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Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	We Are The Geordies We are mental and we are mad.	Anthems	4,138	5.0
2	Blaydon Races (chorus only) All time classic from the Toon.	Anthems	4,119	4.625
3	Drunk And Disorderly Always sung and always true.	Anthems	3,654	4.3
4	Newcastle The basic ones are always the best. makes a great ...	Anthems	3,310	4.7
5	Empty Seats Laughing at part time Boro supporters	'avin a Go	3,243	4.66667

6	Toon Black And White Army Good Newcastle United ringtone (Ed: Better audio added)	Anthems	3,203	4.66667
7	Fat Cockney We don't like Cockneys	'avin a Go	3,119	5.0
8	Get Yer Tits Out Like the log wolf whistle at the end.	Funny	2,792	4.25
9	We Hate Sunderland Need we say more, ace ringtone.	Classics	2,728	5.0
10	Do The Ameobi to tune of The Hoki Koki	Hall of Fame	2,702	5.0


11	What Do You Think Of Sunderland Favourite ringtone.	Classics	2,444	4.25
12	La La La Geordies Makes a tuneful ringtone.	Classics	2,362	5.0
13	Boro Stayed At Home Where are they?	Funny	2,235	5.0
14	Obafemi Martins How old is he again?	Hall of Fame	2,066	4.33333
15	Fulwell End Sung at Roker Park by the Geordies! (To the tune ...	'avin a Go	2,064	5.0

16	Spell It Out Spelling out our love.	Classics	2,051	5.0
17	Get out of our club Directed Towards Mike Ashley	'avin a Go	1,946	5.0
18	Excited Geordie Funny as chuff, great ringtone.	Classics	1,883	5.0
19	Michael Owen Assasin extraordinaire	Hall of Fame	1,855	5.0
20	E-I-E-I-E-I-O King Kev!	Classics	1,836	4.4


21	Keano! Sang at most home games	Classics	1,771	4.5
22	Sad Mackem B**tard Most of 'em are.	'avin a Go	1,768	5.0
23	Peter Lovenkrands Sung all over the place!	Hall of Fame	1,687	5.0
24	Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan Don't u need a passport?	'avin a Go	1,665	5.0
25	Pogo If You Love The Toon Up and down	Funny	1,598	4.33333

26	4-1 Even Chopra Scored When we beat the Scum 4-1	'avin a Go	1,551	5.0
27	F*ck Off At The Pennywell Aimed at Sunderland Most people are familiar with the Pennywell ...	'avin a Go	1,551	5.0
28	Nicky Nicky Butt A song for are ginger solid midfielder to the theme ...	Hall of Fame	1,540	5.0
29	When The Mags, Go Marching In All geordies will be there. (Ed: Updated version)	Anthems	1,500	5.0
30	United, Toon A real rouser.	Anthems	1,479	5.0


31	Alan Smith Top marksmen for the toon.	Hall of Fame	1,422	5.0
32	He's Coming Home He's back in the Toon.	Anthems	1,361	2.5
33	Hark Now Hear. Keep the faith.	Anthems	1,335	5.0
34	The Wings Of A Sparrow Sung at Sunderland fans.	'avin a Go	1,324	5.0
35	Dirty Mackems Giving it to the Mackems straight	'avin a Go	1,323	5.0

36	Stevey Harper Newcastle song for the best goalie in the league	Hall of Fame	1,293	Rate it
37	Liam + Andy O'Brien to tune of Any Old Iron	Hall of Fame	1,283	5.0
38	What Do You Think Of Sunderland Scumbags	'avin a Go	1,244	5.0
39	Mackems On A String Best Toy Ever	'avin a Go	1,207	4.5
40	Geordies Self explanatory really	Classics	1,166	5.0


41	Howay The Lads Howay The Lads	Classics	1,144	Rate it
42	Never Be Defeated We are invincible (Ed: Imroved version)	Classics	1,104	5.0
43	Tyne And Wears Worst Sung to Sunderland obviously	'avin a Go	1,079	4.0
44	Geordie Boys We like to do it like	Funny	1,073	Rate it
45	Keano's On The Dole One in ten (Ed: Not anymore)	'avin a Go	1,071	4.5

46	Bobby Robson's Black and White Army To the late, great Bobby	Anthems	1,071	5.0
47	Your Support Rubbish.	'avin a Go	1,051	4.0
48	Shearer Our legend number 9, Ed: Improved chant	Hall of Fame	1,033	5.0
49	Small Town In Durham Sang to wind the Mackems up	'avin a Go	1,025	Rate it
50	Get The Mackems Out Get the filth out	'avin a Go	1,022	5.0


51	Whats It Like To See A Crowd Also sung to teams with almost no fans. Ed: extended ...	'avin a Go	1,004	Rate it
52	Let's Go Mental We're Mental	Classics	994	5.0
53	One Steven Taylor Our only steady stopper.	Hall of Fame	919	4.5
54	Soft As... Again sang at Sunderland	'avin a Go	914	5.0
55	Kill Em But dont worry we wont. (we will on the pitch)	'avin a Go	889	5.0

56	Attack Classic football war cry.	Classics	876	5.0
57	(Clap) Geordies (Extended) Simple but great toon ringtone.	Classics	864	5.0
58	Mark Viduka For the big man up front. Ed: Better and longer ...	Hall of Fame	856	5.0
59	Charles N'Zogbia Song for our powerful french midfielder.	Hall of Fame	796	3.5
60	What Was That Having a go at the opposition	'avin a Go	790	Rate it


61	Keegan Wonderland King Kev's back in toon!	Hall of Fame	784	5.0
62	Obefemi Martins Better quality extended version but without the 21 or 28.	Hall of Fame	769	5.0
63	You're Not Singing Anymore Classic	'avin a Go	757	Rate it
64	Stand Up If You Hate Sunderland Arise fellow Magpies	'avin a Go	750	5.0
65	Claps Clapping to a tuneful Geordie beat	Classics	748	5.0

66	Get Into Em A rouser to get the lads going.	'avin a Go	711	5.0
67	You'll Never Do The Double Sang when we played Sunderland last year	'avin a Go	687	Rate it
68	You're Scum And You Know You Are Another we sing to Sundrland	'avin a Go	685	5.0
69	Scum, Scum, Scum It's all in the name	'avin a Go	674	Rate it
70	Big Sam's Barmy Army Gone but not forgotton.	Hall of Fame	663	5.0


71	Na, na, Geordies Good old classic	Classics	662	Rate it
72	We Love Newcastle NUFC	Classics	642	Rate it
73	Kevin Keegan's Barmy Army This is what we sing.	Hall of Fame	640	5.0
74	Mark Viduka (Clap) Another for the big man.	Hall of Fame	618	5.0
75	Keegan Kevin Keegan, legend.	Anthems	600	3.66667

