 |
Forever and Ever
Keeping the blue flag flying high. Not available as a ... |
Classics | 2,019 | |
| 40 |
Horn Chelsea
Classic ringtone. |
Anthems | 1,900 | |
| 41 |
Come On Chelsea
Come on!!! |
Anthems | 1,853 | |
| 42 |
No One Can Stop Us Now!
Chelsea song: 1994 FA Cup Final Song. |
Classics | 1,747 | |
| 43 |
We're Going To Moscow
Live for now, great Chelsea ringtone. |
Vintage | 1,706 | |
| 44 |
King Of Stamford Bridge (Chorus Only)
Ed: Chorus only but better than what we have |
Hall of Fame | 1,700 | |
| 45 |
We Shall Not Be Moved Champs League
Great ringtone. |
Anthems | 1,642 | |
| 46 |
Chelsea Reject
Sung to any ex Chelsea player |
'avin a Go | 1,583 | |
| 47 |
Your Support
Well if it ain't C.F.C. |
'avin a Go | 1,504 | |
| 48 |
Osgood
Ode to the legendary Peter Osgood. Unfortunately not the greatest ... |
Hall of Fame | 1,503 | |
| 49 |
Champions!
We'll be singing this one for years to come. THE ... |
Classics | 1,438 | |
| 50 |
There's Only One Team In Fulham
Taunting our poor neighbours. |
Anthems | 1,401 | |
| 51 |
When The Blues Go Steaming In (Chorus)
Without the zig or the zag. |
Anthems | 1,390 | |
| 52 |
10 Men Went To Mow (Longer version)
Longer version of the Chelsea anthem |
Anthems | 1,378 | |
| 53 |
Dennis Wise
Fantastic night in Milan!!! |
Hall of Fame | 1,369 | |
| 54 |
Juliano Belletti
For our Brazilian superstar |
Hall of Fame | 1,281 | |
| 55 |
We All Hate Leeds...
An old one from the 70's but still sung today |
'avin a Go | 1,271 | |
| 56 |
Who Are Ya?
Great ringtone. |
'avin a Go | 1,257 | |
| 57 |
You're Worse Than Sunderland
Sang at the Geordies, bless em. |
'avin a Go | 1,250 | |
| 58 |
You Are S*it, You Are S*it
Telling em straight. |
'avin a Go | 1,194 | |
| 59 |
Does The Circus Know You're Here
Sang at Pompey to resident clown Peter Crouch |
'avin a Go | 1,190 | |
| 60 |
Stand Up For The Special One
Another for Jose. |
Vintage | 1,189 | |
| 61 |
Andriy Shevchenko
One of a few songs we have for the man ... |
Hall of Fame | 1,164 | |
| 62 |
You're Not Singing Anymore
Part timers, sung at opposing fans when they are losing ... |
'avin a Go | 1,101 | |
| 63 |
Matthew Harding's Blue Army
Keeps on marching on, never forgotton |
Hall of Fame | 1,074 | |
| 64 |
When The Saints
Heard at Pompey last year, sang to wind em up. |
'avin a Go | 1,051 | |
| 65 |
He Comes From The Ukraine
Another for the big man. |
Hall of Fame | 1,027 | |
| 66 |
We Hate Tottenham Fast
A faster version, just to show how much we hate ... |
'avin a Go | 1,026 | |
| 67 |
Cheerio
Explains itself |
'avin a Go | 1,019 | |
| 68 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
Chanted at Vicarage Road in the F.A cup |
'avin a Go | 978 | |
| 69 |
Robert Fleck
One of the best strikers for Chelsea and Rangers. |
Hall of Fame | 933 | |
| 70 |
It's So Quiet Fratton Park
Rubbish atmosphere at Pompey |
'avin a Go | 925 | |
| 71 |
Down With The Tottenham
Sang when it looked like Spurs were going down |
'avin a Go | 922 | |
| 72 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home
Outsung and out played. |
'avin a Go | 889 | |
| 73 |
Champions League Larff
Laughing all the way to the final |
'avin a Go | 880 | |
| 74 |
Come On!
Sung back in the s**t old days, and still sung ... |
Classics | 873 | |
| 75 |
We Forgot That You Were 'ere
We never hear a peep at Fulham's library. |
'avin a Go | 869 | |
| 76 |
Where's The Bell?
