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Joleon Lescot The Elephant Man ...
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Dimitar Dimitar (Lyric only)
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John Terry, Captain, Leader, Legend.

Where's Ya Silverware? (Lyric only)
For the Gooners

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hate the Scousers!

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Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Chelsea, Chelsea Makes the hair on the back of your neck stand ...	Anthems	10,366	4.95454
2	Carefree One of my favourites, catchy fanchant, good ringtone. (Ed: Better ...	Anthems	10,257	4.96428
3	Didier Drogba Ode to the dark destroyer.	Hall of Fame	10,047	5.0
4	In Your Liverpool Slums Filthy scousers.	'avin a Go	8,146	5.0
5	Follow, Follow, Follow One of the best nights at Stamford Bridge paid homage ...	Classics	7,632	4.6

6	Blowing Bubbles Mocking West Ham... Amongst a few other rivals.	'avin a Go	7,383	5.0
7	Who The F**K Are Man United Who are they again?	'avin a Go	7,253	4.8
8	Hello, Hello We Are The Chelsea Boys Another classic and makes a good ringtone.	Anthems	6,119	4.9
9	Who's That Team They Call the Chelsea Great fanchant. Always a pleasure.	Classics	5,907	5.0
10	Super Frankie Lampard Our top man. Better audio added	Hall of Fame	5,683	4.9


11	Celery She loves that celery. Ed: Better recording added	Anthems	5,616	4.75
12	Speak F*cking English Sang at the Geordies	'avin a Go	5,188	5.0
13	Chelsea Till I Die And forever after..	Classics	5,163	4.85714
14	Kalou Song Best Kalou song by a mile - good Youtube in ...	Hall of Fame	4,949	4.71429
15	F**k Em All Up your's.	Classics	4,650	5.0

16	John Arne Riise Great goal, goal of the eason maybe.	Funny	4,462	5.0
17	Keep The Blue Flag Flying High Still flying and off to Wembley.	Anthems	4,316	5.0
18	10 Men Went to Mow All time classic and one of the best footy fanchants ...	Anthems	4,037	5.0
19	Joey Cole For the boy wonder.	Hall of Fame	3,818	5.0
20	Michael Essien Our top midfielder?	Hall of Fame	3,709	4.83333


21	Chelsea Boys Are Gonna Get Ya Old time classic. Not the best recording, sorry..	Classics	3,496	4.85714
22	When The Blues Go Steaming In Classic and one of our favourites, I wanna be in ...	Classics	3,362	4.8
23	We Hate Tottenham Say no more.	'avin a Go	3,176	5.0
24	La La La Chelsea Another classic fanchant, best sung drunk (as were the lads ...	Classics	3,108	5.0
25	Jose Mourinho For the Special One.	Hall of Fame	3,098	4.5

26	Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Lalala!!! Doin tha bouncy!!	'avin a Go	3,041	5.0
27	We All Follow The Chelsea We'll even go to Leicester! (Ed: Better recording added)	Classics	2,875	5.0
28	Oh Wayne Bridge Ode to the man who put it up the Arse.	Hall of Fame	2,868	5.0
29	Chelsea Score Hear Chelsea score everytime your phone rings.	Classics	2,659	5.0
30	Spell It Out: C H E L S E A Sing it out. This one is too long for a ...	Classics	2,574	4.5


31	Gianfranco Zola The number 25 should be retired. (Tune of I love ...	Hall of Fame	2,461	5.0
32	We're Going To Moscow Live for now, great Chelsea ringtone.	Vintage	2,393	5.0
33	Chelsea (Clapping) Sung every week. Great ringtone.	Classics	2,358	5.0
34	Forever and Ever Keeping the blue flag flying high. Not available as a ...	Classics	2,315	5.0
35	Que Sera Sera On Our Way To Wembley!	Classics	2,301	4.75

36	We Love You Chelsea Amen to that.	Classics	2,237	4.33333
37	Come On Chelsea Come on!!!	Anthems	2,048	5.0
38	Horn Chelsea Classic ringtone.	Anthems	1,891	5.0
39	Top Of The League Laughing all season, great ringtone.	Classics	1,881	4.66667
40	King Of Stamford Bridge (Chorus Only) Ed: Chorus only but better than what we have	Hall of Fame	1,857	5.0


