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Latest Chelsea chants

The Double (Lyric only)
To all the Scourers, Man ...

We Saved Your History (Lyric ...
Sung to Liverpool after we ...

Joleon Lescot The Elephant Man ...
Whoever he's playing for

Dimitar Dimitar (Lyric only)
Whoever he's playing for

One England Captain (Lyric only)
John Terry, Captain, Leader, Legend.

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Chant Type Views
(90 day)
Pie Rating
1 Chelsea, Chelsea
Makes the hair on the back of your neck stand ...
Anthems 10,519
4.85714
2 Carefree
One of my favourites, catchy fanchant, good ringtone. (Ed: Better ...
Anthems 10,472
4.94286
3 Who The F**K Are Man United
Who are they again?
'avin a Go 9,033
4.84615
4 Didier Drogba
Ode to the dark destroyer.
Hall of Fame 8,695
5.0
5 In Your Liverpool Slums
Filthy scousers.
'avin a Go 7,073
5.0
6 Follow, Follow, Follow
One of the best nights at Stamford Bridge paid homage ...
Classics 6,805
4.71428
7 Celery
She loves that celery. Ed: Better recording added
Anthems 6,643
4.8
8 Super Frankie Lampard
Our top man. Better audio added
Hall of Fame 6,212
4.92308
9 Blowing Bubbles
Mocking West Ham... Amongst a few other rivals.
'avin a Go 6,074
5.0
10 Hello, Hello We Are The Chelsea Boys
Another classic and makes a good ringtone.
Anthems 5,635
4.90909
11 Who's That Team They Call the Chelsea
Great fanchant. Always a pleasure.
Classics 5,382
5.0
12 Chelsea Till I Die
And forever after..
Classics 5,338
4.87499
13 Kalou Song
Best Kalou song by a mile - good Youtube in ...
Hall of Fame 5,174
4.71429
14 Keep The Blue Flag Flying High
Still flying and off to Wembley.
Anthems 4,939
5.0
15 Speak F*cking English
Sang at the Geordies
'avin a Go 4,841
5.0
16 F**k Em All
Up your's.
Classics 4,750
5.0
17 Joey Cole
For the boy wonder.
Hall of Fame 4,034
5.0
18 10 Men Went to Mow
All time classic and one of the best footy fanchants ...
Anthems 3,965
5.0
19 John Arne Riise
Great goal, goal of the eason maybe.
Funny 3,910
5.0
20 Jose Mourinho
For the Special One.
Hall of Fame 3,898
4.71429
21 When The Blues Go Steaming In
Classic and one of our favourites, I wanna be in ...
Classics 3,544
4.81818
22 Chelsea Boys Are Gonna Get Ya
Old time classic. Not the best recording, sorry..
Classics 3,532
4.875
23 Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Lalala!!!
Doin tha bouncy!!
'avin a Go 3,207
5.0
24 La La La Chelsea
Another classic fanchant, best sung drunk (as were the lads ...
Classics 3,168
5.0
25 Michael Essien
Our top midfielder?
Hall of Fame 3,037
4.85714
26 We Hate Tottenham
Say no more.
'avin a Go 2,865
5.0
27 Stand Up For The Champions
Won't be long before were singing this again.
Classics 2,749
5.0
28 Que Sera Sera
On Our Way To Wembley!
Classics 2,696
4.8
29 We All Follow The Chelsea
We'll even go to Leicester! (Ed: Better recording added)
Classics 2,582
5.0
30 We Love You Chelsea
Amen to that.
Classics 2,521
4.6
31 Oh Wayne Bridge
Ode to the man who put it up the Arse.
Hall of Fame 2,505
5.0
32 Spell It Out: C H E L S E A
Sing it out. This one is too long for a ...
Classics 2,428
4.625
33 Chelsea (Clapping)
Sung every week. Great ringtone.
Classics 2,366
5.0
34 Chelsea, Champions
Another crackin' ringtone and a bloomin' pleasure to sing.
Classics 2,357
4.33333
35 Chelsea Score
Hear Chelsea score everytime your phone rings.
Classics 2,335
4.42857
36 Top Of The League
Laughing all season, great ringtone.
Classics 2,262
4.8
37 Gianfranco Zola
The number 25 should be retired. (Tune of I love ...
Hall of Fame 2,141
5.0
38 You Are My Sunshine
Old classic hummed to (Ed: Thanks to Liam for the ...
Classics 2,032
4.5
39 Forever and Ever
Keeping the blue flag flying high. Not available as a ...