Sung at Pompey looking for that freak of nature |
'avin a Go | 855 | |
| 77 |
One Stand Singing
It's all gone quiet over there |
'avin a Go | 837 | |
| 78 |
Can You Hear The Bell Ring
Sang at Pompey when Quasimodo their famous bell ringer couldn't ... |
'avin a Go | 830 | |
| 79 |
Have You Ever Seen The Geordies Win The League
Well have you? |
'avin a Go | 827 | |
| 80 |
One Song
To supporters with little imagination |
'avin a Go | 824 | |
| 81 |
Score, Score, Score
Ed: Not the best recording but worth putting up |
Classics | 796 | |
| 82 |
It's All Quiet
When they are all hushed |
'avin a Go | 780 | |
| 83 |
Attack, Attack
Could make a classic ringtone to profile someone. |
Classics | 769 | |
| 84 |
We Were There
Normally sung Vs Middlesboro (1997) and Villa (2000). |
Classics | 750 | |
| 85 |
Attack, Attack
Prompting the lads to get into em |
Classics | 722 | |
| 86 |
Torres Song - half a boy and half a girl (Lyric only)
One Of Our Favourites (Ed: just letting this one in ... |
'avin a Go | 1,758 | |
| 87 |
Funny Torres Song (Lyric only)
Great Torres song |
Funny | 1,304 | |
| 88 |
Blue Is The Colour (Lyric only)
Blue is the colour - FC CHELSEA anthem |
Classics | 1,289 | |
| 89 |
New John Terry Song (Lyric only)
jt26 |
Made Up | 1,282 | |
| 90 |
I Wanna Be A Chelsea Ranger (Lyric only)
Often sung in the SoBar. Far from a family song. |
Funny | 1,105 | |
| 91 |
Chelsea Alouette (Lyric only)
If you don't want such a wife... |
Funny | 947 | |
| 92 |
Kalou Song Verse 1& 2 (Lyric only)
2 Reasons why we love Solomon Kalou! |
Made Up | 878 | |
| 93 |
We hate Liverpool FC (Lyric only)
We hate Liverpool FC (Good Youtube) |
Classics | 825 | |
| 94 |
Anti Gerrard (Lyric only)
Scouse bastard |
'avin a Go | 763 | |
| 95 |
Alex Ferguson (Lyric only)
Premier League trophy |
Classics | 731 | |
| 96 |
One England Captain (Lyric only)
John Terry, Captain, Leader, Legend. |
Hall of Fame | 700 | |
| 97 |
We Saved Your History (Lyric only)
Sung to Liverpool after we beat them 2-0 |
'avin a Go | 682 | |
| 98 |
Red's Not The Colour (Lyric only)
''They'' refers to Arsenal, Liverpool or Man U and ''we'' ... |
Made Up | 668 | Rate it |
| 99 |
You Are My Chelsea (Lyric only)
You are my Chelsea, my only Chelsea. |
Classics | 643 | |
| 100 |
In Response To No History (Lyric only)
Funny Sh*t |
Made Up | 624 | |
| 101 |
John Terry (Carefree Tune) (Lyric only)
John Terry is a hero |
Made Up | 616 | |
| 102 |
Big Drogba (Lyric only)
Another one for the big man |
Hall of Fame | 612 | |
| 103 |
Who Needs Wayne Rooney? (Lyric only)
Rooney you fat s*!t |
Made Up | 589 | |
| 104 |
Follow Malouda (Lyric only)
Great Chelsea Song (To the tune of "Follow the Leader") |
Hall of Fame | 573 | |
| 105 |
That C**t Ronaldo (Lyric only)
To the tune That Boy Ronaldo |
'avin a Go | 560 | |
| 106 |
Ashley Cole Song (Lyric only)
Tune of Lets go mental..Sung at Arsenal |
'avin a Go | 558 | Rate it |
| 107 |
Cheryl Cole Song (Lyric only)
avin a go |
Made Up | 538 | |
| 108 |
F*ck Of Scouse Sung In Return To Chelsea No History (Lyric only)
Funny having a go... |
Made Up | 503 | |
| 109 |
The Double (Lyric only)
To all the Scourers, Man Ure etc |
'avin a Go | 493 | |
| 110 |
One Team In London (Lyric only)
Sung when our London neighbours play us |
'avin a Go | 490 | |
| 111 |
Gerrard's In Prison, What's His Missus Doing? (Lyric only)
Oh Alex Curran, you typical Scouse (Ed: Sorry SG - ... |
'avin a Go | 477 | |
| 112 |
Posh Spice (Lyric only)