41	Stand Up For The Champions Won't be long before were singing this again.	Classics	1,842	5.0
42	You Are My Sunshine Old classic hummed to (Ed: Thanks to Liam for the ...	Classics	1,805	Rate it
43	We Shall Not Be Moved Champs League Great ringtone.	Anthems	1,740	5.0
44	Chelsea Reject Sung to any ex Chelsea player	'avin a Go	1,735	4.33333
45	Your Support Well if it ain't C.F.C.	'avin a Go	1,727	5.0

46	Osgood Ode to the legendary Peter Osgood. Unfortunately not the greatest ...	Hall of Fame	1,708	5.0
47	No One Can Stop Us Now! Chelsea song: 1994 FA Cup Final Song.	Classics	1,558	4.625
48	10 Men Went To Mow (Longer version) Longer version of the Chelsea anthem	Anthems	1,434	5.0
49	Dennis Wise Fantastic night in Milan!!!	Hall of Fame	1,426	5.0
50	You're Worse Than Sunderland Sang at the Geordies, bless em.	'avin a Go	1,359	5.0


51	There's Only One Team In Fulham Taunting our poor neighbours.	Anthems	1,333	5.0
52	Juliano Belletti For our Brazilian superstar	Hall of Fame	1,330	4.0
53	Chelsea, Champions Another crackin' ringtone and a bloomin' pleasure to sing.	Classics	1,285	3.66667
54	When The Blues Go Steaming In (Chorus) Without the zig or the zag.	Anthems	1,258	Rate it
55	You Are Sit, You Are Sit Telling em straight.	'avin a Go	1,187	4.66667

56	We All Hate Leeds... An old one from the 70's but still sung today	'avin a Go	1,161	5.0
57	Andriy Shevchenko One of a few songs we have for the man ...	Hall of Fame	1,141	5.0
58	Does The Circus Know You're Here Sang at Pompey to resident clown Peter Crouch	'avin a Go	1,118	5.0
59	When The Saints Heard at Pompey last year, sang to wind em up.	'avin a Go	1,096	Rate it
60	Who Are Ya? Great ringtone.	'avin a Go	1,093	5.0


61	Matthew Harding's Blue Army Keeps on marching on, never forgotton	Hall of Fame	1,082	Rate it
62	Stand Up For The Special One Another for Jose.	Vintage	1,057	Rate it
63	You're Not Singing Anymore Part timers, sung at opposing fans when they are losing ...	'avin a Go	1,047	5.0
64	He Comes From The Ukraine Another for the big man.	Hall of Fame	1,039	5.0
65	We Hate Tottenham Fast A faster version, just to show how much we hate ...	'avin a Go	1,003	5.0

66	Cheerio Explains itself	'avin a Go	989	Rate it
67	Down With The Tottenham Sang when it looked like Spurs were going down	'avin a Go	962	Rate it
68	Where's The Bell? Sung at Pompey looking for that freak of nature	'avin a Go	925	Rate it
69	You're Supposed To Be At Home Outsung and out played.	'avin a Go	909	5.0
70	Champions! We'll be singing this one for years to come. THE ...	Classics	900	5.0


71	Robert Fleck One of the best strikers for Chelsea and Rangers.	Hall of Fame	896	5.0
72	One Stand Singing It's all gone quiet over there	'avin a Go	892	Rate it
73	We Forgot That You Were 'ere We never hear a peep at Fulham's library.	'avin a Go	886	5.0
74	Shall We Sing A Song For You Chanted at Vicarage Road in the F.A cup	'avin a Go	861	Rate it
75	Champions League Larff Laughing all the way to the final	'avin a Go	855	4.5

76	Can You Hear The Bell Ring Sang at Pompey when Quasimodo their famous bell ringer couldn't ...	'avin a Go	845	5.0
77	Have You Ever Seen The Geordies Win The League Well have you?	'avin a Go	840	5.0
78	Come On! Sung back in the s**t old days, and still sung ...	Classics	802	4.0
79	One Song To supporters with little imagination	'avin a Go	783	Rate it
80	It's So Quiet Fratton Park Rubbish atmosphere at Pompey	'avin a Go	782	Rate it


81	We Were There Normally sung Vs Middlesboro (1997) and Villa (2000).	Classics	768	5.0
82	Attack, Attack Could make a classic ringtone to profile someone.	Classics	763	5.0
83	It's All Quiet When they are all hushed	'avin a Go	754	Rate it
84	Score, Score, Score Ed: Not the best recording but worth putting up	Classics	754	Rate it
85	Attack, Attack Prompting the lads to get into em	Classics	681	5.0