Classics 2,019
5.0
40 Horn Chelsea
Classic ringtone.
Anthems 1,900
5.0
41 Come On Chelsea
Come on!!!
Anthems 1,853
5.0
42 No One Can Stop Us Now!
Chelsea song: 1994 FA Cup Final Song.
Classics 1,747
4.66667
43 We're Going To Moscow
Live for now, great Chelsea ringtone.
Vintage 1,706
5.0
44 King Of Stamford Bridge (Chorus Only)
Ed: Chorus only but better than what we have
Hall of Fame 1,700
5.0
45 We Shall Not Be Moved Champs League
Great ringtone.
Anthems 1,642
5.0
46 Chelsea Reject
Sung to any ex Chelsea player
'avin a Go 1,583
4.5
47 Your Support
Well if it ain't C.F.C.
'avin a Go 1,504
5.0
48 Osgood
Ode to the legendary Peter Osgood. Unfortunately not the greatest ...
Hall of Fame 1,503
5.0
49 Champions!
We'll be singing this one for years to come. THE ...
Classics 1,438
5.0
50 There's Only One Team In Fulham
Taunting our poor neighbours.
Anthems 1,401
5.0
51 When The Blues Go Steaming In (Chorus)
Without the zig or the zag.
Anthems 1,390
5.0
52 10 Men Went To Mow (Longer version)
Longer version of the Chelsea anthem
Anthems 1,378
5.0
53 Dennis Wise
Fantastic night in Milan!!!
Hall of Fame 1,369
5.0
54 Juliano Belletti
For our Brazilian superstar
Hall of Fame 1,281
4.66667
55 We All Hate Leeds...
An old one from the 70's but still sung today
'avin a Go 1,271
5.0
56 Who Are Ya?
Great ringtone.
'avin a Go 1,257
5.0
57 You're Worse Than Sunderland
Sang at the Geordies, bless em.
'avin a Go 1,250
5.0
58 You Are S*it, You Are S*it
Telling em straight.
'avin a Go 1,194
4.75
59 Does The Circus Know You're Here
Sang at Pompey to resident clown Peter Crouch
'avin a Go 1,190
5.0
60 Stand Up For The Special One
Another for Jose.
Vintage 1,189
5.0
61 Andriy Shevchenko
One of a few songs we have for the man ...
Hall of Fame 1,164
5.0
62 You're Not Singing Anymore
Part timers, sung at opposing fans when they are losing ...
'avin a Go 1,101
5.0
63 Matthew Harding's Blue Army
Keeps on marching on, never forgotton
Hall of Fame 1,074
5.0
64 When The Saints
Heard at Pompey last year, sang to wind em up.
'avin a Go 1,051
5.0
65 He Comes From The Ukraine
Another for the big man.
Hall of Fame 1,027
5.0
66 We Hate Tottenham Fast
A faster version, just to show how much we hate ...
'avin a Go 1,026
5.0
67 Cheerio
Explains itself
'avin a Go 1,019
5.0
68 Shall We Sing A Song For You
Chanted at Vicarage Road in the F.A cup
'avin a Go 978
5.0
69 Robert Fleck
One of the best strikers for Chelsea and Rangers.
Hall of Fame 933
5.0
70 It's So Quiet Fratton Park
Rubbish atmosphere at Pompey
'avin a Go 925
4.0
71 Down With The Tottenham
Sang when it looked like Spurs were going down
'avin a Go 922
5.0
72 You're Supposed To Be At Home
Outsung and out played.
'avin a Go 889
5.0
73 Champions League Larff
Laughing all the way to the final
'avin a Go 880
4.75
74 Come On!
Sung back in the s**t old days, and still sung ...
Classics 873
4.4
75 We Forgot That You Were 'ere
We never hear a peep at Fulham's library.
'avin a Go 869
5.0
76 Where's The Bell?
Sung at Pompey looking for that freak of nature
'avin a Go 855
5.0
77 One Stand Singing
It's all gone quiet over there
'avin a Go 837
5.0
78 Can You Hear The Bell Ring
Sang at Pompey when Quasimodo their famous bell ringer couldn't ...
'avin a Go 830
5.0
79 Have You Ever Seen The Geordies Win The League
Well have you?
'avin a Go 827
5.0
80 One Song
To supporters with little imagination
'avin a Go 824
5.0
81 Score, Score, Score
Ed: Not the best recording but worth putting up
Classics 796
5.0
82 It's All Quiet
When they are all hushed
'avin a Go 780
5.0
83 Attack, Attack
Could make a classic ringtone to profile someone.