Frank Lampard better than Beckham |
'avin a Go | 472 | |
| 113 |
John Terry (Lyric only)
John Terry |
Made Up | 463 | |
| 114 |
Joe Cole (Lyric only)
To the tune of 'Heigh Ho' |
Made Up | 463 | Rate it |
| 115 |
Be A Tottenham Fan?! F**K Off!! (Lyric only)
classic chels!! |
Classics | 457 | |
| 116 |
You Are A Scouser (Lyric only)
Having a pop at the scouse. |
Funny | 447 | |
| 117 |
Dimitar Dimitar (Lyric only)
Whoever he's playing for |
Funny | 442 | |
| 118 |
Bring Back My Foreskin (Lyric only)
This one's for Tottenham |
'avin a Go | 434 | |
| 119 |
Be A Chelsea Fan (Lyric only)
You tough enough? (Ed: eplace West Ham with other rivals ... |
Classics | 434 | |
| 120 |
Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
John Terry |
Hall of Fame | 432 | Rate it |
| 121 |
Abramovich (Lyric only)
The owner |
Hall of Fame | 430 | |
| 122 |
Another Anti-Gerrard (Lyric only)
Prick |
'avin a Go | 420 | |
| 123 |
Blue Day (Lyric only)
Blue Day anyone????? |
Classics | 415 | Rate it |
| 124 |
Arsenal (Lyric only)
Sh*te Arsenal |
Made Up | 413 | |
| 125 |
Chelsea Aggro (Lyric only)
Not the most common chant. Personal favourite though. |
Classics | 384 | |
| 126 |
Rooney The Man U Scums Fatman (Lyric only)
He's a lard arse |
Made Up | 379 | Rate it |
| 127 |
Didier Droga (Lyric only)
Didier Drogba |
Made Up | 363 | |
| 128 |
Best Trip (Lyric only)
Sang at our successful away matches |
Classics | 363 | |
| 129 |
Adebayor - His Dad Washes Elephants (Lyric only)
ode to adebayor lol |
'avin a Go | 354 | Rate it |
| 130 |
Branny Ivanovic (Lyric only)
Super Branny Ivanovic |
Made Up | 343 | |
| 131 |
Steven Gerrard (Lyric only)
hate the Scousers! |
'avin a Go | 342 | |
| 132 |
Who's That C***Ing Over Your Bird (About Promiscuous Alex Curran) (Lyric only)
Rumour has it........ |
'avin a Go | 335 | Rate it |
| 133 |
Tevez Song (Lyric only)
Funny one for Scumchesters Argie... |
'avin a Go | 332 | |
| 134 |
Joleon Lescot The Elephant Man (Lyric only)
Whoever he's playing for |
Funny | 327 | Rate it |
| 135 |
In Response To F*Ck Off Chelsea Fc (To The Tune Of Athenry) (Lyric only)
In response to F*ck off Chelsea FC |
Made Up | 324 | |
| 136 |
Stick Your Camera Up Your Arse (Lyric only)
Sung at the scumbag tourists and west standers who give ... |
'avin a Go | 318 | |
| 137 |
John Terry (To Rooney Song) (Lyric only)
John terry is the new Pele |
Made Up | 316 | |
| 138 |
Chim Chimenee (Lyric only)
Anti-West Ham |
'avin a Go | 313 | Rate it |
| 139 |
Michael Ballack (Lyric only)
Michael Ballack |
Made Up | 312 | |
| 140 |
Abramovich (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of Robin Hood (riding through the ... |
Hall of Fame | 310 | |
| 141 |
Frank Lampard (Lyric only)
Frank Lampard song |
Made Up | 310 | |
| 142 |
When Spurs Went To Rome (Lyric only)
What else would he say? |
Classics | 310 | Rate it |
| 143 |
Fat Paris Hilton (For Voronin, Possibly Torres) (Lyric only)
True, true. |
Funny | 308 | |
| 144 |
Loyal Supporters (Lyric only)
We Are The Chelsea Boys |
Classics | 306 | Rate it |
| 145 |
Goal Kick (Lyric only)
Sung when opposition keeper takes a goal kick |
'avin a Go | 292 | |
| 146 |
Super Chelsea (Lyric only)
Come on you blues! |
Classics | 290 | |
| 147 |
One Dead Granny Steven Ireland Had (Lyric only)
She's dead, no wait, she's not, is she? To the ... |
Funny | 288 | |
| 148 |
Arsenal, Always Cheating (Lyric only)
Fancy football, no end product, so they dive. |
'avin a Go | 286 | |
| 149 |