86	New John Terry Song (Lyric only) jt26	Made Up	2,409	3.57143
87	Funny Torres Song (Lyric only) Great Torres song	Funny	1,818	5.0
88	Torres Song - half a boy and half a girl (Lyric only) One Of Our Favourites (Ed: just letting this one in ...	'avin a Go	1,581	5.0
89	We hate Liverpool FC (Lyric only) We hate Liverpool FC (Good Youtube)	Classics	1,203	5.0
90	Blue Is The Colour (Lyric only) Blue is the colour - FC CHELSEA anthem	Classics	1,162	Rate it


91	I Wanna Be A Chelsea Ranger (Lyric only) Often sung in the SoBar. Far from a family song.	Funny	1,042	5.0
92	Chelsea Alouette (Lyric only) If you don't want such a wife...	Funny	933	5.0
93	Anti Gerrard (Lyric only) Scouse bastard	'avin a Go	854	5.0
94	John Terry (Carefree Tune) (Lyric only) John Terry is a hero	Made Up	853	2.0
95	That C**t Ronaldo (Lyric only) To the tune That Boy Ronaldo	'avin a Go	793	5.0

96	One England Captain (Lyric only) John Terry, Captain, Leader, Legend.	Hall of Fame	774	5.0
97	Alex Ferguson (Lyric only) Premier League trophy	Classics	767	5.0
98	Arsenal (Lyric only) Sh*te Arsenal	Made Up	728	5.0
99	Ashley Cole Song (Lyric only) Tune of Lets go mental..Sung at Arsenal	'avin a Go	684	Rate it
100	F*ck Of Scouse Sung In Return To Chelsea No History (Lyric only) Funny having a go...	Made Up	670	4.85714


101	You Are A Scouser (Lyric only) Having a pop at the scouse.	Funny	640	5.0
102	Kalou Song Verse 1& 2 (Lyric only) 2 Reasons why we love Solomon Kalou!	Made Up	630	5.0
103	John Terry (Lyric only) John Terry	Made Up	623	5.0
104	Posh Spice (Lyric only) Frank Lampard better than Beckham	'avin a Go	613	5.0
105	Gerrard's In Prison, What's His Missus Doing? (Lyric only) Oh Alex Curran, you typical Scouse (Ed: Sorry SG - ...	'avin a Go	604	5.0

106	You Are My Chelsea (Lyric only) You are my Chelsea, my only Chelsea.	Classics	599	5.0
107	Red's Not The Colour (Lyric only) ''They'' refers to Arsenal, Liverpool or Man U and ''we'' ...	Made Up	581	Rate it
108	Big Drogba (Lyric only) Another one for the big man	Hall of Fame	580	4.0
109	In Response To No History (Lyric only) Funny Sh*t	Made Up	567	3.0
110	Viva John Terry (Lyric only) John Terry	Hall of Fame	542	Rate it


111	Who Needs Wayne Rooney? (Lyric only) Rooney you fat s*!t	Made Up	540	3.66667
112	Be A Tottenham Fan?! F**K Off!! (Lyric only) classic chels!!	Classics	524	4.5
113	Steven Gerrard (Lyric only) hate the Scousers!	'avin a Go	507	5.0
114	Elephant Man (Lyric only) Taking the mick out of Lescott	'avin a Go	474	5.0
115	Abramovich (Lyric only) The owner	Hall of Fame	471	5.0

116	John Terry (Lyric only) John Terry (To the tune of Adam and the Ants ...	Made Up	464	5.0
117	Be A Chelsea Fan (Lyric only) You tough enough? (Ed: eplace West Ham with other rivals ...	Classics	462	Rate it
118	Chelsea Aggro (Lyric only) Not the most common chant. Personal favourite though.	Classics	458	5.0
119	In Response To FCk Off Chelsea Fc (To The Tune Of Athenry) (Lyric only) In response to Fck off Chelsea FC	Made Up	448	3.0
120	Bring Back My Foreskin (Lyric only) This one's for Tottenham	'avin a Go	436	3.0


