Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Park Park Wherever You May Be Brilliant and one of the funniest	Man United	25,631	4.93022
2	Arsenal Pass The Ball Took the piss at Anfield, as opposed to Liverpool hoof ...	Arsenal	10,579	5.0
3	JT's Ma Why wouldn't she? (Ed: Sorry JT)	Liverpool	9,020	4.91667
4	Seen Gerrard Win The League? Well have you, aarrrgh!!!	Arsenal	8,813	4.75
5	We Pay Your Benefit Scousers who else	Arsenal	7,440	5.0
6	Enoch Showumni United's 21 Who's the daddy?	Leeds United	6,872	4.87499
7	Marching With Abu Dhabi Northern humour	Man City	6,329	4.875
8	Feed The Scousers Funny and great	Man United	6,254	4.0
9	Dirty Northern B*stards Sung to whoever comes down to the Boleyn.	West Ham	5,991	4.90909
10	We'll Buy Your Club We're so rich	Man City	5,712	5.0

11	We Paid For Your Hats To the stewards and the police	Arsenal	5,503	5.0
12	Come To See Eboue Arsenal's 27, Eboue is wo tey come to see	Arsenal	4,850	5.0
13	Fat Spanish Waiter Man City sang to Rafa at Anfield	Man City	4,793	4.5
14	Liverpool Hoof The Ball Great taking the pi*s out of the scousers for their ...	Arsenal	4,747	4.5
15	My Garden Shed Funny fanchant refering to the home teams ground size.	Aston Villa	4,619	5.0
16	John Arne Riise Great goal, goal of the eason maybe.	Chelsea	4,481	5.0
17	Where's Your Mourinho Yet another sung to Chelsea.	Liverpool	4,369	3.88889
18	Couldn't Carry Lampard Fat w*nker	West Ham	4,227	5.0
19	We Never Win Drown our sorrows	Man City	4,041	5.0
20	We Nicked Your Microphone Hilarious chant from when Leeds caused Chaos at Histon, pinching ...	Leeds United	3,887	4.0

21	Fill Up Your Car Funny despite him not seeing sense and coming to City	Man City	3,790	5.0
22	She Fell Over Sung when someone takes a tumble like a girl	Arsenal	3,693	5.0
23	Are We Too Rich For You Yes, I guess we are... (Ed: Excuse me while I ...	Man City	3,563	5.0
24	Bouncy, Bouncy Sung whilst bouncing up and down of course	Rangers	3,487	5.0
25	Charlie Adam's Sister's Pants 'Bout Rangers' players sister	Celtic	3,352	4.0
26	Interbred Scum For the Derby	Leeds United	3,240	4.66667
27	Your Suit's From Matalan Having a go at the "Special one's" taste in attire.	Man City	3,104	3.66667
28	Your Ground's From B & Q Sung at Colchester 06/07 season	Leeds United	2,992	4.8
29	We're Not Famous Anymore Usually sung when they sing "You're not famous...." (Ed: Better ...	Leeds United	2,986	5.0
30	Christian Dailly We'd let him 'ave our wives.	West Ham	2,836	5.0

31	We Are F*cking Loaded Wrong but true	Man City	2,823	4.75
32	Oh Owen Hargreaves The best of Moscow... (Ed: originally sung by West Ham ...	Man United	2,801	4.83333
33	Get Yer Tits Out Like the log wolf whistle at the end.	Newcastle United	2,792	4.25
34	Stand Up If You've Got A Job Funny aimed at the scousers.	West Ham	2,601	5.0
35	The Kirk Broadfoot Song For our white cafu	Rangers	2,564	5.0
36	Shall We Build A Ground For You Sang to the Scousers, we can afford it why not ...	Man City	2,509	5.0
37	Third World Country! Havin a pop at Cardiff and the Welsh in general! ...	Leeds United	2,444	5.0
38	Bounce In A Minute Accompanied by jumping up and down	Liverpool	2,422	5.0
39	John Motson My Lord Simply the best. Sung when the shambolic ITV were at ...	Leeds United	2,392	5.0
40	We Won It One Time Those were the days	Fulham	2,381	4.0

41	We're So Rich It's Unbelievable Rolling in it	Man City	2,356	4.5
42	Silent Night Brilliantly made up at watford (home) tilton	Birmingham City	2,309	5.0
43	Boro Stayed At Home Where are they?	Newcastle United	2,235	5.0
44	Soya Sauce And Chicken Chops Suey brilliant made by back of tilton	Birmingham City	2,187	5.0
45	Stand Up Cos You Can't Sit Down Sung at Brighton	Leeds United	2,108	4.5
46	Let's All Have A Disco Fun times on the terraces	Aston Villa	2,052	5.0
47	Harry Redknapp's Got A Twitch Judas. Pompey deserve him.	Southampton	1,926	5.0
48	We Only Score From A Throw In After Liam Lawrence secured Stoke's premiership position with a 25 ...	Stoke City	1,897	4.66667
49	We're Not Famous Anymore Always wondered what we sounded like. Classic to Walsall's taunt ...	Leeds United	1,846	5.0
50	My Garden Shed Sung at Old Trafford amongst others	Sunderland	1,817	5.0