Classics 769
5.0
84 We Were There
Normally sung Vs Middlesboro (1997) and Villa (2000).
Classics 750
5.0
85 Attack, Attack
Prompting the lads to get into em
Classics 722
5.0
86 Torres Song - half a boy and half a girl (Lyric only)
One Of Our Favourites (Ed: just letting this one in ...
'avin a Go 1,758
5.0
87 Funny Torres Song (Lyric only)
Great Torres song
Funny 1,304
5.0
88 Blue Is The Colour (Lyric only)
Blue is the colour - FC CHELSEA anthem
Classics 1,289
3.66667
89 New John Terry Song (Lyric only)
jt26
Made Up 1,282
3.77778
90 I Wanna Be A Chelsea Ranger (Lyric only)
Often sung in the SoBar. Far from a family song.
Funny 1,105
5.0
91 Chelsea Alouette (Lyric only)
If you don't want such a wife...
Funny 947
5.0
92 Kalou Song Verse 1& 2 (Lyric only)
2 Reasons why we love Solomon Kalou!
Made Up 878
5.0
93 We hate Liverpool FC (Lyric only)
We hate Liverpool FC (Good Youtube)
Classics 825
5.0
94 Anti Gerrard (Lyric only)
Scouse bastard
'avin a Go 763
5.0
95 Alex Ferguson (Lyric only)
Premier League trophy
Classics 731
5.0
96 One England Captain (Lyric only)
John Terry, Captain, Leader, Legend.
Hall of Fame 700
5.0
97 New Chant We Saved Your History (Lyric only)
Sung to Liverpool after we beat them 2-0
'avin a Go 682
5.0
98 Red's Not The Colour (Lyric only)
''They'' refers to Arsenal, Liverpool or Man U and ''we'' ...
Made Up 668 Rate it
99 You Are My Chelsea (Lyric only)
You are my Chelsea, my only Chelsea.
Classics 643
5.0
100 In Response To No History (Lyric only)
Funny Sh*t
Made Up 624
3.0
101 John Terry (Carefree Tune) (Lyric only)
John Terry is a hero
Made Up 616
2.0
102 Big Drogba (Lyric only)
Another one for the big man
Hall of Fame 612
4.0
103 Who Needs Wayne Rooney? (Lyric only)
Rooney you fat s*!t
Made Up 589
3.66667
104 Follow Malouda (Lyric only)
Great Chelsea Song (To the tune of "Follow the Leader")
Hall of Fame 573
5.0
105 That C**t Ronaldo (Lyric only)
To the tune That Boy Ronaldo
'avin a Go 560
5.0
106 Ashley Cole Song (Lyric only)
Tune of Lets go mental..Sung at Arsenal
'avin a Go 558 Rate it
107 Cheryl Cole Song (Lyric only)
avin a go
Made Up 538
2.25
108 F*ck Of Scouse Sung In Return To Chelsea No History (Lyric only)
Funny having a go...
Made Up 503
4.875
109 New Chant The Double (Lyric only)
To all the Scourers, Man Ure etc
'avin a Go 493
5.0
110 One Team In London (Lyric only)
Sung when our London neighbours play us
'avin a Go 490
5.0
111 Gerrard's In Prison, What's His Missus Doing? (Lyric only)
Oh Alex Curran, you typical Scouse (Ed: Sorry SG - ...
'avin a Go 477
5.0
112 Posh Spice (Lyric only)
Frank Lampard better than Beckham
'avin a Go 472
5.0
113 John Terry (Lyric only)
John Terry
Made Up 463
5.0
114 Joe Cole (Lyric only)
To the tune of 'Heigh Ho'
Made Up 463 Rate it
115 Be A Tottenham Fan?! F**K Off!! (Lyric only)
classic chels!!
Classics 457
4.66667
116 You Are A Scouser (Lyric only)
Having a pop at the scouse.
Funny 447
5.0
117 Dimitar Dimitar (Lyric only)
Whoever he's playing for
Funny 442
5.0
118 Bring Back My Foreskin (Lyric only)
This one's for Tottenham
'avin a Go 434
3.66667
119 Be A Chelsea Fan (Lyric only)
You tough enough? (Ed: eplace West Ham with other rivals ...
Classics 434
5.0
120 Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
John Terry
Hall of Fame 432 Rate it
121 Abramovich (Lyric only)
The owner
Hall of Fame 430
5.0
122 Another Anti-Gerrard (Lyric only)
Prick
'avin a Go 420
5.0
123 Blue Day (Lyric only)
Blue Day anyone?????