121	Best Trip (Lyric only) Sang at our successful away matches	Classics	430	5.0
122	Chim Chimenee (Lyric only) Anti-West Ham	'avin a Go	427	Rate it
123	Tevez Song (Lyric only) Funny one for Scumchesters Argie...	'avin a Go	427	5.0
124	No Future (Lyric only) F*ck Arsenal	'avin a Go	423	Rate it
125	Follow Malouda (Lyric only) Great Chelsea Song (To the tune of "Follow the Leader")	Hall of Fame	417	5.0

126	Another Anti-Gerrard (Lyric only) Prick	'avin a Go	415	5.0
127	Arsenal, Always Cheating (Lyric only) Fancy football, no end product, so they dive.	'avin a Go	399	3.66667
128	Should Have Died In The Tunnel (Sung To Ronaldo) (Lyric only) Sung to Ronaldo after his car crash	'avin a Go	398	5.0
129	Where's Ya Silverware? (Lyric only) For the Gooners	'avin a Go	394	Rate it
130	Joe Cole (Lyric only) To the tune of 'Heigh Ho'	Made Up	393	Rate it


131	Fat Paris Hilton (For Voronin, Possibly Torres) (Lyric only) True, true.	Funny	392	3.0
132	Guus Hiddink (Lyric only) Abramovich's buddy needs a song	Made Up	386	5.0
133	Stick Your Camera Up Your Arse (Lyric only) Sung at the scumbag tourists and west standers who give ...	'avin a Go	380	5.0
134	Mikey Ballack (Lyric only) Song for Michael Ballack	Made Up	371	4.5
135	Loyal Supporters (Lyric only) We Are The Chelsea Boys	Classics	365	Rate it

136	Goal Kick (Lyric only) Sung when opposition keeper takes a goal kick	'avin a Go	362	3.0
137	In Dublins Fair City (Lyric only) Quality	Classics	359	3.0
138	I Can't Help Falling In Love With Chelsea (Lyric only) Love the Blues	Vintage	356	Rate it
139	Who's That C***Ing Over Your Bird (About Promiscuous Alex Curran) (Lyric only) Rumour has it........	'avin a Go	353	Rate it
140	One Dead Granny Steven Ireland Had (Lyric only) She's dead, no wait, she's not, is she? To the ...	Funny	346	5.0


141	Feed The Scousers (Lyric only) Funny as f**k	Funny	343	Rate it
142	Blue Day (Lyric only) Blue Day anyone?????	Classics	340	Rate it
143	When We Find Ourselves In Times Of Trouble, John Terry (Lyric only) The Chelsea Supremo	Hall of Fame	338	5.0
144	Terry, Terry, Terry (Lyric only) JT is immense	Hall of Fame	327	4.0
145	Steven Gerrard (Lyric only) Steven Gerrard - Ed: Not the views of the management	'avin a Go	326	Rate it

146	Rooney The Man U Scums Fatman (Lyric only) He's a lard arse	Made Up	316	Rate it
147	Delia Smith (Lyric only) Sung to Norwich Fans 04/05 season	Funny	315	Rate it
148	Scouser Scum (Lyric only) Scousers	'avin a Go	314	Rate it
149	In Your Liverpool Slums V2 (Lyric only) Unhygienic lot	'avin a Go	310	Rate it
150	Petr Cech (Lyric only) Song for Chelsea's top goalkeeper	Hall of Fame	308	4.5


151	Oh Frankie Lampard (Lyric only) Sang to melody of "I love you baby" or chant ...	Hall of Fame	299	Rate it
152	Didier Droga (Lyric only) Didier Drogba	Made Up	296	5.0
153	Little Poor Scouser (Lyric only) To Everton or Liverpool	'avin a Go	295	Rate it
154	Branny Ivanovic (Lyric only) Super Branny Ivanovic	Made Up	288	5.0
155	Frank Lampard (Lyric only) Frank Lampard song	Made Up	285	4.33333

156	Super Chelsea (Lyric only) Come on you blues!	Classics	281	5.0
157	John Terry (To Rooney Song) (Lyric only) John terry is the new Pele	Made Up	280	1.0
158	Ferguson Are You Listening (Lyric only) We want our trophy back	'avin a Go	278	3.66667
159	Joleon Lescot The Elephant Man (Lyric only) Whoever he's playing for	Funny	276	Rate it
160	Follow Follow Follow 2009 (Lyric only) Sorry Bridgie, we got a new man from Serbia who ...	Made Up	274	5.0