Disco Dancing Drogba (Lyric only)
Drogbacite, check it out |
Funny | 278 | Rate it |
| 150 |
Feed The Scousers (Lyric only)
Funny as f**k |
Funny | 277 | Rate it |
| 151 |
I Can't Help Falling In Love With Chelsea (Lyric only)
Love the Blues |
Vintage | 277 | Rate it |
| 152 |
Where's Ya Silverware? (Lyric only)
For the Gooners |
'avin a Go | 275 | |
| 153 |
Should Have Died In The Tunnel (Sung To Ronaldo) (Lyric only)
Sung to Ronaldo after his car crash |
'avin a Go | 274 | |
| 154 |
John Terry (Lyric only)
John Terry (To the tune of Adam and the Ants ... |
Made Up | 274 | |
| 155 |
Elephant Man (Lyric only)
Taking the mick out of Lescott |
'avin a Go | 272 | |
| 156 |
You're Going Home (Lyric only)
Chelsea fans to a group of St John Ambulance volunteers. |
Funny | 271 | |
| 157 |
In Dublins Fair City (Lyric only)
Quality |
Classics | 270 | |
| 158 |
Little Poor Scouser (Lyric only)
To Everton or Liverpool |
'avin a Go | 268 | Rate it |
| 159 |
God Save Our Team (Lyric only)
God Save the Chelsea |
Made Up | 265 | Rate it |
| 160 |
Debt Free Chelsea (Lyric only)
Get the cheque book out |
Funny | 265 | Rate it |
| 161 |
Tommy Baldwin (Lyric only)
One for the great man |
Hall of Fame | 265 | Rate it |
| 162 |
Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets (Lyric only)
Cause you're shit! |
Anthems | 263 | |
| 163 |
Steven Gerrard (Lyric only)
Steven Gerrard - Ed: Not the views of the management |
'avin a Go | 262 | Rate it |
| 164 |
Mikey Ballack (Lyric only)
Song for Michael Ballack |
Made Up | 258 | |
| 165 |
Guus Hiddink (Lyric only)
Abramovich's buddy needs a song |
Made Up | 254 | |
| 166 |
Ferguson Are You Listening (Lyric only)
We want our trophy back |
'avin a Go | 252 | |
| 167 |
Ashley Cole (Lyric only)
Top player |
Hall of Fame | 247 | |
| 168 |
Super Lampard (Lyric only)
Lampard Is The Best |
Made Up | 246 | Rate it |
| 169 |
Taking The P*ss (Lyric only)
HAHAHA |
Anthems | 246 | Rate it |
| 170 |
Anelka (Lyric only)
Song for Nicolas Anelka song |
Made Up | 245 | |
| 171 |
Terry, Terry, Terry (Lyric only)
JT is immense |
Hall of Fame | 245 | |
| 172 |
Delia Smith (Lyric only)
Sung to Norwich Fans 04/05 season |
Funny | 240 | Rate it |
| 173 |
Viva Malouda (Lyric only)
Le Bleu |
Hall of Fame | 239 | Rate it |
| 174 |
No Future (Lyric only)
F*ck Arsenal |
'avin a Go | 239 | Rate it |
| 175 |
Walkin down the Fulham Road (Lyric only)
Runnin' down the Fulham Road. |
Classics | 238 | |
| 176 |
When We Find Ourselves In Times Of Trouble, John Terry (Lyric only)
The Chelsea Supremo |
Hall of Fame | 236 | |
| 177 |
Oh Frankie Lampard (Lyric only)
Sang to melody of "I love you baby" or chant ... |
Hall of Fame | 230 | Rate it |
| 178 |
If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
Tottenham Scum |
'avin a Go | 229 | |
| 179 |
Scary Alex (Lyric only)
Would you stand up to him? |
Made Up | 227 | |
| 180 |
Makalele (Lyric only)
Our unsung hero |
Hall of Fame | 227 | Rate it |
| 181 |
In Your Liverpool Slums V2 (Lyric only)
Unhygienic lot |
'avin a Go | 226 | Rate it |
| 182 |
Come On You Boys In Blue (Lyric only)
A new Chelsea Anthem Maybe? |
Classics | 226 | |
| 183 |
Wank*R Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Sung about the winker to the tune of Hokey Kokey |
Made Up | 226 | Rate it |
| 184 |
Petr Cech (Lyric only)
Made up song for Petr Cech, Chelsea's goalie |
Made Up | 225 | Rate it |
| 185 |
Pompey (Lyric only)
Song in response to "Play Up Pompey" |