76	Glen Roeder's Barmy Army And we will fight forever more.	Hall of Fame	582	5.0
77	The Boro Dirty Smoggies	'avin a Go	559	5.0
78	Stand Up If You Love The Toon Belter of a ringtone	Classics	536	Rate it
79	Southgate Song For the Boro, lovely	'avin a Go	530	Rate it
80	Time To Go To tune of Vindaloo	'avin a Go	518	Rate it


81	We Are Staying Up We better!	Classics	506	Rate it
82	Going Down Sung at Boro	'avin a Go	487	Rate it
83	Alan Shearer's Black And White Army Newcastle song for Wor Al	Hall of Fame	437	Rate it
84	Who Are Ya? Old chant sung by most teams	'avin a Go	436	Rate it
85	Only One Alan Shearer The one and only	Hall of Fame	392	Rate it

86	What The F**kin Hell Is That? When we see something strange during a match, like when ...	'avin a Go	360	Rate it
87	Cheryl Cole Song (Lyric only) avin a go	Made Up	1,377	2.25
88	Gutierrez (Lyric only) Song about the Spiderman!	Hall of Fame	990	5.0
89	Alls We Care About Is.. NUFC (Lyric only) Heard at Leicester	Anthems	952	5.0
90	Adebayor (Lyric only) To tune of Sloop John B	'avin a Go	943	1.0


91	Oh Coloccini (Lyric only) the tune of "I love you baby"	Hall of Fame	920	5.0
92	Magpie Ranger (Lyric only) I want to be a magpie ranger...	Funny	832	Rate it
93	Andy Carroll (Lyric only) Mostly sung in the corner.	Hall of Fame	704	Rate it
94	Yellow Submarine- Newcastle, Newcastle. Sounds Great. (Lyric only) Heard in city centre, sounded class. To the tune of ...	Funny	627	3.0
95	Rather Be A Geordie In The Championship (Lyric only) A song to Phil Brown	'avin a Go	621	5.0

96	Could Have Been Born A Mackem (Lyric only) Nothing is worse than being a mackem	Made Up	548	Rate it
97	Coloccini's The Boy (Lyric only) To our mighty Argentine centre back	Funny	544	Rate it
98	Kevin Nolan (Lyric only) Good signing for the Geordies	Hall of Fame	542	5.0
99	Hello Hello We Are The Geordie Boys (Lyric only) Sing till your bored	Classics	538	Rate it
100	We're Newcastle And Were Going To Win The League (Lyric only) heard at the Derby County match, tune of Yellow Submarine	Anthems	534	5.0


101	When Ashley Dies (Lyric only) we're having a party...	'avin a Go	518	Rate it
102	Peter Reid Monkey Head (Lyric only) These dirty mackems.....	'avin a Go	507	Rate it
103	Geordie Alouette (Lyric only) Haven't heard it in a while	Classics	483	Rate it
104	Newcastle United Champions (Lyric only) to the tune of yankee doodle	Anthems	451	Rate it
105	My Old Man Said Be A Sunderland Fan (Lyric only) Sad mackem b*stards	Funny	430	Rate it

106	Sign On (For Liverpool And Everton) (Lyric only) To tune of You'll Never Walk Alone	'avin a Go	429	5.0
107	We All Hate Mike Ashley (Lyric only) To the tune of the hoki koki	'avin a Go	429	Rate it
108	Alan Shearer Tribute - To The Tune Of Hallelujah (Lyric only) One for Big Al- Better than the Mark Viduka one ...	Made Up	416	5.0
109	Joey Barton (Lyric only) The Black 'n' White Psycho	Hall of Fame	405	Rate it
110	Poor Little Hammer (Lyric only) Pooor Littlle Hammer	'avin a Go	398	Rate it


111	To Hull City Supporters (Lyric only) Sang to the humbrian muppets	Funny	388	Rate it
112	Coca-Cola Tour (Lyric only) We deserve to go down	Funny	383	Rate it
113	For The Police (Lyric only) What a waste of council tax.	Funny	374	Rate it
114	Cheating Ronaldo- Tune Of Viva Ronaldo (Lyric only) Cheat!	Made Up	372	Rate it
115	Kenwyn Jones (Lyric only) To tune of Sloop John B	Funny	349	Rate it

116	Woah Shola Ameobi (Lyric only) tune of the hoockey coockey	Funny	347	Rate it
117	That's Not My Name (Lyric only) Heard at West Brom after a spelling mistake on lovenkrands' ...	Funny	346	Rate it
118	Que Sera Where Goin To Wembley (Lyric only) Sung in 1998 and 1999 before FA Cup finals	Classics	341	Rate it
119	Kevin Nolan (Lyric only) New Song for Kevin Nolan	Hall of Fame	341	Rate it
120	This Club Is Our Club (Lyric only) Havent heard this one for a while though	Anthems	337	Rate it


121	Don't Want To Go Home (Lyric only) For good away games	Vintage	327	5.0
122	Gordon Strachan (Lyric only) for the Smoggies new boss	'avin a Go	318	Rate it
123	If Shola Scores... (Lyric only) Sang at Everton	Funny	316	Rate it
124	Neil Ranger... (Lyric only) Ohh that ranger.	Hall of Fame	305	Rate it
125	Sunderlands A Massive Club (Atf) (Lyric only) Best song ever.. every word of it is true!	'avin a Go	302	Rate it

126	Your Ground's From B & Q (Lyric only) For Sh*t Grounds Around the Country	Funny	301	Rate it
127	We Hate. (Lyric only) Everyone!	Classics	294	Rate it
128	Fat Cockney Mackem (Lyric only) aimed at fat Mike Ashley for trying to ruin Newcastle ...	'avin a Go	291	Rate it
129	Taking The Piss Out Of This League (Lyric only) Heard at the turnstile at Crystal Palace.	Classics	290	Rate it
130	Hey Shearer (Lyric only) To tune of Hey Baby.	Hall of Fame	289	Rate it


131	50 Yrs (Lyric only) No trophy in 50 years	Funny	278	Rate it
132	Sunderland's A Massive Club F**k Off (Lyric only) Heard this one at Carlisle	Funny	276	Rate it
133	Joe Kinnear (Lyric only) Joe "I 'ent no f**kin Cockney" Kinnear	Funny	276	Rate it
134	Mike Ashley (Lyric only) to that Cockney	'avin a Go	276	Rate it
135	Whats That Coming Over The Hill (Lyric only) Sang to Boro fans	'avin a Go	272	Rate it

