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Warning to West Ham fans: Many West Ham football chants and songs contain swearing. football songs lyrics may also cause offence. While some Hammers soccer supporters regard this as harmless Upton Park soccer terrace banter, other footie fans may be deeply offended - please don't listen to the West Ham soccer chants or download ringtones or mp3's if such Upton Park terrace chants are likely to upset you.
Blowing bubbles and plenty more besides!
Listen to West Ham footballl chants then download your favourite as mp3's and ringtones.
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West Ham Terrace Anthems
- I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles All time classic and the best fanchant ever. Best ringtone (ringtone is chorus only).
- Twist and Shout And another classic.
- East, East, East London The best place in the whole wide world.
- Irons! Another good ringtone.
- Stick The Blue Flag And leave it there.
- One Man Went To War One Man Went To War
- She Wore A Claret Ribbon She Wore A Claret Ribbon
- Everywhere We Go! Everywhere we go!
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Classic West Ham Terrace Chants
- We All Follow The West Ham For ever and ever.
- Chim Chimney Chim Chimney Chim Chim Cheroo Simple but effective.
- Come On You Irons Cheer em on. Great ringtone too.
- Let's Go F*****g Mental Hehe, we love it.
- Let's All Have A Disco Love to shuffle. Funny ringtone.
- We Are Top Of The League We was you know.
- We Love You West Ham Amen to that.
- Oh East London! Oh East London!
- I'm West Ham Till I Die I\'m West Ham Till I Die
- We Are Staying Up we are staying up
- Every Where We Go back to 1990
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Funny Fanchants From West Ham Fans
- Christian Dailly We'd let him 'ave our wives.
- Dirty Northern B*stards Sung to whoever comes down to the Boleyn.
- In Your Liverpool Slums In your Liverpool slums
- We Can See You We Can See You
- Zamora Go Back zamora go bck
- We Love You Dailly What do you think of our curly haired Scotsman.
- You Are A Scouser An Ugly Scouser
- We're S**t and we're beating you Sang it against Man-u and Spurs
- Van Persie! Van Persie!
- You're Just A Fat Eddie Murphy You're just a....
- Lasagna when tottenham go the sh*ts
- Your Suits from Mothercare Your Suits from Mothercare
- Vera's Dead West Ham fans away at Man City following the death of the character Vera Duckworth in Coronation Street.
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Havin-a-Go
- Stand Up If You'Ve Got A Job Funny aimed at the scousers.
- Your Support Say\'s it all really.
- You're Supposed To Be At Home Outsinging them again.
- Who Are Ya? Well, who are ya? Makes a funny ringtone.
- Sit Down Shut Up sit down shut up
- That's Zamora To the song "that's amore"
- This Is Like Being At Church sung to boltons poor home fans even tho we was 4-0 down
- Oh Manchester And more sh*t
- Big Fat Frank big fat Frank
- Bring Back My Foreskin bring back my foreskin
- Chelsea, Chelsea, Wherever You May Be Chelsea, Chelsea
- Running round the Tottenham!! Running round the Tottenham!!
- Never Get A Job!! Never Get A Job!!
- 1-0 And You Still Look S**t 1-0 and you still look sh*t
- Does Your Butler Know You'Re Here? winding up our near-silent Fulham counterparts.
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Heroes of West Ham
- Anton And Gabbidon Rocks at the heart of our defence for years to come.
- Zamora Keep those goals coming.
- Oh Matty Etherington Matty see\'s sense.
- R.O.B E.R.T R.O.B E.R.T
- Greeny For England Greeny For England
- England's Number One Sung to Robert Green
- John Pantsil Our African ace.
- John Pantsil Semi-ironic chant for our energy-filled cult hero.
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Golden Oldie Hammers Chants
- Nigel Reo Coker England under 21 captain and heartbeat of the Hammers.
- One Marlon Harewood Big Marlons theme tune.
- Yossi Benayoun Creative genius.
- One Carlos Tevez One Carlos Tevez
- Oh Sh**ty Little Spurs Oh Sh*tty little Spurs
- Bring Back My Mackevenie To bring back my Bonnie
- I Remember Wembley Those were the days
- John Moncur He\'s here, he\'s there
- Mourinho Getting Sacked? Bye Bye Mourinho
The Foul Blog
- Leyton Orient Funnies Posted Wednesday 9 Apr Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all hate ...
- Derby Funny Posted Monday 17 Mar Delusional but funny Derby. The Premier League,(The Premier League),Is Upside Down,(Is Upside Down),The Premier League is Upside Down,We're on top with the Fullham,And the Arsenal's going down... Read 2 comments
- Andy Reid Funny Fatty Posted Friday 7 Mar Andy Reid plays on left wing,He likes McDonalds and Burger King,Andy Reid plays on left wing,He likes McDonalds and Burger King... Read 3 comments
- More from the foul blog
Listen and wince!
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