'avin a Go | 222 | Rate it |
| 186 |
Football Ground You're Having A Laugh (Lyric only)
When we go to, ehem, "grounds" of a poor quality |
'avin a Go | 218 | Rate it |
| 187 |
A Little Bit Of Sheva In Our Lives (Lyric only)
To Mambo No 5 |
Funny | 213 | |
| 188 |
Follow Follow Follow 2009 (Lyric only)
Sorry Bridgie, we got a new man from Serbia who ... |
Made Up | 213 | |
| 189 |
One For Deco (Lyric only)
Art Deco |
Made Up | 212 | Rate it |
| 190 |
Cech Has Got His Hat On (Lyric only)
A Fine Piece of Headwear |
Hall of Fame | 212 | |
| 191 |
Ode To Anelka (Lyric only)
Our fox in the box (To the tune of "Come ... |
Hall of Fame | 208 | |
| 192 |
Where's Your Famous Atmosphere (Lyric only)
Sung at the Old Trafford library. |
'avin a Go | 206 | Rate it |
| 193 |
Wheels On Your House Go Round.... (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham Fans |
'avin a Go | 205 | |
| 194 |
Who Let The Drogs Out (Lyric only)
Another song for our Dark Destroyer (To the tune of ... |
Hall of Fame | 203 | |
| 195 |
Chopper John Terry (Lyric only)
Song for Chelsea's captain John Terry |
Hall of Fame | 202 | |
| 196 |
Chelsea Boys We Are Here (Lyric only)
Avin a laugh |
Classics | 200 | Rate it |
| 197 |
Viva Ronaldo (With A Twist) (Lyric only)
Have a go at Ronaldo |
'avin a Go | 199 | Rate it |
| 198 |
You'Ve Never Had A Bath (Lyric only)
Smelly, shitty scousers |
'avin a Go | 198 | |
| 199 |
Bosingwa Kung Fu (Lyric only)
Kicked him nicely |
Made Up | 198 | Rate it |
| 200 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum (Lyric only)
It's very true |
'avin a Go | 195 | Rate it |
| 201 |
Scouser Scum (Lyric only)
Scousers |
'avin a Go | 194 | Rate it |
| 202 |
Frank Lebeouf (Lyric only)
One for a quality former player |
Hall of Fame | 192 | Rate it |
| 203 |
Ere's To Da Slag Dat I Love Best (Lyric only)
Live video from "So Bar" |
Funny | 190 | |
| 204 |
Blue Heart (Lyric only)
For true Chelsea fans |
Made Up | 188 | |
| 205 |
Ricardo Quaresma (Lyric only)
One for the new man |
Made Up | 188 | |
| 206 |
In The Town Of Wolverhampton (Lyric only)
A classic song |
Classics | 188 | Rate it |
| 207 |
I Was Born Under Da Chelsea Shed (To Da Tune I Was Born Under A Wandering Star) (Lyric only)
Sang to rivals |
'avin a Go | 187 | |
| 208 |
Kalou 2 (Lyric only)
Kalou Song for his goal against Man Utd This Season ... |
Made Up | 184 | Rate it |
| 209 |
Franco Di Santo (Lyric only)
Franco Di Santo |
Hall of Fame | 184 | |
| 210 |
You're Not Very Good (Lyric only)
If you wanna be nice about it or near a ... |
'avin a Go | 184 | Rate it |
| 211 |
Essien-En-En (Lyric only)
This man is awesome. Behold the Bison |
Made Up | 182 | Rate it |
| 212 |
Could Be Worse (Lyric only)
Very true indeed. What a shambles of a team they ... |
Funny | 182 | Rate it |
| 213 |
Disco Dancing Terry (Lyric only)
Captain Dancetastic |
Funny | 182 | Rate it |
| 214 |
Gianfranco Zola (Lyric only)
Chelsea fans sing about Agent Zola's exploits at upton park |
Hall of Fame | 181 | |
| 215 |
Bouncy!!!!! (Lyric only)
Sung while bouncing of course |
Classics | 181 | |
| 216 |
Town Full Of Scrubbers (Lyric only)
Manc U.S.A. would take offense to this |
'avin a Go | 181 | Rate it |
| 217 |
We Hate You All (Lyric only)
Sung at any of the teams in the song |
'avin a Go | 180 | |
| 218 |
Petr Cech (Lyric only)
Big Pete |
Made Up | 179 | Rate it |
| 219 |
Phil Neville (Lyric only)
Our song for our favourite Phil Neville |
'avin a Go | 178 | Rate it |
| 220 |