136	Arsenal Always Cheating (Lyric only) dirty cheaters	'avin a Go	272	Rate it
137	Coca Cola Tour (Lyric only) Heard at away games towards the end of the season	Classics	268	Rate it
138	Newcastle Football Club Is In The Wrong Hands (Lyric only) GET OUT (you know who)	'avin a Go	267	Rate it
139	Colo Colo (Lyric only) To tune of When Johny Comes Marching Home Again	Hall of Fame	266	Rate it
140	Kevin Nolan (Lyric only) One for the Newcastle ace	Hall of Fame	265	Rate it


141	We Went To West Ham (Lyric only) we went to west ham	'avin a Go	259	Rate it
142	Love St James' Park (Lyric only) To the fat man after his decision to sell the ...	Anthems	258	Rate it
143	Peter Lovenkrands - Scores With His Left (Lyric only) for wor Peter Lovenkrands	Hall of Fame	254	Rate it
144	Here, There, Spiderman (Lyric only) Jonas Gutierrez is spiderman	Hall of Fame	250	5.0
145	Cheer Up Roy Keane (Lyric only) to the dog walking* irish man	'avin a Go	250	Rate it

146	Keano's A W*nker (Lyric only) To tune of This Land is Your Land	Anthems	249	3.0
147	Nicky Butt Song - Funny (Lyric only) He may be old , but hes our nicky. CLASS ...	Hall of Fame	247	Rate it
148	Pride Of England (Lyric only) Classic one	Classics	246	Rate it
149	Peter Reid (Lyric only) To tune of Daydream Believer	Vintage	241	Rate it
150	Leazes End Aggro (Lyric only) The Leazes!	Anthems	239	Rate it


151	David Ginola (Lyric only) Score a goal-a	Hall of Fame	238	Rate it
152	This Club Is My Club (Lyric only) Sung at every away match (Youtube of being sung on ...	Classics	238	Rate it
153	Cock Of The North (Lyric only) North Easts Number 1.	Anthems	237	Rate it
154	Smells Like Team Spirit (Lyric only) To tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit	Made Up	237	4.0
155	Jingle Bells (Lyric only) Geordie Xmas	Vintage	234	Rate it

156	When We Find Ourselves In Times Of Trouble - Geremi (Lyric only) Sung to the tune of the Beatles song: Let It ...	Hall of Fame	225	Rate it
157	Haha Ronaldo (Lyric only) (Ed: Stoke sang this first)	Made Up	225	Rate it
158	Oh Managers They Come And Go! (Lyric only) Toonultras very own BBTN.	Anthems	224	Rate it
159	Family! (Lyric only) Quality song.	Funny	222	Rate it
160	Usa (Lyric only) Sung to Liverpool (ownership)	'avin a Go	222	Rate it


161	Burn All Your Shops Down (Lyric only) directed at Ashley. Heard it after Peterborourgh outside of St ...	'avin a Go	216	Rate it
162	We Love Sunderland? (Lyric only) ???	Funny	212	Rate it
163	No Silverware (Lyric only) To tune of the Red Flag	Funny	212	Rate it
164	What Do You Think Of Newcastle? (Lyric only) Mint song	Funny	211	Rate it
165	Chopra Are You Listening? (Lyric only) For the Sunderland forward	'avin a Go	209	Rate it

166	Cheer Up Alex Ferguson (Lyric only) We hate that gum chewing idiot	'avin a Go	209	Rate it
167	He's Our Moses He's Our Jesus He's Our God (Lyric only) song about Guttierrez but can change it for any player	Classics	206	5.0
168	Spiderman Jonas ( Simpsons) (Lyric only) Heard at St James Park	Hall of Fame	205	Rate it
169	Can You Hear The Sunland Sing? (Lyric only) Scum B*stards!	'avin a Go	205	Rate it
170	We'll Be Coming (Lyric only) Geordie Boot Boys	Anthems	203	Rate it


171	One Shay Given (Lyric only) To the best keeper in the world	Hall of Fame	202	Rate it
172	Were Gonna Win The League - Championship (Lyric only) 1st 09/ 10	Classics	202	Rate it
173	Shearer Legend - Ashley A Fat Cockney (Lyric only) To reply of "Shearer took you down"	'avin a Go	202	Rate it
174	Shoes Off For Shearer (Lyric only) Shoes off, pogo	Hall of Fame	197	Rate it
175	Abra Kadabra (Claudio Cacapa) (Lyric only) Claudio Cacapa	Hall of Fame	196	Rate it

176	If You Want To Get To Heaven (Lyric only) black and white bonnet	Vintage	194	Rate it
177	Phil Brown (Lyric only) He is one of the SMBs!!!!	'avin a Go	193	Rate it
178	Everybody Say Wheyaye! (Lyric only) To tune of boom boom	Funny	192	Rate it
179	St James Park (Lyric only) Geordie for life	Anthems	191	Rate it
180	Fire Drill (Lyric only) Sung when fans of the other team start leaving way ...	Funny	188	Rate it


181	Sir Bobby Robson... Football Legend. (Lyric only) This is going around- just had to be posted on ...	Anthems	188	Rate it
182	Jose Enrique (Lyric only) To the tune of Ole Ole Ole Ole and I ...	Hall of Fame	188	Rate it
183	Oh Champione (Lyric only) on youtube sung by liverpool but fits in better for ...	Anthems	188	Rate it
184	Mackem Scum (Lyric only) to the sad mackem b*stards	'avin a Go	187	Rate it
185	Andy, Andy Cole (Lyric only) to tune of Any Old Iron	Hall of Fame	186	Rate it

186	Jose Enrique Song (Lyric only) To the tune of "viva ronaldo"	Made Up	184	Rate it
187	Spiderman (Lyric only) Spiderman	Hall of Fame	183	Rate it
188	And Its Newcastle (Lyric only) ALL TEAMS SING IT JUST CHANGE TEAM NAME	Classics	181	Rate it
189	Sack The Board (Lyric only) We want the cockney maffia out	'avin a Go	181	Rate it
190	'Arry Redknapp (Lyric only) repaet till you get sick of it	'avin a Go	180	Rate it


191	Little Micheal Owen (Lyric only) to the tune of oba femi martins	Hall of Fame	179	Rate it
192	El Hadj Diouf (Lyric only) We hate the mackem	'avin a Go	179	Rate it
193	It'S Habib Beye (Lyric only) To tune of That's Not My Name	Made Up	179	5.0
194	5-1 Even Jenas Scored (Lyric only) responding to arsenal fans when singing 1 0 to the ...	'avin a Go	178	Rate it
195	Peter Reid (Lyric only) Monkey Heed	Funny	177	Rate it