161	We Hate You All (Lyric only) Sung at any of the teams in the song	'avin a Go	274	5.0
162	Football Ground You're Having A Laugh (Lyric only) When we go to, ehem, "grounds" of a poor quality	'avin a Go	272	Rate it
163	Ashley Cole (Lyric only) Top player	Hall of Fame	268	5.0
164	Anelka (Lyric only) Song for Nicolas Anelka song	Made Up	267	3.0
165	Chelsea Boys We Are Here (Lyric only) Avin a laugh	Classics	261	Rate it

166	Viva Ronaldo (With A Twist) (Lyric only) Have a go at Ronaldo	'avin a Go	259	Rate it
167	Where's Your Famous Atmosphere (Lyric only) Sung at the Old Trafford library.	'avin a Go	257	Rate it
168	Dimitar Dimitar (Lyric only) Whoever he's playing for	Funny	253	Rate it
169	Taking The P*ss (Lyric only) HAHAHA	Anthems	251	Rate it
170	Tommy Baldwin (Lyric only) One for the great man	Hall of Fame	250	Rate it


171	Ode To Anelka (Lyric only) Our fox in the box (To the tune of "Come ...	Hall of Fame	246	5.0
172	When Spurs Went To Rome (Lyric only) What else would he say?	Classics	243	Rate it
173	A Little Bit Of Sheva In Our Lives (Lyric only) To Mambo No 5	Funny	241	5.0
174	Michael Ballack (Lyric only) Michael Ballack	Made Up	240	5.0
175	Cheap Scousers (Lyric only) Poor Scousers, in tracksuits all the time	Made Up	239	3.0

176	Debt Free Chelsea (Lyric only) Get the cheque book out	Funny	233	Rate it
177	You're Going Home (Lyric only) Chelsea fans to a group of St John Ambulance volunteers.	Funny	229	5.0
178	It's Anelka! (Lyric only) Good quick made up chant for Anelka	Made Up	228	3.0
179	Ricardo Quaresma (Lyric only) One for the new man	Made Up	223	3.66667
180	Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets (Lyric only) Cause you're shit!	Anthems	222	5.0


181	Blue Heart (Lyric only) For true Chelsea fans	Made Up	221	5.0
182	Bosingwa Kung Fu (Lyric only) Kicked him nicely	Made Up	221	Rate it
183	You'Ve Never Had A Bath (Lyric only) Smelly, shitty scousers	'avin a Go	217	3.66667
184	Abramovich (Lyric only) Sung to the tune of Robin Hood (riding through the ...	Hall of Fame	216	5.0
185	Cech Has Got His Hat On (Lyric only) A Fine Piece of Headwear	Hall of Fame	216	5.0

186	Gianfranco Zola (Lyric only) Chelsea fans sing about Agent Zola's exploits at upton park	Hall of Fame	215	5.0
187	Hey Dibble (Lyric only) One for police and stewards	'avin a Go	215	Rate it
188	Chopper John Terry (Lyric only) Song for Chelsea's captain John Terry	Hall of Fame	213	5.0
189	You Stole My Holiday (Lyric only) Sung to West Ham when XL went bust	Funny	212	Rate it
190	Who Let The Drogs Out (Lyric only) Another song for our Dark Destroyer (To the tune of ...	Hall of Fame	210	5.0


191	Oh Fulham Road (Lyric only) A wonderful place	Made Up	210	Rate it
192	Who Are Qpr (Lyric only) Who are you again?	'avin a Go	205	Rate it
193	John Terry (To Anderson Tune) (Lyric only) it is to the anderson song	Made Up	202	1.0
194	If You Follow Leeds (Lyric only) Dirty. To the tune of "If you like a lot ...	'avin a Go	200	Rate it
195	Adebayor - His Dad Washes Elephants (Lyric only) ode to adebayor lol	'avin a Go	199	Rate it

196	I Dont Care About Rio (Lyric only) Super John Terry	Hall of Fame	199	Rate it
197	Petr Cech (Lyric only) Made up song for Petr Cech, Chelsea's goalie	Made Up	198	Rate it
198	Wheels On Your House Go Round.... (Lyric only) Sung to West Ham Fans	'avin a Go	197	5.0
199	I Was Born Under Da Chelsea Shed (To Da Tune I Was Born Under A Wandering Star) (Lyric only) Sang to rivals	'avin a Go	196	5.0
200	Frankieee Lampard (Lyric only) Frank Lampards song!	Hall of Fame	196	5.0