Classics 415 Rate it
124 Arsenal (Lyric only)
Sh*te Arsenal
Made Up 413
5.0
125 Chelsea Aggro (Lyric only)
Not the most common chant. Personal favourite though.
Classics 384
5.0
126 Rooney The Man U Scums Fatman (Lyric only)
He's a lard arse
Made Up 379 Rate it
127 Didier Droga (Lyric only)
Didier Drogba
Made Up 363
5.0
128 Best Trip (Lyric only)
Sang at our successful away matches
Classics 363
5.0
129 Adebayor - His Dad Washes Elephants (Lyric only)
ode to adebayor lol
'avin a Go 354 Rate it
130 Branny Ivanovic (Lyric only)
Super Branny Ivanovic
Made Up 343
5.0
131 Steven Gerrard (Lyric only)
hate the Scousers!
'avin a Go 342
5.0
132 Who's That C***Ing Over Your Bird (About Promiscuous Alex Curran) (Lyric only)
Rumour has it........
'avin a Go 335 Rate it
133 Tevez Song (Lyric only)
Funny one for Scumchesters Argie...
'avin a Go 332
5.0
134 Joleon Lescot The Elephant Man (Lyric only)
Whoever he's playing for
Funny 327 Rate it
135 In Response To F*Ck Off Chelsea Fc (To The Tune Of Athenry) (Lyric only)
In response to F*ck off Chelsea FC
Made Up 324
3.0
136 Stick Your Camera Up Your Arse (Lyric only)
Sung at the scumbag tourists and west standers who give ...
'avin a Go 318
5.0
137 John Terry (To Rooney Song) (Lyric only)
John terry is the new Pele
Made Up 316
1.0
138 Chim Chimenee (Lyric only)
Anti-West Ham
'avin a Go 313 Rate it
139 Michael Ballack (Lyric only)
Michael Ballack
Made Up 312
5.0
140 Abramovich (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of Robin Hood (riding through the ...
Hall of Fame 310
5.0
141 Frank Lampard (Lyric only)
Frank Lampard song
Made Up 310
4.33333
142 When Spurs Went To Rome (Lyric only)
What else would he say?
Classics 310 Rate it
143 Fat Paris Hilton (For Voronin, Possibly Torres) (Lyric only)
True, true.
Funny 308
3.0
144 Loyal Supporters (Lyric only)
We Are The Chelsea Boys
Classics 306 Rate it
145 Goal Kick (Lyric only)
Sung when opposition keeper takes a goal kick
'avin a Go 292
3.0
146 Super Chelsea (Lyric only)
Come on you blues!
Classics 290
5.0
147 One Dead Granny Steven Ireland Had (Lyric only)
She's dead, no wait, she's not, is she? To the ...
Funny 288
5.0
148 Arsenal, Always Cheating (Lyric only)
Fancy football, no end product, so they dive.
'avin a Go 286
3.66667
149 Disco Dancing Drogba (Lyric only)
Drogbacite, check it out
Funny 278 Rate it
150 Feed The Scousers (Lyric only)
Funny as f**k
Funny 277 Rate it
151 I Can't Help Falling In Love With Chelsea (Lyric only)
Love the Blues
Vintage 277 Rate it
152 Where's Ya Silverware? (Lyric only)
For the Gooners
'avin a Go 275
5.0
153 Should Have Died In The Tunnel (Sung To Ronaldo) (Lyric only)
Sung to Ronaldo after his car crash
'avin a Go 274
5.0
154 John Terry (Lyric only)
John Terry (To the tune of Adam and the Ants ...
Made Up 274
5.0
155 Elephant Man (Lyric only)
Taking the mick out of Lescott
'avin a Go 272
5.0
156 You're Going Home (Lyric only)
Chelsea fans to a group of St John Ambulance volunteers.
Funny 271
5.0
157 In Dublins Fair City (Lyric only)
Quality
Classics 270
3.0
158 Little Poor Scouser (Lyric only)
To Everton or Liverpool
'avin a Go 268 Rate it
159 God Save Our Team (Lyric only)
God Save the Chelsea
Made Up 265 Rate it
160 Debt Free Chelsea (Lyric only)
Get the cheque book out
Funny 265 Rate it
161 Tommy Baldwin (Lyric only)
One for the great man
Hall of Fame 265 Rate it
162 Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets (Lyric only)
Cause you're shit!