51	Go On Trundle Good advice to Lee Trundle	Leeds United	1,760	5.0
52	Best Behaved Supporters In The Land Best supporters in the world	Liverpool	1,698	3.0
53	Shoes Off If You Hate Man U! Hilarious when the whole away holds their shoes up high	Leeds United	1,670	5.0
54	Niall Quinn's Disco Pants Long may you reign over us king Niall. (Ed: better ...	Sunderland	1,607	5.0
55	Pogo If You Love The Toon Up and down	Newcastle United	1,598	4.33333
56	We're Sh*t And We Know We Are Sung at Derby when getting relegated 06/07 season when they ...	Leeds United	1,558	5.0
57	You'll get Foot & Mouth This came about during the foot and mouth outbreak a ...	Birmingham City	1,530	4.66667
58	Bring On The Trumpets Thought this was funny enough to put up	Millwall	1,448	Rate it
59	One Frank Sinatra For ex chairman Thaksin Shinawatra	Man City	1,436	5.0
60	Sign On The old classic sung to the poor people.	Nottingham Forest	1,436	5.0

61	When The Beans Come Out The Tin everybody loves beans	Birmingham City	1,411	5.0
62	De, De, De De Lyrics not fully known, see below.	Sunderland	1,394	5.0
63	Rangers Scoring Hear Rangers Score All The Time	Rangers	1,259	5.0
64	Sh*t Ground No Bogs Sung when at Bristol Rovers when there were no bogs.	Leeds United	1,216	4.33333
65	O'Connor The song says it all really.	Birmingham City	1,213	5.0
66	Let's All Have A Disco You can tell by the way they walk, they are ...	Portsmouth	1,209	5.0
67	Sebo Celtic taking the p*ss chanting for Rangers to bring on ...	Celtic	1,200	5.0
68	Ayatollah Classic Cardiff City	Cardiff City	1,183	4.5
69	This Is The Best Trip Sang at most away games	Hull City	1,182	4.0
70	Let's All Have A Disco Boogy on down. Great Southampton ringtone. Sung whilst dancing around ...	Southampton	1,171	5.0

71	Ten Men Couldnae Carry Nade big fat nade	Hibs	1,153	5.0
72	I've Got A Shed S*it ground, no fans.	Sheffield Wednesday	1,080	5.0
73	Geordie Boys We like to do it like	Newcastle United	1,073	Rate it
74	Come On City Someone getting right into it	Man City	1,071	5.0
75	Cheer Up Billy Davies Sung at Billy Davies when we were away at Derby	Birmingham City	1,062	5.0
76	Tevez Is A Wedsnesdayite Our hero from West Ham.	Sheffield Wednesday	1,024	5.0
77	Goal Kick Funny A great way to put the keeper off his kick.	Leicester City	1,007	5.0
78	Could Be Worse, We Could Be Leeds Sung about our friends (I use the term loosely) who've ...	Derby County	1,006	5.0
79	One Nil To The Famous Team Great one sung at Leeds last time.	Nottingham Forest	994	5.0
80	Fresh Air Winding up the Smoggies	Sunderland	990	4.5

81	You're Not Fit To Referee Sung when referee was knocked out cold and stretchered off ...	Leeds United	971	4.0
82	Right Side / Left Side It's funny while your singing it	Middlesbrough	950	5.0
83	One Carlos Tevez Always a hero in our book after scoring the goals ...	Sheffield Wednesday	949	5.0
84	Stick Yer Blue Flag Up Ye Arse Sideways....	Queens Park Rangers	911	5.0
85	Wise, Wise Funny sung to Dennis Wise when he took Leeds United ...	Derby County	871	5.0
86	We're Not English, We Are Scouse Saw it on Youtube	Liverpool	865	5.0
87	We Always Get S*** Refs Why does that happen, every time!	West Bromwich Albion	859	5.0
88	Posh Spice Is A Slapper Various versions of this going round!	Leeds United	854	4.5
89	Ginger Pubes No luck for the gingers	Dundee United	808	5.0
90	No-one Hates You No-one Cares Not the best recording. Worth putting in as is funny, ...	Crystal Palace	801	5.0

91	I Am An FC Fan I am an FC fan by FC United of Manchester ...	FC United	801	5.0
92	Arse To A Russian Chelsea sold out....	Blackburn Rovers	797	5.0
93	The Beast Is An Albion Fan Better than a wolf anyday.	West Bromwich Albion	753	5.0
94	We've Won It... Sang in reply to Liverpools '5 times'	Wigan	748	3.0
95	One Steve McClaren Taking the Steve out of the English.	Cardiff City	721	5.0
96	Sun Ji Hi Going to the dogs	Sheffield Utd	713	5.0
97	Hudders Funny 1 Apparently the police are keeping him from his wild women.	Huddersfield Town	705	5.0
98	Maxi Gradel Maxi gradel	Leicester City	705	5.0
99	Crying On The Tele Sung to the Leeds fans seen on the box yelling ...	Huddersfield Town	703	5.0
100	Tracksuits From Matalan Dodgy....	Sheffield Utd	700	5.0

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