201	Ere's To Da Slag Dat I Love Best (Lyric only) Live video from "So Bar"	Funny	195	5.0
202	Essien-En-En (Lyric only) This man is awesome. Behold the Bison	Made Up	195	Rate it
203	One Team In London (Lyric only) Sung when our London neighbours play us	'avin a Go	195	5.0
204	We Grieve No More For Your 96 (Lyric only) No more, you scum	'avin a Go	194	Rate it
205	Anti-Hammers Chant!! (Lyric only) Berkshire Hunts the lot of them	Made Up	191	3.66667

206	We're Stayin At Home (Lyric only) Sung at Arsenal, Fuck UEFA	Classics	191	Rate it
207	You're Supposed To Be In Jail (Lyric only) Gerrard on trial for assault. Also Joey Barton song	'avin a Go	190	Rate it
208	Proud To Love The Chelsea (Lyric only) You better be	Classics	189	5.0
209	Disco Dancing Drogba (Lyric only) Drogbacite, check it out	Funny	187	Rate it
210	Franco Di Santo (Lyric only) Franco Di Santo	Hall of Fame	184	3.66667


211	Come On You Boys In Blue (Lyric only) A new Chelsea Anthem Maybe?	Classics	183	5.0
212	Kalou 2 (Lyric only) Kalou Song for his goal against Man Utd This Season ...	Made Up	182	Rate it
213	Sheep Shaggin' Bast*rd (Lyric only) For the country bumpkins, OOOH ARRRR	'avin a Go	182	Rate it
214	Scary Alex (Lyric only) Would you stand up to him?	Made Up	181	5.0
215	In The Town Of Wolverhampton (Lyric only) A classic song	Classics	181	Rate it

216	Chelsea White And Blue (Lyric only) SUNG TO THE TUNE OF DAISY DAISY	Classics	181	5.0
217	Wank*R Ronaldo (Lyric only) Sung about the winker to the tune of Hokey Kokey	Made Up	181	Rate it
218	Blues Go Up The Red Goes Down (Lyric only) CHELSEA!	Made Up	178	3.0
219	Whos That Man We All Adore (Lyric only) Lampard better than Gerrard	Made Up	176	1.0
220	Diva Ronaldo (Lyric only) To the tune Viva Ronaldo	Made Up	174	Rate it


221	You'Re Gonna Win F*Ck All (Lyric only) To the ever youthful Arsenal teams. How many years can ...	'avin a Go	174	Rate it
222	Pompey (Lyric only) Song in response to "Play Up Pompey"	'avin a Go	174	Rate it
223	Walkin down the Fulham Road (Lyric only) Runnin' down the Fulham Road.	Classics	173	5.0
224	Do The Obi Mikel (Lyric only) Obi Mikel chant to the tune of the Hokey Cokey	Classics	173	5.0
225	Tottenham Wnk Wnk Wnk (Lyric only) W*kers from the lane	'avin a Go	173	Rate it

226	We All Hate Leeds Scum (Lyric only) It's very true	'avin a Go	173	Rate it
227	JT Is Superman (Lyric only) Mr. Bionic	Hall of Fame	173	Rate it
228	Bosingwa Kicked Him Up The Arse (Lyric only) This was priceless	Made Up	172	Rate it
229	Blame It On Riise (Lyric only) To annoy the scousers	Funny	172	Rate it
230	One For Deco (Lyric only) Art Deco	Made Up	171	Rate it


231	You're Scum (Lyric only) To Scousers, Mancs, Leeds folk, Millwall etc etc etc	'avin a Go	170	Rate it
232	Petr Cech (Lyric only) Big Pete	Made Up	169	Rate it
233	Ballack Wonderland (Lyric only) Der Kaiser (Ed: Not sure this one is in the ...	Made Up	168	Rate it
234	Michael Mancienne (Lyric only) His middle name is Iain	Hall of Fame	168	Rate it
235	Disco Dancing Terry (Lyric only) Captain Dancetastic	Funny	168	Rate it

236	Get Yer Tits Out! (Lyric only) When you see a hot woman, or a fat b*stard ...	'avin a Go	167	Rate it
237	Juliano Belletti #1 (Lyric only) This man is becoming a cult hero!!!	Hall of Fame	162	5.0
238	Here For The Chelsea (Lyric only) That's why they came, sung to opposing fans	'avin a Go	161	Rate it
239	The Best Behaved Supporters (Lyric only) It's true you know. Both of them :)	Funny	161	Rate it
240	Benches (Lyric only) Come on subs	Funny	159	Rate it