196	Sir Bobby (Lyric only) A true legend	Hall of Fame	177	5.0
197	Jamie Milner (Lyric only) A song for our 06/07 player of the season.	Hall of Fame	175	Rate it
198	Whose The Geordie In Defence (Lyric only) To our Geordie defender	Hall of Fame	175	Rate it
199	My Holiday (Lyric only) Sung to West Ham fans after XL went bust	Funny	174	1.0
200	Cheque Book (Lyric only) A song for fat Ashley heard at Blackburn	Funny	173	Rate it


201	Ronaldo's Car (Lyric only) After the man united girl had a car accident	'avin a Go	173	Rate it
202	Claudio Cacapa (Lyric only) Sang at most home games	Hall of Fame	172	Rate it
203	We Shall Not Be Moved (Lyric only) heard at the Derby County match	Anthems	172	Rate it
204	One Nil! (Lyric only) and it all went wrong	Classics	172	Rate it
205	Sing When Your Winning (Lyric only) Best supporters in the world	'avin a Go	171	Rate it

206	Peter Thr Great (Old) (Lyric only) To the tune of You're 16, You're Beautiful	Vintage	170	Rate it
207	We Hate Stoke (Lyric only) We hate Stoke	Made Up	170	Rate it
208	Stevey Harper (Lyric only) Song for Newcastle's Numer 1	Hall of Fame	169	Rate it
209	Sebastian Bassong (Lyric only) One of best defenders at Newcastle for a long time.	Made Up	168	Rate it
210	Who The F**k Are Man. United (Lyric only) Our Cockney friends	'avin a Go	167	Rate it


211	Long Way Home (Lyric only) To Man Utd's following	'avin a Go	167	Rate it
212	Joe Harvey (Lyric only) 40 years	Hall of Fame	166	Rate it
213	We Love You (Quality New Song) (Lyric only) Great new song stolen from Cliftonville FC (See Youtube)	Made Up	166	5.0
214	Theiving Scousers (Lyric only) To tune of Fields of Anthenry/Anfield Road.	Made Up	166	Rate it
215	When I Was Young (Lyric only) Only one tune	Classics	164	5.0

216	Dennis Wise The Dwarf (Lyric only) dennis ratface wise	'avin a Go	163	Rate it
217	Anti-Niall Quinn (Lyric only) Tune: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan?	'avin a Go	162	Rate it
218	Habib Beye Habib Beye Habib Beye (Lyric only) To the tune of let it snow	Hall of Fame	162	Rate it
219	England's Number 1 (Lyric only) Heard at West Brom for our new number 1 Stevie ...	Hall of Fame	162	Rate it
220	Famous Atmosphere (Lyric only) Sung at places like Liverpool	'avin a Go	161	Rate it


221	Habib Beye Everybody (Lyric only) To tune of Merry Xmas Everyone	Made Up	161	Rate it
222	Ruel Fox Ruel (Lyric only) Black'n'White Socks	Hall of Fame	159	Rate it
223	Gilly Gillespie (Lyric only) For Keith Gillespie	Hall of Fame	158	Rate it
224	Ashley's Gonna Die (Lyric only) could be a song for the fat cockney b*stard who ...	'avin a Go	158	Rate it
225	Mirandinha (Old) (Lyric only) remember?	Vintage	157	Rate it

226	Time To Go (Lyric only) After the toon a few goals up.	'avin a Go	156	Rate it
227	Follow The Toon (Lyric only) tell al the boys	Anthems	155	Rate it
228	Hey Scum We're Having A Party (Lyric only) When We Beat The Makem Scum	'avin a Go	155	Rate it
229	We Hate Cockneys (Lyric only) Mostly sung to durty tottenham	'avin a Go	155	Rate it
230	Habib (Lyric only) to tune of The Day We Caught The Train	Made Up	154	Rate it


231	Taxi! (Lyric only) Go Home!	'avin a Go	153	Rate it
232	Jimmy Hasselbaink (Lyric only) To the ex Chelsea and Boro player (he laughed at ...	'avin a Go	153	Rate it
233	Whey Ya Kna (Lyric only) To tune of Yellow Submarine	Anthems	152	Rate it
234	Cheaters (Lyric only) sung to the team when cheating	'avin a Go	151	Rate it
235	To Middlesboro Fc! (Lyric only) Bye, bye Boro!	Made Up	149	Rate it

236	Shearer Is A Legend (Lyric only) Legends hat	Hall of Fame	147	Rate it
237	Drogba Throw Us A Coin (Lyric only) We'll take your money	'avin a Go	147	Rate it
238	Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... (Lyric only) Heard at librarys like Anfield or White Hart Lane	'avin a Go	146	Rate it
239	Fog On The Tyne (Lyric only) For those misty days	Anthems	145	Rate it
240	The Boro (Lyric only) I heard it when I was at Middlesbrough	'avin a Go	145	Rate it


241	Championship Tour (Lyric only) Heard at Liverpool match 3/4/09	Funny	145	Rate it
242	Pavel Is A Geordie (Lyric only) For Srnicek	Hall of Fame	143	Rate it
243	1-0 down 4-1 up (Lyric only) Sang to the Mackems to tune of Knick Knack Paddy ...	Funny	142	Rate it
244	Stand Up If U Hate Man U (Lyric only) Eeveryone hates the scum	'avin a Go	142	Rate it
245	Kenwyn Jones (Lyric only) Makem Scum	'avin a Go	142	Rate it

246	Running Round The Tottenham (Lyric only) sang at tottenham obv	'avin a Go	142	Rate it
247	We Drink... (Lyric only) Newcastle Brown	Funny	141	Rate it
248	Champions League (Lyric only) For "top four"	'avin a Go	141	Rate it
249	We Are One Of The "Big Four" (Lyric only) When were 5-1 down to Liverpool, Manchester, Arsenal or Chelsea.	Classics	140	Rate it
250	We Hate Boro (Lyric only) To the monsters of smog	'avin a Go	140	Rate it


251	Peter Beardsley (Old) (Lyric only) To Everton fans	'avin a Go	139	Rate it
252	Your're The Sht From Manchester (Lyric only) They really are s*te	'avin a Go	139	Rate it
253	Harry Redknapp (Lyric only) Sung to the dirty cockney	'avin a Go	139	Rate it
254	Albert Luque (Lyric only) To tune of I'll Be Okay	Hall of Fame	138	Rate it
255	They Call Us Newcastle Utd (Intertoto Version) (Lyric only) Howay the Lads	Classics	138	Rate it

256	Ameobi (Lyric only) For Shola (old)	Hall of Fame	138	Rate it
257	The New Rob Lee (Lyric only) Great song	Hall of Fame	138	5.0
258	Hard To Beat (Lyric only) An old sung we like to sing at times	Classics	138	Rate it
259	In Your Sunderland Slums (Lyric only) Same old underachievers	'avin a Go	137	Rate it
260	Geordie Till I Die (Lyric only) Geordie and proud	Classics	137	5.0