Anthems 263
5.0
163 Steven Gerrard (Lyric only)
Steven Gerrard - Ed: Not the views of the management
'avin a Go 262 Rate it
164 Mikey Ballack (Lyric only)
Song for Michael Ballack
Made Up 258
4.5
165 Guus Hiddink (Lyric only)
Abramovich's buddy needs a song
Made Up 254
5.0
166 Ferguson Are You Listening (Lyric only)
We want our trophy back
'avin a Go 252
3.66667
167 Ashley Cole (Lyric only)
Top player
Hall of Fame 247
5.0
168 Super Lampard (Lyric only)
Lampard Is The Best
Made Up 246 Rate it
169 Taking The P*ss (Lyric only)
HAHAHA
Anthems 246 Rate it
170 Anelka (Lyric only)
Song for Nicolas Anelka song
Made Up 245
3.0
171 Terry, Terry, Terry (Lyric only)
JT is immense
Hall of Fame 245
4.0
172 Delia Smith (Lyric only)
Sung to Norwich Fans 04/05 season
Funny 240 Rate it
173 Viva Malouda (Lyric only)
Le Bleu
Hall of Fame 239 Rate it
174 No Future (Lyric only)
F*ck Arsenal
'avin a Go 239 Rate it
175 Walkin down the Fulham Road (Lyric only)
Runnin' down the Fulham Road.
Classics 238
5.0
176 When We Find Ourselves In Times Of Trouble, John Terry (Lyric only)
The Chelsea Supremo
Hall of Fame 236
5.0
177 Oh Frankie Lampard (Lyric only)
Sang to melody of "I love you baby" or chant ...
Hall of Fame 230 Rate it
178 If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
Tottenham Scum
'avin a Go 229
2.0
179 Scary Alex (Lyric only)
Would you stand up to him?
Made Up 227
5.0
180 Makalele (Lyric only)
Our unsung hero
Hall of Fame 227 Rate it
181 In Your Liverpool Slums V2 (Lyric only)
Unhygienic lot
'avin a Go 226 Rate it
182 Come On You Boys In Blue (Lyric only)
A new Chelsea Anthem Maybe?
Classics 226
5.0
183 Wank*R Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Sung about the winker to the tune of Hokey Kokey
Made Up 226 Rate it
184 Petr Cech (Lyric only)
Made up song for Petr Cech, Chelsea's goalie
Made Up 225 Rate it
185 Pompey (Lyric only)
Song in response to "Play Up Pompey"
'avin a Go 222 Rate it
186 Football Ground You're Having A Laugh (Lyric only)
When we go to, ehem, "grounds" of a poor quality
'avin a Go 218 Rate it
187 A Little Bit Of Sheva In Our Lives (Lyric only)
To Mambo No 5
Funny 213
5.0
188 Follow Follow Follow 2009 (Lyric only)
Sorry Bridgie, we got a new man from Serbia who ...
Made Up 213
5.0
189 One For Deco (Lyric only)
Art Deco
Made Up 212 Rate it
190 Cech Has Got His Hat On (Lyric only)
A Fine Piece of Headwear
Hall of Fame 212
5.0
191 Ode To Anelka (Lyric only)
Our fox in the box (To the tune of "Come ...
Hall of Fame 208
5.0
192 Where's Your Famous Atmosphere (Lyric only)
Sung at the Old Trafford library.
'avin a Go 206 Rate it
193 Wheels On Your House Go Round.... (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham Fans
'avin a Go 205
5.0
194 Who Let The Drogs Out (Lyric only)
Another song for our Dark Destroyer (To the tune of ...
Hall of Fame 203
5.0
195 Chopper John Terry (Lyric only)
Song for Chelsea's captain John Terry
Hall of Fame 202
5.0
196 Chelsea Boys We Are Here (Lyric only)
Avin a laugh
Classics 200 Rate it
197 Viva Ronaldo (With A Twist) (Lyric only)
Have a go at Ronaldo
'avin a Go 199 Rate it
198 You'Ve Never Had A Bath (Lyric only)
Smelly, shitty scousers
'avin a Go 198
3.66667
199 Bosingwa Kung Fu (Lyric only)
Kicked him nicely
Made Up 198 Rate it
200 We All Hate Leeds Scum (Lyric only)
It's very true
'avin a Go 195 Rate it
201 Scouser Scum (Lyric only)
Scousers
'avin a Go 194 Rate it
202 Frank Lebeouf (Lyric only)
One for a quality former player
Hall of Fame 192 Rate it
203 Ere's To Da Slag Dat I Love Best (Lyric only)
Live video from "So Bar"
Funny 190
5.0
204 Blue Heart (Lyric only)
For true Chelsea fans
Made Up 188
5.0
205 Ricardo Quaresma (Lyric only)
One for the new man
Made Up 188
3.66667
206 In The Town Of Wolverhampton (Lyric only)
A classic song
Classics 188 Rate it
207 I Was Born Under Da Chelsea Shed (To Da Tune I Was Born Under A Wandering Star) (Lyric only)
Sang to rivals
'avin a Go 187
5.0
208 Kalou 2 (Lyric only)
Kalou Song for his goal against Man Utd This Season ...