241	Disco Dancing Ballack (Lyric only) The German dancer	Funny	158	Rate it
242	Bouncy!!!!! (Lyric only) Sung while bouncing of course	Classics	157	5.0
243	Viva Malouda (Lyric only) Le Bleu	Hall of Fame	157	Rate it
244	Phil Neville (Lyric only) Our song for our favourite Phil Neville	'avin a Go	156	Rate it
245	God Save Our Team (Lyric only) God Save the Chelsea	Made Up	156	Rate it

246	Cheat Ronaldo (Lyric only) Diving s*it	Funny	156	3.0
247	You're Not Going Home (To Scousers) (Lyric only) They have no home, just boxes in slums	'avin a Go	155	Rate it
248	Is That All She Get's At Home (Lyric only) Sung by the Chelsea fans to a male streaker at ...	Funny	154	5.0
249	We Want You To Stay! (Lyric only) Sung to the Guss himself	Hall of Fame	154	5.0
250	We Are Going To Rome (Lyric only) We're going to Rome	Classics	153	Rate it


251	Jingle Bells (Lyric only) Festive Spirit Anyone?	Classics	151	3.0
252	Could Be Worse (Lyric only) Very true indeed. What a shambles of a team they ...	Funny	150	Rate it
253	Town Full Of Scrubbers (Lyric only) Manc U.S.A. would take offense to this	'avin a Go	150	Rate it
254	You Got Battered (Lyric only) One for Tottenham after being done by the police in ...	'avin a Go	149	Rate it
255	Build a Bonfire (Lyric only) Sung to the tune of, Oh My Darling	'avin a Go	149	Rate it

256	Riccy Carvalho (Lyric only) Carvalho song	Hall of Fame	149	5.0
257	Super Lampard (Lyric only) Lampard Is The Best	Made Up	149	Rate it
258	Who Do We Love (Lyric only) Who Else	Classics	149	Rate it
259	We Want Zola Back (Lyric only) Come back great one	Classics	149	Rate it
260	Loyal To The Chelsea (Lyric only) Made up one to sing in return to "Where Were ...	Made Up	149	Rate it


261	Have You Eaten All Your Mates? (Lyric only) To fat players. Rooney springs to mind	'avin a Go	147	Rate it
262	What's It Like To Shag A Sheep (Lyric only) OOOOH ARRR its ambrosia	'avin a Go	147	Rate it
263	Put Your Hands Up For Mikel (Lyric only) This would create a great atmosphere	Made Up	146	5.0
264	North Stand (Lyric only) They can't keep themselves quiet either	Classics	144	Rate it
265	Steve Bruce (Lyric only) Sung at steve bruce when we beat them 2-1 28/02/09	'avin a Go	144	Rate it

266	You're Not Fit To Wipe My Arse (Lyric only) To poor, poor, POOR opposition. Like Fulham	'avin a Go	143	Rate it
267	What Side Of The Shed (Lyric only) Sing it proud my son - Classic Chelsea, whatever area ...	Classics	142	5.0
268	If You Leave Me Now... (Lyric only) Tune of "if you leave me now" by Chicago	Classics	141	3.0
269	One Job Between You (Lyric only) Sung to scousers	'avin a Go	141	Rate it
270	Makalele (Lyric only) Our unsung hero	Hall of Fame	141	Rate it


271	Kalou V.2 (Lyric only) We love our Kalou!	Made Up	140	4.0
272	Disco Dancing Lampard (Lyric only) A real mover and shaker	Funny	140	5.0
273	Frank Lebeouf (Lyric only) One for a quality former player	Hall of Fame	139	Rate it
274	Back To Your Sh** Hole (Lyric only) Sing it to the scousers	'avin a Go	138	3.0
275	Barmy Army (Lyric only) Barmy Blues	Classics	138	Rate it

276	We're Going To Rome (Lyric only) Rome 09	Classics	137	5.0
277	Carvalho (Lyric only) One for our skillful defender	Hall of Fame	137	5.0
278	Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box (Lyric only) Cheat	'avin a Go	137	3.0
279	Does Your Butler Know Your Here? (Lyric only) Funny aimed at pathetic Fulham "support"	Funny	136	Rate it
280	You're Shish (Lyric only) Chelsea Fans to the Turks (Galatasary Fans) at Stamford Bridge	Funny	135	Rate it