261	28 Years To Beat Us At Home (Lyric only) A sad record to a sad team	'avin a Go	137	Rate it
262	Wise Men Say (Lyric only) in love with NUFC	Anthems	137	Rate it
263	Who's 46? (Lyric only) Sang at Doncaster game	Funny	136	Rate it
264	Viva Enrique (Lyric only) Short Chant dedicated to the Spaniard.	Made Up	136	Rate it
265	Get Your Boots On (Lyric only) Heard at the final whistle at Anfield after another dire ...	Hall of Fame	136	Rate it

266	Fergie's Right (Lyric only) Man United Fans Are Rubbish	'avin a Go	135	Rate it
267	Tony Green (Old, Old, Old) (Lyric only) Very old...	Hall of Fame	135	Rate it
268	Same Old Chelsea (Lyric only) When Didier Drogba dives again.	'avin a Go	135	Rate it
269	Joey Barton (Lyric only) We love him (on the field)	Hall of Fame	135	Rate it
270	A Habib Goal For Christmas (Lyric only) Tune of Rock'n'Roll Xmas by Boro's Gary G	Made Up	135	Rate it


271	Roy Keane (Lyric only) Slagging off Roy Keane	Made Up	134	Rate it
272	Always Cheating (Lyric only) Repeat till bored	'avin a Go	134	Rate it
273	Some Call Us Newcastle Utd (Lyric only) we are the best	Vintage	133	Rate it
274	EIEIEIO Up The Championship (Lyric only) New version	Classics	133	Rate it
275	Are You Watching Big Fat Sam??? (Lyric only) A little stick to our old gaffer.	'avin a Go	132	Rate it

276	Xisco (Lyric only) Disco for Xisco	Hall of Fame	132	Rate it
277	Head Kicked In (Lyric only) Mental geordies	'avin a Go	132	Rate it
278	One For Jonas (Lyric only) Sang against Aston Villa when he set Martins up at ...	Hall of Fame	132	2.0
279	You Can Shove Them Bubbles Up Your Arse (Lyric only) Especially made for West Ham .	'avin a Go	132	Rate it
280	Your Support Is Never There (Lyric only) Haha - boro ;)	Made Up	132	Rate it


281	Scared Of Shearer (Lyric only) Still scared Keano? Man U?	'avin a Go	131	Rate it
282	We'll Meet Again (Lyric only) For the Mackems when they go down	Vintage	131	Rate it
283	Laurent Robert (Lyric only) For our former wide man	Hall of Fame	131	Rate it
284	Where Were You At Newcastle? (Lyric only) Sung when we beat a team in the the first ...	'avin a Go	131	Rate it
285	If We Go Down (Lyric only) Heard in a pub recently	Classics	131	Rate it

286	Argentina (Lyric only) For Jonas and Fabricio	Hall of Fame	130	Rate it
287	Niall Quin's Disco Pants (Lyric only) nial fart quinn	'avin a Go	130	Rate it
288	Top Of The League (Lyric only) To the dull Chelsea supporters	'avin a Go	130	Rate it
289	(Another) Hark Now Hear (Lyric only) heard at tottenham	'avin a Go	129	Rate it
290	Habib Beye (Lyric only) To the Happy Days tune.	Hall of Fame	128	Rate it


291	Forty-Six Bassong (Lyric only) To tune of Rupert The Bear	Hall of Fame	128	Rate it
292	Anfield Library (Lyric only) Shhhhhhhhhhhhh....be quiet at Anfield	'avin a Go	128	Rate it
293	Will Habib Score At Christmas? (Lyric only) Heard over Christmas	Hall of Fame	128	Rate it
294	Down Like Joey (Lyric only) To The Mackems	Funny	127	Rate it
295	Jet Plane (Lyric only) Sung at sponserless West Ham	Funny	127	Rate it

296	Obese Of The North (Lyric only) Great song sung during friendlies	Anthems	127	Rate it
297	Build A Bonfire (Lyric only) burn the scum	'avin a Go	127	Rate it
298	Oh When The Mackems Go Marching In. (Lyric only) hahahaha	Made Up	127	5.0
299	First Year Atmosphere (Lyric only) For the promoted sides who think their loud	'avin a Go	127	Rate it
300	Shoe's Off For St James' Park (Lyric only) Simple , WE LOVE ST JAMES' PARK!!!	Funny	127	Rate it


301	What The F*****g Hell Is That (Lyric only) After Crystal Palace fans waved a very odd flag at ...	'avin a Go	127	Rate it
302	Charlie (Lyric only) To tune of CHARMA CHAMELION	Hall of Fame	124	Rate it
303	Sit Down, Stand Up for St James' Park (Lyric only) Everyone sits down and stands up	Hall of Fame	124	Rate it
304	When Were Losing 3-0 (Lyric only) Heard at many away games	'avin a Go	124	Rate it
305	Ashley Out (Lyric only) to the tune of "Newcastle"	'avin a Go	124	Rate it

306	The Wheels On Your House Go Round And Round (Lyric only) Sing to Gippos	Funny	123	Rate it
307	Mackem Takem (Lyric only) To the tune of the laughing police man.	'avin a Go	123	Rate it
308	N'Zogbia (Lyric only) Song for Charlie	Hall of Fame	123	Rate it
309	Alan Shearer's Barmy Army (Lyric only) 2 things: LOVE SHEARER and HATE the mackems	Hall of Fame	123	Rate it
310	Down With The Woolworths (Lyric only) Song for the Boro - heard at Toon v Smoggies ...	'avin a Go	123	Rate it


311	Tell All The Boys You Know (Lyric only) Glasgow calling for Toon	Vintage	122	5.0
312	Phillipe Albert (Old) (Lyric only) To tune of Rupert The Bear	Hall of Fame	122	Rate it
313	Lets All Have A Disco (Lyric only) A song to sing when you are really happy and ...	Funny	122	Rate it
314	Good King Habib Beye (Lyric only) To tune of Good King Wenceslas	Made Up	122	Rate it
315	Town Full Of Smackheads (Lyric only) Sang at Liverpool and Everton games	'avin a Go	121	Rate it

316	Eieieio For The Mackems (Lyric only) Also sung for Boro	'avin a Go	121	Rate it
317	Come All Ye Faithful (Lyric only) ANother one for Habib	Made Up	121	Rate it
318	Habib Song (Lyric only) To tune of Deck The Halls	Made Up	121	Rate it
319	They Always Run. (Lyric only) The hatred is lethal	'avin a Go	121	5.0
320	Sir John Hall's Got The Money (Lyric only) An old song but great sing, to the tune of ...	Classics	121	Rate it