We Grieve No More For Your 96 (Lyric only)
No more, you scum |
'avin a Go | 178 | Rate it |
| 221 |
Juliano Belletti #1 (Lyric only)
This man is becoming a cult hero!!! |
Hall of Fame | 177 | |
| 222 |
North Stand (Lyric only)
They can't keep themselves quiet either |
Classics | 177 | Rate it |
| 223 |
Get Yer Tits Out! (Lyric only)
When you see a hot woman, or a fat b*stard ... |
'avin a Go | 175 | Rate it |
| 224 |
Tottenham W*nk W*nk W*nk (Lyric only)
W**kers from the lane |
'avin a Go | 174 | Rate it |
| 225 |
Hey Dibble (Lyric only)
One for police and stewards |
'avin a Go | 174 | Rate it |
| 226 |
Disco Dancing Lampard (Lyric only)
A real mover and shaker |
Funny | 174 | |
| 227 |
Cheap Scousers (Lyric only)
Poor Scousers, in tracksuits all the time |
Made Up | 173 | |
| 228 |
Jingle Bells (Lyric only)
Festive Spirit Anyone? |
Classics | 173 | |
| 229 |
Petr Cech (Lyric only)
Song for Chelsea's top goalkeeper |
Hall of Fame | 170 | |
| 230 |
Oh Fulham Road (Lyric only)
A wonderful place |
Made Up | 170 | Rate it |
| 231 |
Its So Easy (Lyric only)
sung at upton park where we beat the scum 4 ... |
'avin a Go | 169 | |
| 232 |
Do The Obi Mikel (Lyric only)
Obi Mikel chant to the tune of the Hokey Cokey |
Classics | 169 | |
| 233 |
John Terry (To Anderson Tune) (Lyric only)
it is to the anderson song |
Made Up | 168 | |
| 234 |
Ballack Wonderland (Lyric only)
Der Kaiser (Ed: Not sure this one is in the ... |
Made Up | 168 | Rate it |
| 235 |
We Want You To Stay! (Lyric only)
Sung to the Guss himself |
Hall of Fame | 165 | |
| 236 |
Back To Your Sh** Hole (Lyric only)
Sing it to the scousers |
'avin a Go | 162 | |
| 237 |
Chelsea White And Blue (Lyric only)
SUNG TO THE TUNE OF DAISY DAISY |
Classics | 162 | |
| 238 |
Have You Eaten All Your Mates? (Lyric only)
To fat players. Rooney springs to mind |
'avin a Go | 161 | Rate it |
| 239 |
Disco Dancing Ballack (Lyric only)
The German dancer |
Funny | 160 | Rate it |
| 240 |
What Side Of The Shed (Lyric only)
Sing it proud my son - Classic Chelsea, whatever area ... |
Classics | 159 | |
| 241 |
Frankieee Lampard (Lyric only)
Frank Lampards song! |
Hall of Fame | 158 | |
| 242 |
Carvalho (Lyric only)
One for our skillful defender |
Hall of Fame | 156 | |
| 243 |
What's It Like To Shag A Sheep (Lyric only)
OOOOH ARRR its ambrosia |
'avin a Go | 156 | Rate it |
| 244 |
Proud To Love The Chelsea (Lyric only)
You better be |
Classics | 154 | |
| 245 |
Cheat Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Diving s*it |
Funny | 154 | |
| 246 |
Blame It On Riise (Lyric only)
To annoy the scousers |
Funny | 154 | Rate it |
| 247 |
Anti-Hammers Chant!! (Lyric only)
Berkshire Hunts the lot of them |
Made Up | 153 | |
| 248 |
Franco Di Santo (Lyric only)
Franco Di Santo |
Made Up | 152 | |
| 249 |
You Stole My Holiday (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham when XL went bust |
Funny | 152 | Rate it |
| 250 |
I Dont Care About Rio (Lyric only)
Super John Terry |
Hall of Fame | 152 | Rate it |
| 251 |
Riccy Carvalho (Lyric only)
Carvalho song |
Hall of Fame | 151 | |
| 252 |
Blues Go Up The Red Goes Down (Lyric only)
CHELSEA! |
Made Up | 151 | |
| 253 |
Put Your Hands Up For Mikel (Lyric only)
This would create a great atmosphere |
Made Up | 151 | |
| 254 |
Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box (Lyric only)
Cheat |
'avin a Go | 150 | |
| 255 |
JT Is Superman (Lyric only)
Mr. Bionic |
Hall of Fame | 150 | Rate it |
| 256 |
