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Pie Rating | ||
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| 1 |
Get Yer Tits Out
Like the log wolf whistle at the end. |
1,663 | Rate it | |
| 2 |
Boro Stayed At Home
Where are they? |
1,653 | Rate it | |
| 3 |
Pogo If You Love The Toon
Up and down |
1,014 | ||
| 4 |
Magpie Ranger
I want to be a magpie ranger... |
751 | Rate it | |
| 5 |
Family!
Quality song. |
591 | Rate it | |
| 6 |
Roy Keane
Slagging off Roy Keane |
523 | Rate it | |
| 7 |
For The Police
What a waste of council tax. |
475 | Rate it | |
| 8 |
1-0 down 4-1 up
Sang to the Mackems to tune of Knick Knack Paddy ... |
466 | Rate it | |
| 9 |
Sunderland's A Massive Club F**k Off
Heard this one at Carlisle |
462 | Rate it | |
| 10 |
Helicopter
He's back! |
430 | Rate it | |
| 11 |
Peter Reid
Monkey Heed |
419 | Rate it | |
| 12 |
My Old Man Said Be A Sunderland Fan
Sad mackem b*stards |
417 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
Down Like Joey
To The Mackems |
389 | Rate it | |
| 14 |
We Love Sunderland?
??? |
335 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
Gooch Where Ever You Maybe
A song for our new brick at the back |
304 | Rate it | |
| 16 |
Joe Kinnear
Joe "I 'ent no f**kin Cockney" Kinnear |
275 | Rate it | |
| 17 |
Who's 46?
Sang at Doncaster game |
252 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
When The Russian Gets Poisoned
Pollonium makes you worry? |
251 | Rate it | |
| 19 |
The Wheels On Your House Go Round And Round
Sing to Gippos |
243 | Rate it | |
| 20 |
Mackems
Hate 'em! |
241 | Rate it | |
| 21 |
1-0 Down, 4-1 Up V2
One for the sad mackems |
237 | Rate it | |
| 22 |
The Beans
Sang on really cold days |
231 | Rate it | |
| 23 |
Everybody Say Wheyaye!
To tune of boom boom |
229 | Rate it | |
| 24 |
We Support Our Local Team
To all the glory supporters of Manchester. |
220 | Rate it | |
| 25 |
Shoes Off
No shoes |
212 | Rate it | |
| 26 |
Drinks Up
if you love the Toon |
210 | Rate it | |
| 27 |
If Shola Scores...
Sang at Everton |
208 | Rate it | |
| 28 |
No Silverware
To tune of the Red Flag |
195 | Rate it | |
| 29 |
You're Not Yodelling
When Newcastle took the lead against FC Basle of Switzerland ... |
186 | Rate it | |
| 30 |
Fergie's Right Ya Fans Are Sh*Te
stupid unloyal mancs |
177 | Rate it | |
| 31 |
My Holiday
Sung to West Ham fans after XL went bust |
172 | Rate it | |
| 32 |
Sit Down
on the floor |
164 | Rate it | |
| 33 |
Jet Plane
Sung at sponserless West Ham |
161 | Rate it | |
| 34 |
50 Yrs
No trophy in 50 years |
129 | Rate it | |
| 35 |
We're S**te!
We still support |
128 | Rate it | |
| 36 |
We Drink...
Newcastle Brown |
127 | Rate it | |
| 37 |
Hodgson For Finland
Sang to the funny cottagers |
118 | Rate it | |
| 38 |
Wheyaye!
To the tune of Wiggle Wiggle |
101 | Rate it | |
| 39 |
Woah Shola Ameobi
tune of the hoockey coockey |
34 | Rate it | |
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|---|---|---|
| 1 | 36 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 29 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 18 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 4 | 10 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 5 | 6 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 6 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 5 |
Toby Milfull Man United |
| 8 | 4 |
Bluenose 1878 Everton |
| 9 | 4 |
Simon Hills Arsenal |
| 10 | 3 |
Zac Bradbury Stoke City |
| 11 | 3 |
Toby Man United |
| 12 | 3 |
Jordon Gilks West Ham |
| 13 | 2 |
Yosa Hasbianto Chelsea |
| 14 | 2 |
Alex Shilling Exeter City |
| 15 | 2 |
Gary Onion Southampton |
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