321	We All Love Newcastle (Lyric only) Song for when we score	Classics	121	Rate it
322	Chopra Is A Mackem (Lyric only) For the Sunderland forward	'avin a Go	120	Rate it
323	Tell Us Something We Don't Know (Lyric only) Super Geordies	Classics	120	Rate it
324	Here Comes Habib Beye (Lyric only) to tune of Here Comes Santa Claus	Hall of Fame	120	Rate it
325	Rocking Around St James' Park (Lyric only) for Habib	Made Up	120	Rate it

326	Geordie Aggro (Lyric only) The geordie aggro	Classics	120	Rate it
327	He Turned Ya Down (Lyric only) Shearer is a Geordie and he hates Man United lalalala	'avin a Go	119	Rate it
328	We Are Going Up (Lyric only) Repeat till bored	Classics	119	Rate it
329	You Stole My Stereo! (Lyric only) For Gerrard and the Scousers	'avin a Go	118	Rate it
330	Fergie's Right Ya Fans Are Sh*Te (Lyric only) stupid unloyal mancs	Funny	118	Rate it


331	Same Old Chelsea (Lyric only) cheats	'avin a Go	118	Rate it
332	Dreaming Of A White Christmas (Lyric only) From Beyewatch	Hall of Fame	118	Rate it
333	EIEIEIO Up The Football League We Go (Lyric only) Gutted	Classics	118	Rate it
334	Cheer Up Gordan Strachan (Lyric only) sad man of Boro	'avin a Go	118	Rate it
335	Can We Play You Every Week (Lyric only) Funny old song	'avin a Go	117	Rate it

336	Hodgson For Finland (Lyric only) Sang to the funny cottagers	Funny	117	Rate it
337	Let's All Laugh At Tottenham (Lyric only) We hate the cockney muppets	'avin a Go	117	Rate it
338	What'S It Like To Sh*g A Sheep? (Lyric only) Chanted At Cardiff City Fans	'avin a Go	117	Rate it
339	Keano'S Cat? (Lyric only) keano	'avin a Go	116	Rate it
340	Zog On The Tyne (Lyric only) To the tune of Fog On The Tyne	Hall of Fame	116	Rate it


341	If U Hate The F****G Mackems (Lyric only) Sad mackem bstards	'avin a Go	115	Rate it
342	Shouldn'T You Be Selling Drugs? (Lyric only) For the scousers and the brummies	'avin a Go	115	Rate it
343	Big Al's Army (Lyric only) We hate Sunderland!	Hall of Fame	115	Rate it
344	Sunderland Scum - You Are A Mackem (Lyric only) haha	'avin a Go	115	Rate it
345	Helicopter (Lyric only) He's back!	Funny	113	Rate it

346	Who's That Team We Call United (Lyric only) To tune of God Save Ireland	Vintage	113	Rate it
347	Joe Kinnear's Black 'N' White Army (Lyric only) F********K	Anthems	113	Rate it
348	Habib Beye Jingle Bells (Lyric only) for Wor Habib	Made Up	113	4.0
349	Oh Beye! Oh Beye! (Lyric only) To tune of Away From Here	Made Up	113	Rate it
350	EIEIEIO (Lyric only) Another version heard in cockney land	Funny	113	Rate it


351	Timmy Krul (Lyric only) Tune of Alan Smith	Hall of Fame	113	Rate it
352	Mackems (Lyric only) Hate 'em!	Funny	112	Rate it
353	Not Flying Anymore (Lyric only) Sung at West Ham	Anthems	112	Rate it
354	Fairytale Of Whitley Beye (Lyric only) to tune of Fairytale Of New York	Made Up	112	Rate it
355	We'll Be Coming (Lyric only) Shearer's gaffer	Classics	112	Rate it

356	Scared Of Shearer (Lyric only) To mackems, Man United, Roy Keane and about everyone else	'avin a Go	112	Rate it
357	Are You Shagging (Lyric only) Sung that when we played watford at home last season	'avin a Go	111	Rate it
358	We Support Our Local Team (Lyric only) To all the glory supporters of Manchester.	Funny	111	Rate it
359	Who The F*Ckin Hell Are You? (Lyric only) Sung when someone we dont know comes on the pitch	'avin a Go	111	Rate it
360	Emre (Lyric only) Ole, ole, ole, ole	Hall of Fame	111	Rate it


361	Tell All The Boys (Lyric only) we follow the toon!	Anthems	111	Rate it
362	Habib Beye Rhapsody (Lyric only) To tune of Bohemian Rhapsody	Made Up	111	Rate it
363	Stevie Taylor (Lyric only) Geordie in defense	Hall of Fame	111	Rate it
364	Andy Reid Fatty (Lyric only) Also sung by Sunderland.	'avin a Go	110	Rate it
365	Drinks Up (Lyric only) if you love the Toon	Funny	110	Rate it

366	Fit To Referee (Lyric only) to unfit referees who cant quite catch up	'avin a Go	110	Rate it
367	Were Gonna Win 7-6 (Lyric only) sung when losing 6-0 to man united or 5-0 at ...	Classics	110	Rate it
368	Black And White Through And Through (Lyric only) To the tune of "Kenwyn Jones sells watches on the ...	Classics	110	Rate it
369	Geordie Ambulance (Lyric only) (or St Johns Ambulance)	'avin a Go	109	Rate it
370	Habib Beye (Lyric only) T the tune of Agadoo	Hall of Fame	109	Rate it


371	F**K Off Boro (Lyric only) And also sung to many other teams	'avin a Go	109	Rate it
372	Fat Yorkshire B*stard (Lyric only) 'avin' a go at Yorkshire	'avin a Go	109	5.0
373	Garden Shed (Lyric only) Sang to smoggys bout the riverside stadium	'avin a Go	108	Rate it
374	Same Old Shearer (Lyric only) No.9	Hall of Fame	108	Rate it
375	Habib Beye And His Merry Men (Lyric only) To tune of Robin Hood	Hall of Fame	108	Rate it

376	Every Day I Love You Habib Beye (Lyric only) To tune of Everyday I Love You Less And Less	Made Up	108	Rate it
377	We've Been All Over The Place (Lyric only) Funny one form Toon	Classics	108	Rate it
378	The Beans (Lyric only) Sang on really cold days	Funny	107	Rate it
379	Stand Up If You Hate The Scum (Lyric only) For Sunderland	'avin a Go	107	Rate it
380	Trip To Glasgow (Lyric only) Don't wanna go home!	Classics	107	Rate it