You're Not Fit To Wipe My Arse (Lyric only)
To poor, poor, POOR opposition. Like Fulham |
'avin a Go | 149 | Rate it |
| 257 |
You Got Battered (Lyric only)
One for Tottenham after being done by the police in ... |
'avin a Go | 148 | Rate it |
| 258 |
If You Follow Leeds (Lyric only)
Dirty. To the tune of "If you like a lot ... |
'avin a Go | 148 | Rate it |
| 259 |
Who Are Qpr (Lyric only)
Who are you again? |
'avin a Go | 148 | Rate it |
| 260 |
Sh*t Ground Sh*t Fans (Lyric only)
When we venture to a hole in the ground |
'avin a Go | 146 | |
| 261 |
Benches (Lyric only)
Come on subs |
Funny | 146 | Rate it |
| 262 |
Bosingwa Kicked Him Up The Arse (Lyric only)
This was priceless |
Made Up | 144 | Rate it |
| 263 |
Let's All Have A Disco (Lyric only)
D-I-S-C-O |
Funny | 144 | Rate it |
| 264 |
The Best Behaved Supporters (Lyric only)
It's true you know. Both of them :) |
Funny | 142 | Rate it |
| 265 |
Is It Bosingwa (Lyric only)
He likes getting up. |
Made Up | 142 | |
| 266 |
It's Anelka! (Lyric only)
Good quick made up chant for Anelka |
Made Up | 141 | |
| 267 |
Does Your Butler Know Your Here? (Lyric only)
Funny aimed at pathetic Fulham "support" |
Funny | 140 | Rate it |
| 268 |
My Garden Shed (Lyric only)
When at s*it away stadiums |
'avin a Go | 139 | |
| 269 |
Barmy Army (Lyric only)
Barmy Blues |
Classics | 139 | Rate it |
| 270 |
Stand Up If You've Got A Job (Lyric only)
Funny if sung at the scousers |
'avin a Go | 139 | Rate it |
| 271 |
Sing Yer Hearts Out For The Lads (Lyric only)
When the t!ts ain't coming out........ |
Classics | 139 | Rate it |
| 272 |
Build a Bonfire (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of, Oh My Darling |
'avin a Go | 138 | Rate it |
| 273 |
You Always Win F*ck All (Lyric only)
To lower established teams |
'avin a Go | 138 | Rate it |
| 274 |
You're Scum (Lyric only)
To Scousers, Mancs, Leeds folk, Millwall etc etc etc |
'avin a Go | 138 | Rate it |
| 275 |
The Referre's A W*nker (Lyric only)
When we are robbed |
'avin a Go | 138 | Rate it |
| 276 |
If You Leave Me Now... (Lyric only)
Tune of "if you leave me now" by Chicago |
Classics | 137 | |
| 277 |
Who Ever You Are (Lyric only)
Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea |
Made Up | 136 | |
| 278 |
Loyal To The Chelsea (Lyric only)
Made up one to sing in return to "Where Were ... |
Made Up | 136 | Rate it |
| 279 |
Here For The Chelsea (Lyric only)
That's why they came, sung to opposing fans |
'avin a Go | 135 | Rate it |
| 280 |
She Fell Over (Lyric only)
When some little bitch dives or takes a dramatic tumble |
'avin a Go | 135 | Rate it |
| 281 |
We Can See You Sneeking Out (Lyric only)
Always a good day when this is song |
'avin a Go | 134 | |
| 282 |
Desailly (Lyric only)
Big Marcel |
Hall of Fame | 134 | Rate it |
| 283 |
You're Supposed To Be In Jail (Lyric only)
Gerrard on trial for assault. Also Joey Barton song |
'avin a Go | 134 | Rate it |
| 284 |
You're Not Famous Anymore (Lyric only)
Sung by Chelsea FC fans to Nottingham Forest fans |
'avin a Go | 133 | |
| 285 |
Kalou V.2 (Lyric only)
We love our Kalou! |
Made Up | 133 | |
| 286 |
You're Not Going Home (To Scousers) (Lyric only)
They have no home, just boxes in slums |
'avin a Go | 133 | Rate it |
| 287 |
Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only)
When oppostion manager is on a poor run |
'avin a Go | 133 | Rate it |
| 288 |
Sheep Shaggin' Bast*rd (Lyric only)
For the country bumpkins, OOOH ARRRR |