Made Up 184 Rate it
209 Franco Di Santo (Lyric only)
Franco Di Santo
Hall of Fame 184
3.66667
210 You're Not Very Good (Lyric only)
If you wanna be nice about it or near a ...
'avin a Go 184 Rate it
211 Essien-En-En (Lyric only)
This man is awesome. Behold the Bison
Made Up 182 Rate it
212 Could Be Worse (Lyric only)
Very true indeed. What a shambles of a team they ...
Funny 182 Rate it
213 Disco Dancing Terry (Lyric only)
Captain Dancetastic
Funny 182 Rate it
214 Gianfranco Zola (Lyric only)
Chelsea fans sing about Agent Zola's exploits at upton park
Hall of Fame 181
5.0
215 Bouncy!!!!! (Lyric only)
Sung while bouncing of course
Classics 181
5.0
216 Town Full Of Scrubbers (Lyric only)
Manc U.S.A. would take offense to this
'avin a Go 181 Rate it
217 We Hate You All (Lyric only)
Sung at any of the teams in the song
'avin a Go 180
5.0
218 Petr Cech (Lyric only)
Big Pete
Made Up 179 Rate it
219 Phil Neville (Lyric only)
Our song for our favourite Phil Neville
'avin a Go 178 Rate it
220 We Grieve No More For Your 96 (Lyric only)
No more, you scum
'avin a Go 178 Rate it
221 Juliano Belletti #1 (Lyric only)
This man is becoming a cult hero!!!
Hall of Fame 177
5.0
222 North Stand (Lyric only)
They can't keep themselves quiet either
Classics 177 Rate it
223 Get Yer Tits Out! (Lyric only)
When you see a hot woman, or a fat b*stard ...
'avin a Go 175 Rate it
224 Tottenham W*nk W*nk W*nk (Lyric only)
W**kers from the lane
'avin a Go 174 Rate it
225 Hey Dibble (Lyric only)
One for police and stewards
'avin a Go 174 Rate it
226 Disco Dancing Lampard (Lyric only)
A real mover and shaker
Funny 174
5.0
227 Cheap Scousers (Lyric only)
Poor Scousers, in tracksuits all the time
Made Up 173
3.0
228 Jingle Bells (Lyric only)
Festive Spirit Anyone?
Classics 173
3.0
229 Petr Cech (Lyric only)
Song for Chelsea's top goalkeeper
Hall of Fame 170
4.5
230 Oh Fulham Road (Lyric only)
A wonderful place
Made Up 170 Rate it
231 Its So Easy (Lyric only)
sung at upton park where we beat the scum 4 ...
'avin a Go 169
5.0
232 Do The Obi Mikel (Lyric only)
Obi Mikel chant to the tune of the Hokey Cokey
Classics 169
5.0
233 John Terry (To Anderson Tune) (Lyric only)
it is to the anderson song
Made Up 168
1.0
234 Ballack Wonderland (Lyric only)
Der Kaiser (Ed: Not sure this one is in the ...
Made Up 168 Rate it
235 We Want You To Stay! (Lyric only)
Sung to the Guss himself
Hall of Fame 165
5.0
236 Back To Your Sh** Hole (Lyric only)
Sing it to the scousers
'avin a Go 162
3.0
237 Chelsea White And Blue (Lyric only)
SUNG TO THE TUNE OF DAISY DAISY
Classics 162
5.0
238 Have You Eaten All Your Mates? (Lyric only)
To fat players. Rooney springs to mind
'avin a Go 161 Rate it
239 Disco Dancing Ballack (Lyric only)
The German dancer
Funny 160 Rate it
240 What Side Of The Shed (Lyric only)
Sing it proud my son - Classic Chelsea, whatever area ...
Classics 159
5.0
241 Frankieee Lampard (Lyric only)
Frank Lampards song!