381	We're S**te! (Lyric only) We still support	Funny	107	Rate it
382	We All Hate Safc, Scum (Lyric only) SAFC means sunderland athletic football club	Hall of Fame	107	Rate it
383	We Can See You Sneaking Out (Lyric only) Sung to fans who are leaving because their team losing	'avin a Go	107	Rate it
384	One More He Only Needs One More (Lyric only) Sung in 2005 when Shearer scored his 199th goal for ...	Hall of Fame	107	Rate it
385	Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only) Sung to Martin Jol at Spurs (he actually did get ...	'avin a Go	107	Rate it

386	Steven Taylor Toon Toon (Lyric only) TAYLOR	Hall of Fame	107	Rate it
387	One Song (Lyric only) Sung to teams with no songs except one	'avin a Go	107	Rate it
388	Eieieio To Boro (Lyric only) Sung to the smoggies (Ed: Smoggies = Middlesbrough)	'avin a Go	107	Rate it
389	Ricky Sbragia Aka Shrek (Lyric only) Honestly, doesn't he look like goofy or shrek	'avin a Go	107	Rate it
390	That'S Habib Beye (Lyric only) to tune of That's Amore	Made Up	107	Rate it


391	We Can See You Holding Hands (Lyric only) Sang for the Watford	Funny	106	Rate it
392	Shall We Sing A Song For You (Lyric only) Another classic	'avin a Go	106	Rate it
393	Whats It Like To Have No Fans (Lyric only) Sung to small teams with almost no fans	'avin a Go	106	Rate it
394	Taken A P*ss (Lyric only) Old classic funny song	Classics	106	Rate it
395	He Did Cisse! (Lyric only) Bassong doing Cisse and Jones	'avin a Go	106	5.0

396	Typical (Lyric only) When teams keep on making mistakes	'avin a Go	106	Rate it
397	Habib Hallelujah (Lyric only) Habib Beye- a reason to be cheerful	Made Up	106	Rate it
398	Toon, Toon, Hate the Mackems (Lyric only) There's a surprise	'avin a Go	105	Rate it
399	Oh, Habib (Lyric only) For the African Defender	Hall of Fame	105	Rate it
400	1-0, 3-1 Up (Lyric only) To the tune of nick nack paddywack	Made Up	105	Rate it


401	Boro vs Sevilla (Lyric only) Taking the michael out of the Boro!	'avin a Go	104	Rate it
402	Gooch Where Ever You Maybe (Lyric only) A song for our new brick at the back	Funny	104	Rate it
403	We're Geordies (Lyric only) we're mental	Classics	104	Rate it
404	Jose Enrique (Lyric only) Toonultras Very Own BBTN	Hall of Fame	104	Rate it
405	Wheyaye! (Lyric only) To the tune of Wiggle Wiggle	Funny	104	Rate it

406	Habib The Toon'S Best Right-Back (Lyric only) To tune of Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer	Made Up	104	Rate it
407	Can You Stop Our Habib Beye? (Lyric only) To tune of Stop The Cavalry	Made Up	104	Rate it
408	Pogo To The Premier League (Lyric only) Everyone pogo's!!!!!!!	Hall of Fame	104	Rate it
409	Fck Off Home (Lyric only) Manchester wnk, wnk, wnk.	'avin a Go	103	Rate it
410	Sit Down For Keegan (Lyric only) King Kev!	Hall of Fame	103	Rate it


411	Mark Viduka (Lyric only) Down at Wigan on Boxing Day - he hasn't been ...	'avin a Go	103	Rate it
412	Same Old Drogba (Lyric only) Heard against Cheslea when he dives (also for c.ronaldo)	'avin a Go	103	Rate it
413	Wor Habib (Lyric only) To tune of Little Donkey	Made Up	103	Rate it
414	Habib Beye Classic (Lyric only) For the mighty Habib	Made Up	103	5.0
415	Sang When Habib Plays Centre Back (Lyric only) To tune of Angel Is A Centrefold	Hall of Fame	103	Rate it

416	We've Got Gilly Gillespie (Lyric only) To the tune of The Outhere Brothers Boom, Boom hit	Hall of Fame	103	Rate it
417	Shoes Off For Keegan (Lyric only) Protest...	Hall of Fame	102	Rate it
418	Going Down (Lyric only) Sang at Boro.	'avin a Go	102	Rate it
419	Let's All Laugh At Chopra (Lyric only) For the Sunderland forward	'avin a Go	102	Rate it
420	Andys Made Up Song (Lyric only) Hahaha	Made Up	102	Rate it


421	We're In The Sh*t Again (Lyric only) Fly The Flag!	Classics	102	Rate it
422	Toon Toon Hate The Cockneys (Lyric only) Don't like Cockneys!	'avin a Go	102	Rate it
423	this year up next year down (Lyric only) About the dog wa**ing Keano sung to nick nack paddy ...	'avin a Go	101	Rate it
424	Shoes Off (Lyric only) No shoes	Funny	101	Rate it
425	We Are The Toon (Lyric only) Toon Army	Classics	101	Rate it

426	Town Full Of Chavs (Lyric only) Sang at Birmingham and Villa games	'avin a Go	101	Rate it
427	Little Bit (Lyric only) for Big Sam	Hall of Fame	101	Rate it
428	Joe Kinnear (Lyric only) A little saviour	Funny	101	Rate it
429	Should Of Kept' Big Sam (Lyric only) A reply to Bolton's chant- You Should Of Kept Big ...	'avin a Go	101	Rate it
430	Always Scoring (Lyric only) Heard at Darlington as he bagged 2 goals	Hall of Fame	101	Rate it


431	Sir John Hall (Old) (Lyric only) To the tune of My Old Man	Vintage	100	Rate it
432	S**t On Merseyside (Lyric only) Sang at Everton	'avin a Go	100	Rate it
433	Wat The F**K Happened To Your Team (Lyric only) Sung at mackems	'avin a Go	100	Rate it
434	England'S No.4 (Lyric only) Used to be sung to Calamity (David) James	'avin a Go	100	Rate it
435	We Are Here! (Lyric only) geordie boys	Classics	100	Rate it

436	Sing When Your Stealing (Lyric only) Newcastle song sang at Liverpool	'avin a Go	100	Rate it
437	Big Al (Lyric only) Sing when Shearers mangering/ playing	Hall of Fame	100	Rate it
438	Oh, Habib Beye (Lyric only) To tune of The Red Flag	Made Up	100	Rate it
439	Habib The Right-Back (Lyric only) To tune of Frosty The Snowman	Made Up	100	Rate it
440	Perfect Beye (Lyric only) To tune of Perfect Day	Hall of Fame	100	Rate it