'avin a Go | 133 | Rate it |
| 289 |
Diva Ronaldo (Lyric only)
To the tune Viva Ronaldo |
Made Up | 132 | Rate it |
| 290 |
We're Going To Rome (Lyric only)
Rome 09 |
Classics | 131 | |
| 291 |
We Want Zola Back (Lyric only)
Come back great one |
Classics | 131 | Rate it |
| 292 |
We Are Going To Rome (Lyric only)
We're going to Rome |
Classics | 131 | Rate it |
| 293 |
Going To Rome (Lyric only)
We will be victorious |
Classics | 130 | Rate it |
| 294 |
Sad Macken B***Ard (Lyric only)
Well they did have that sh*t Keane managing them |
'avin a Go | 129 | Rate it |
| 295 |
Whos That Man We All Adore (Lyric only)
Lampard better than Gerrard |
Made Up | 129 | |
| 296 |
Feed The Geordies (Lyric only)
Have not won much, have you? |
'avin a Go | 128 | Rate it |
| 297 |
Who Do We Love (Lyric only)
Who Else |
Classics | 128 | Rate it |
| 298 |
One Job Between You (Lyric only)
Sung to scousers |
'avin a Go | 126 | Rate it |
| 299 |
You're Not Fit To Referre (Lyric only)
Mike Riley anyone? |
'avin a Go | 126 | Rate it |
| 300 |
Empty Seats (Lyric only)
When at poorly supported away teams |
'avin a Go | 126 | Rate it |
| 301 |
Diver Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Ronaldo chant from Chelsea |
'avin a Go | 126 | |
| 302 |
No Noise From The Pizza Boys (Lyric only)
Sung away to Juventus at the Stadio Olympiaco 2008 |
'avin a Go | 126 | |
| 303 |
Juliano Belletti #2 (Lyric only)
This man is becoming a cult hero!!! |
Hall of Fame | 125 | Rate it |
| 304 |
Andy Reid (Lyric only)
Big, Fat Andy Reid |
'avin a Go | 125 | |
| 305 |
Get To Work You Lazy T*at (Lyric only)
When someone is not pulling their weight. |
'avin a Go | 124 | Rate it |
| 306 |
Steve Bruce (Lyric only)
Sung at steve bruce when we beat them 2-1 28/02/09 |
'avin a Go | 124 | Rate it |
| 307 |
One Micheal Mancienne! (Lyric only)
A song for a future Chelsea legend! |
Hall of Fame | 124 | |
| 308 |
We'll Never Play You Again (Lyric only)
Chelsea singing to Fulham |
'avin a Go | 123 | Rate it |
| 309 |
You'Re Gonna Win F*Ck All (Lyric only)
To the ever youthful Arsenal teams. How many years can ... |
'avin a Go | 123 | Rate it |
| 310 |
We're Stayin At Home (Lyric only)
Sung at Arsenal, Fuck UEFA |
Classics | 123 | Rate it |
| 311 |
Is That All She Get's At Home (Lyric only)
Sung by the Chelsea fans to a male streaker at ... |
Funny | 122 | |
| 312 |
Its So Easy At The Lane (Lyric only)
Song to our North London rivals |
'avin a Go | 122 | |
| 313 |
What The F**King Hell Is That (Lyric only)
Sung at anyone who f**ks up!!!!! |
'avin a Go | 121 | Rate it |
| 314 |
Michael Mancienne (Lyric only)
His middle name is Iain |
Hall of Fame | 121 | Rate it |
| 315 |
You're S*it And You Know You Are (Lyric only)
Tell it like it is |
'avin a Go | 120 | Rate it |
| 316 |
Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
Sh!t on the scum |
Classics | 120 | Rate it |
| 317 |
Is That All You Take Away (Lyric only)
When fans bring f*ck all away supporters with them |
'avin a Go | 119 | Rate it |
| 318 |
Riley Your A C*nt! (Lyric only)
Chelsea vent their anger at the referee |
'avin a Go | 117 | |
| 319 |
You're Shish (Lyric only)
Chelsea Fans to the Turks (Galatasary Fans) at Stamford Bridge |
Funny | 116 | Rate it |
| 320 |
You Live In A Hovel (Lyric only)
Sung to hull fans away |
'avin a Go | 116 | Rate it |
| 321 |
Di Santo (Lyric only)
One for the future |
Hall of Fame | 115 | Rate it |
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