Hall of Fame 158
5.0
242 Carvalho (Lyric only)
One for our skillful defender
Hall of Fame 156
5.0
243 What's It Like To Shag A Sheep (Lyric only)
OOOOH ARRR its ambrosia
'avin a Go 156 Rate it
244 Proud To Love The Chelsea (Lyric only)
You better be
Classics 154
5.0
245 Cheat Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Diving s*it
Funny 154
3.0
246 Blame It On Riise (Lyric only)
To annoy the scousers
Funny 154 Rate it
247 Anti-Hammers Chant!! (Lyric only)
Berkshire Hunts the lot of them
Made Up 153
3.66667
248 Franco Di Santo (Lyric only)
Franco Di Santo
Made Up 152
5.0
249 You Stole My Holiday (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham when XL went bust
Funny 152 Rate it
250 I Dont Care About Rio (Lyric only)
Super John Terry
Hall of Fame 152 Rate it
251 Riccy Carvalho (Lyric only)
Carvalho song
Hall of Fame 151
5.0
252 Blues Go Up The Red Goes Down (Lyric only)
CHELSEA!
Made Up 151
3.0
253 Put Your Hands Up For Mikel (Lyric only)
This would create a great atmosphere
Made Up 151
5.0
254 Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box (Lyric only)
Cheat
'avin a Go 150
3.0
255 JT Is Superman (Lyric only)
Mr. Bionic
Hall of Fame 150 Rate it
256 You're Not Fit To Wipe My Arse (Lyric only)
To poor, poor, POOR opposition. Like Fulham
'avin a Go 149 Rate it
257 You Got Battered (Lyric only)
One for Tottenham after being done by the police in ...
'avin a Go 148 Rate it
258 If You Follow Leeds (Lyric only)
Dirty. To the tune of "If you like a lot ...
'avin a Go 148 Rate it
259 Who Are Qpr (Lyric only)
Who are you again?
'avin a Go 148 Rate it
260 Sh*t Ground Sh*t Fans (Lyric only)
When we venture to a hole in the ground
'avin a Go 146
5.0
261 Benches (Lyric only)
Come on subs
Funny 146 Rate it
262 Bosingwa Kicked Him Up The Arse (Lyric only)
This was priceless
Made Up 144 Rate it
263 Let's All Have A Disco (Lyric only)
D-I-S-C-O
Funny 144 Rate it
264 The Best Behaved Supporters (Lyric only)
It's true you know. Both of them :)
Funny 142 Rate it
265 Is It Bosingwa (Lyric only)
He likes getting up.
Made Up 142
5.0
266 It's Anelka! (Lyric only)
Good quick made up chant for Anelka
Made Up 141
3.0
267 Does Your Butler Know Your Here? (Lyric only)
Funny aimed at pathetic Fulham "support"
Funny 140 Rate it
268 My Garden Shed (Lyric only)
When at s*it away stadiums
'avin a Go 139
5.0
269 Barmy Army (Lyric only)
Barmy Blues
Classics 139 Rate it
270 Stand Up If You've Got A Job (Lyric only)
Funny if sung at the scousers
'avin a Go 139 Rate it
271 Sing Yer Hearts Out For The Lads (Lyric only)
When the t!ts ain't coming out........
Classics 139 Rate it
272 Build a Bonfire (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of, Oh My Darling
'avin a Go 138 Rate it
273 You Always Win F*ck All (Lyric only)
To lower established teams
'avin a Go 138 Rate it
274 You're Scum (Lyric only)
To Scousers, Mancs, Leeds folk, Millwall etc etc etc
'avin a Go 138 Rate it
275 The Referre's A W*nker (Lyric only)
When we are robbed
'avin a Go 138 Rate it
276 If You Leave Me Now... (Lyric only)
Tune of "if you leave me now" by Chicago
Classics 137
3.0
277 Who Ever You Are (Lyric only)
Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea
Made Up 136
5.0
278 Loyal To The Chelsea (Lyric only)
Made up one to sing in return to "Where Were ...
Made Up 136 Rate it
279 Here For The Chelsea (Lyric only)
That's why they came, sung to opposing fans
'avin a Go 135 Rate it
280 She Fell Over (Lyric only)
When some little bitch dives or takes a dramatic tumble
'avin a Go 135 Rate it
281 We Can See You Sneeking Out (Lyric only)
Always a good day when this is song
'avin a Go 134
5.0
282 Desailly (Lyric only)
Big Marcel
Hall of Fame 134 Rate it
283 You're Supposed To Be In Jail (Lyric only)
Gerrard on trial for assault. Also Joey Barton song
'avin a Go 134 Rate it
284 You're Not Famous Anymore (Lyric only)
Sung by Chelsea FC fans to Nottingham Forest fans
'avin a Go 133
5.0
285 Kalou V.2 (Lyric only)
We love our Kalou!