441	We Are Stayin Up! (Lyric only) Premiership next season	Classics	100	Rate it
442	You're Not Yodelling (Lyric only) When Newcastle took the lead against FC Basle of Switzerland ...	Funny	99	Rate it
443	Ruel Fox (Old) (Lyric only) Ruel Fox socks.	Vintage	99	Rate it
444	Ashley Out (Lyric only) We want Ashley out.	'avin a Go	99	3.0
445	Oh Steven Taylor!! (Lyric only) Saluting the awesome centre back	Hall of Fame	99	Rate it

446	Sit Down (Lyric only) on the floor	Funny	98	Rate it
447	Habib Beye - ( Yesterday ) (Lyric only) habib beye classic	Hall of Fame	98	Rate it
448	This Is So F*Cking Easy (Lyric only) When its just to easy	'avin a Go	98	Rate it
449	Stevey Harper Song (Lyric only) Sung to Newcastle's no 1, big Steve Harper	Hall of Fame	98	Rate it
450	If You Love Shearer (Lyric only) Sit down, stand up	Hall of Fame	98	Rate it


451	Conga If You Love Shearer (Lyric only) Conga for Shearer	Hall of Fame	98	Rate it
452	King Habib Beye (Lyric only) To tune of The Little Drummer Boy	Made Up	98	Rate it
453	Bye Bye Boro (Lyric only) Down you go!!!	'avin a Go	98	Rate it
454	Oba (Lyric only) 5ft 4/6ft 2 21/28	Hall of Fame	97	Rate it
455	Only Sing When You'Re Stealing! (Lyric only) For the scousers	'avin a Go	97	Rate it

456	One For Ashley (Lyric only) For the Cockney Mafia	'avin a Go	97	Rate it
457	Run Away (Lyric only) When referees run away at final time knowing they've made ...	'avin a Go	97	4.0
458	Mackems (Lyric only) Never win nuthin	Made Up	97	Rate it
459	Eieieio ( Shearer Version) (Lyric only) heard outside st james park , the morning everyone found ...	Hall of Fame	97	Rate it
460	I Don'T Like Ashley (Lyric only) to tune of I Don't Like Mondays	'avin a Go	97	Rate it


461	When the Toon goes marching in (Lyric only) I want to be in that number	'avin a Go	97	5.0
462	Thankyou (Old) (Lyric only) For Man Utd.	Vintage	96	Rate it
463	Proud To Be A Geordie (Lyric only) (clap)	Classics	96	Rate it
464	Pogo If You Love Shearer (Lyric only) For Big Al	Hall of Fame	96	Rate it
465	Sitting On The Dock Of The Beye (Lyric only) Tune of Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay	Made Up	96	Rate it

466	We'Ve Got Habib Beye (Lyric only) To tune of My Old Man	Hall of Fame	96	Rate it
467	1-0 Down, 4-1 Up V2 (Lyric only) One for the sad mackems	Funny	95	Rate it
468	Don't Stop Beardsley (Lyric only) to tune of Wiggle Wiggle	Hall of Fame	95	Rate it
469	Super Shay (Lyric only) Sang when Shay went to his goal at Hull	Vintage	95	Rate it
470	All Gone Quiet (Lyric only) Sung when the other fans have nowt to say	'avin a Go	95	Rate it


471	Alan Shearer Is Coming Home (Lyric only) He's back!	Hall of Fame	95	Rate it
472	Back Shearer (Lyric only) Cumon the Toon	Made Up	95	Rate it
473	He's A Dwarf (Lyric only) The dwarf that is Dennis Wise and hes smaller than ...	'avin a Go	94	Rate it
474	Sunderland In Disguise (Lyric only) Mostly sung to smoggies and also other clubs	'avin a Go	94	Rate it
475	When The Russian Gets Poisoned (Lyric only) Pollonium makes you worry?	Funny	93	Rate it

476	Habib Plays Right Back For The Toon (Lyric only) To tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town	Made Up	93	Rate it
477	S**T Fans (Lyric only) We are the best	'avin a Go	92	Rate it
478	Boro - The S*it Of The North East (Lyric only) Sang to Middlesbrough fans	'avin a Go	92	Rate it
479	We Hate Em All (Lyric only) Tellin em where 2 gan	'avin a Go	92	5.0
480	Habib Beye Is Here Again! (Lyric only) Tune of Happy Days Are Here Again	Hall of Fame	92	Rate it


481	Joe Kinnear (Lyric only) What a personality!	Hall of Fame	92	Rate it
482	Pogo For Keegan (Lyric only) Up and Down	Hall of Fame	91	Rate it
483	Stand Up If You Hate Ashley (Lyric only) Everyone stands up............	'avin a Go	91	Rate it
484	Were Site (Lyric only) Sick of being site!!	Funny	90	Rate it
485	Super Seb (Lyric only) Bassong, Just had a quick go at it.	Made Up	90	Rate it

486	Shearer Is Our Boss (Lyric only) Tune of My Old Man (heard around toon)	Hall of Fame	90	5.0
487	Everyone Hates Cisse . (Lyric only) We all hate Cisse	'avin a Go	90	Rate it
488	Habib Wonderland (Lyric only) From Beyewatch	Hall of Fame	90	Rate it
489	Sing Your Hearts Out (Lyric only) Heard everywhere we go to support the lads	Classics	90	Rate it
490	What The F*****G Was That? (Lyric only) After a Palace player missed a great chance comically	'avin a Go	90	Rate it


491	Oba Newcastle's Number 9 (Lyric only) Newcastle's Number 9	Hall of Fame	89	5.0
492	When The Beye Man Scores A Goal (Lyric only) Tune of I Wish It Could Be Xmas Everyday	Made Up	89	3.0
493	Jimmy Milner! (Lyric only) Sang when Milner had a good game	Hall of Fame	88	Rate it
494	S**T Ground (Lyric only) Sang at Portsmouth	'avin a Go	88	Rate it
495	Crap - Andy Reid (Lyric only) classic	'avin a Go	88	Rate it

496	You'll Never Beat Bassong (Lyric only) You'll Never Beat Bassong	Hall of Fame	88	Rate it
497	We Are The Mags (Lyric only) This is who we are.	Classics	87	Rate it
498	He's Oba Here He's Oba There (Lyric only) The dark destroyer everywhere...	Hall of Fame	87	Rate it
499	We've Got More Fans Than You (Lyric only) When theres no home fans	'avin a Go	87	Rate it
500	Yorkshire Sheep Sh*ggers (Lyric only) one for scum - sang at Newcastle v Leeds (friendly)	'avin a Go	87	Rate it


501	Obafem! (Lyric only) Made up one for Oba	Made Up	86	Rate it
502	Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets (Lyric only) Laughing at the likes of Boro	'avin a Go	84	Rate it

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