281	If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only) Tottenham Scum	'avin a Go	134	2.0
282	Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only) Sh!t on the scum	Classics	134	Rate it
283	Empty Seats (Lyric only) When at poorly supported away teams	'avin a Go	133	Rate it
284	We'll Never Play You Again (Lyric only) Chelsea singing to Fulham	'avin a Go	132	Rate it
285	Riley Your A C*nt! (Lyric only) Chelsea vent their anger at the referee	'avin a Go	131	5.0

286	Andy Reid (Lyric only) Big, Fat Andy Reid	'avin a Go	131	5.0
287	The Referre's A W*nker (Lyric only) When we are robbed	'avin a Go	131	Rate it
288	Sht Ground Sht Fans (Lyric only) When we venture to a hole in the ground	'avin a Go	130	5.0
289	Going To Rome (Lyric only) We will be victorious	Classics	130	Rate it
290	Di Santo (Lyric only) One for the future	Hall of Fame	130	Rate it


291	My Garden Shed (Lyric only) When at s*it away stadiums	'avin a Go	129	5.0
292	Fck Em All (Lyric only) Fck em all	'avin a Go	128	Rate it
293	Let's All Have A Disco (Lyric only) D-I-S-C-O	Funny	127	Rate it
294	Diver Ronaldo (Lyric only) Ronaldo chant from Chelsea	'avin a Go	127	5.0
295	No Noise From The Pizza Boys (Lyric only) Sung away to Juventus at the Stadio Olympiaco 2008	'avin a Go	126	1.0

296	Franco Di Santo (Lyric only) Franco Di Santo	Made Up	125	5.0
297	We Can See You Sneeking Out (Lyric only) Always a good day when this is song	'avin a Go	124	5.0
298	Its So Easy At The Lane (Lyric only) Song to our North London rivals	'avin a Go	124	5.0
299	Who Ever You Are (Lyric only) Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea	Made Up	124	5.0
300	Juliano Belletti #2 (Lyric only) This man is becoming a cult hero!!!	Hall of Fame	124	Rate it


301	You're Not Famous Anymore (Lyric only) Sung by Chelsea FC fans to Nottingham Forest fans	'avin a Go	123	5.0
302	Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only) When oppostion manager is on a poor run	'avin a Go	123	Rate it
303	Is It Bosingwa (Lyric only) He likes getting up.	Made Up	123	5.0
304	You're Not Fit To Referre (Lyric only) Mike Riley anyone?	'avin a Go	122	Rate it
305	What The FKing Hell Is That (Lyric only) Sung at anyone who fks up!!!!!	'avin a Go	122	Rate it

306	Stand Up If You've Got A Job (Lyric only) Funny if sung at the scousers	'avin a Go	122	Rate it
307	You Always Win F*ck All (Lyric only) To lower established teams	'avin a Go	121	Rate it
308	You're S*it And You Know You Are (Lyric only) Tell it like it is	'avin a Go	121	Rate it
309	Its So Easy (Lyric only) sung at upton park where we beat the scum 4 ...	'avin a Go	120	5.0
310	She Fell Over (Lyric only) When some little bitch dives or takes a dramatic tumble	'avin a Go	120	Rate it


311	Feed The Geordies (Lyric only) Have not won much, have you?	'avin a Go	120	Rate it
312	Is That All You Take Away (Lyric only) When fans bring f*ck all away supporters with them	'avin a Go	119	Rate it
313	You Live In A Hovel (Lyric only) Sung to hull fans away	'avin a Go	119	Rate it
314	One Micheal Mancienne! (Lyric only) A song for a future Chelsea legend!	Hall of Fame	119	5.0
315	Sad Macken B**Ard (Lyric only) Well they did have that sht Keane managing them	'avin a Go	118	Rate it

316	Get To Work You Lazy T*at (Lyric only) When someone is not pulling their weight.	'avin a Go	118	Rate it
317	Sing Yer Hearts Out For The Lads (Lyric only) When the t!ts ain't coming out........	Classics	117	Rate it
318	You're Not Very Good (Lyric only) If you wanna be nice about it or near a ...	'avin a Go	116	Rate it
319	Desailly (Lyric only) Big Marcel	Hall of Fame	116	Rate it

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