Made Up 133
4.0
286 You're Not Going Home (To Scousers) (Lyric only)
They have no home, just boxes in slums
'avin a Go 133 Rate it
287 Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only)
When oppostion manager is on a poor run
'avin a Go 133 Rate it
288 Sheep Shaggin' Bast*rd (Lyric only)
For the country bumpkins, OOOH ARRRR
'avin a Go 133 Rate it
289 Diva Ronaldo (Lyric only)
To the tune Viva Ronaldo
Made Up 132 Rate it
290 We're Going To Rome (Lyric only)
Rome 09
Classics 131
5.0
291 We Want Zola Back (Lyric only)
Come back great one
Classics 131 Rate it
292 We Are Going To Rome (Lyric only)
We're going to Rome
Classics 131 Rate it
293 Going To Rome (Lyric only)
We will be victorious
Classics 130 Rate it
294 Sad Macken B***Ard (Lyric only)
Well they did have that sh*t Keane managing them
'avin a Go 129 Rate it
295 Whos That Man We All Adore (Lyric only)
Lampard better than Gerrard
Made Up 129
1.0
296 Feed The Geordies (Lyric only)
Have not won much, have you?
'avin a Go 128 Rate it
297 Who Do We Love (Lyric only)
Who Else
Classics 128 Rate it
298 One Job Between You (Lyric only)
Sung to scousers
'avin a Go 126 Rate it
299 You're Not Fit To Referre (Lyric only)
Mike Riley anyone?
'avin a Go 126 Rate it
300 Empty Seats (Lyric only)
When at poorly supported away teams
'avin a Go 126 Rate it
301 Diver Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Ronaldo chant from Chelsea
'avin a Go 126
5.0
302 No Noise From The Pizza Boys (Lyric only)
Sung away to Juventus at the Stadio Olympiaco 2008
'avin a Go 126
1.0
303 Juliano Belletti #2 (Lyric only)
This man is becoming a cult hero!!!
Hall of Fame 125 Rate it
304 Andy Reid (Lyric only)
Big, Fat Andy Reid
'avin a Go 125
5.0
305 Get To Work You Lazy T*at (Lyric only)
When someone is not pulling their weight.
'avin a Go 124 Rate it
306 Steve Bruce (Lyric only)
Sung at steve bruce when we beat them 2-1 28/02/09
'avin a Go 124 Rate it
307 One Micheal Mancienne! (Lyric only)
A song for a future Chelsea legend!
Hall of Fame 124
5.0
308 We'll Never Play You Again (Lyric only)
Chelsea singing to Fulham
'avin a Go 123 Rate it
309 You'Re Gonna Win F*Ck All (Lyric only)
To the ever youthful Arsenal teams. How many years can ...
'avin a Go 123 Rate it
310 We're Stayin At Home (Lyric only)
Sung at Arsenal, Fuck UEFA
Classics 123 Rate it
311 Is That All She Get's At Home (Lyric only)
Sung by the Chelsea fans to a male streaker at ...
Funny 122
5.0
312 Its So Easy At The Lane (Lyric only)
Song to our North London rivals
'avin a Go 122
5.0
313 What The F**King Hell Is That (Lyric only)
Sung at anyone who f**ks up!!!!!
'avin a Go 121 Rate it
314 Michael Mancienne (Lyric only)
His middle name is Iain
Hall of Fame 121 Rate it
315 You're S*it And You Know You Are (Lyric only)
Tell it like it is
'avin a Go 120 Rate it
316 Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
Sh!t on the scum
Classics 120 Rate it
317 Is That All You Take Away (Lyric only)
When fans bring f*ck all away supporters with them
'avin a Go 119 Rate it
318 Riley Your A C*nt! (Lyric only)
Chelsea vent their anger at the referee
'avin a Go 117
5.0
319 You're Shish (Lyric only)
Chelsea Fans to the Turks (Galatasary Fans) at Stamford Bridge
Funny 116 Rate it
320 You Live In A Hovel (Lyric only)
Sung to hull fans away
'avin a Go 116 Rate it
321 Di Santo (Lyric only)
One for the future
Hall of Fame 115 Rate it

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