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Anthems View all

All the legendary football terrace anthems are here. Portsmouth FC Anthems

Funny Football Chants View all

The latest rib ticklers from your club’s terrace wits… Portsmouth FC Funny Football Chants

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Your legends, fancy dans and cult heroes. Hear here! Portsmouth FC Hall Of Fame

Classic Football Songs View all

Think of Songs of Praise. But with hot dog breath. Portsmouth FC Classic Football Songs

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Come and ‘ave a listen if you think you’re hard enough. Portsmouth FC 'avin a go

Vintage Football Chants View all

Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. Portsmouth FC Vintage Football Chants

Made Up Chants And Songs View all

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Latest Portsmouth chants

One Glenn Johnson (Lyric only)
After johnsons accused theft of ...

We're All Going On A ...
Sung in Portugal vs Vittoria ...

When The Ball... (Lyric only)
Papa Boooooouba Diop

Fat Ugly Scummer! (Lyric only)
Sung to James Beattie/ Matt ...

Niko's Gonna Get Ya... (Lyric ...
Sung to Carson when Kranjcar ...

Portsmouth Golden Voices

#	PTS	Member
1	11	Alex Read Portsmouth
2	1	Tingtong Maccadangdang Portsmouth
3	1	Frankie Hullett Portsmouth
4	1	Noway Hozay Portsmouth
5	1	Bradley Wareham Portsmouth
6	1	David Mills Portsmouth
7	1	Die Hard Spooner Portsmouth
8	1	Jordan Hampton Portsmouth
9	1	Kane 'Ronaldo' Little Portsmouth

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Portsmouth Chants

Pompey singing so loud you can hear 'em in Southampton!

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Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Play Up Pompey One of the most famous anthems and a must have ...	Anthems	2,418	5.0
2	Der Der Der...Portsmouth. Another old time classic. Great ringtone!	Classics	1,628	Rate it
3	He's Only A Little Scummer And now he don't sing any more - never did.	'avin a Go	1,540	5.0
4	Da Da Dadada Da Da Simple but very effective - like our play!	Classics	1,283	Rate it
5	Let's All Have A Disco You can tell by the way they walk, they are ...	Funny	1,209	5.0

6	Portsmouth City FC All together now, old classic...	Anthems	1,179	5.0
7	Benjani A classic song for our former African hitman.	Hall of Fame	1,027	5.0
8	Hello Hello We Are The Portsmouth Boys Who do we hate more than Panorama? You guessed it.	Anthems	1,008	4.0
9	Portsmouth Till I Die Hallelujah to that (and beyond).	Anthems	980	5.0
10	Blue Army A timeless classic for any die hard fan.	Classics	927	Rate it


11	Chim Chiminey, Chim Chiminey Rooney or Kanu? You decide.	Hall of Fame	826	Rate it
12	Who Are Ya (With Bells On) The bells, the bells. Play Up Mr Pompey.	'avin a Go	757	Rate it
13	Stand Up If You Hate The Scum Stand up and be counted, we all hate the scummers.	'avin a Go	722	5.0
14	Kanu Is On Fire Somebody who's our favourite hitman....	Hall of Fame	634	Rate it
15	Da Da Da Da Pig Bag Another old classic that doesn't die.	Classics	627	4.0

16	Sit Down Shut Up Shut up you Northern muppets.	'avin a Go	608	Rate it
17	Don't Sing Or You'll Wake Them Up. How many times do we hear...nothing	'avin a Go	597	Rate it
18	We Love You Portsmouth Great Portsmouth ringtone for the mobile.	Anthems	591	Rate it
19	Que Sera, Sera Pompey are going to Wembley.	Classics	564	5.0
20	Southerners, La, La, La Civilisation as we know it.	Classics	544	Rate it


21	Ben Thatcher How much do we hate him? Just ask Pedro.	'avin a Go	525	Rate it
22	England's Number One best goalkeeper in Britain.	Hall of Fame	502	Rate it
23	Kanu Scores...We're Gonna Win The League. Goal celebrations then....Belief.	Classics	478	Rate it
24	Super Matthew Taylor Our former left back.	Hall of Fame	454	Rate it
25	Your Support Giving it to 'em straight.	'avin a Go	445	Rate it

26	You What? What you saying chump?	'avin a Go	433	Rate it
27	Harry Redknapp's Blue Army An ode to the great man himself!	Hall of Fame	427	Rate it
28	That's Why You're Going Down Rubbish, deserve to go down.	'avin a Go	383	Rate it
29	We're Gonna Win The League You better believe it, Harry army's on the up.	Classics	359	Rate it
30	One Pedro Mendes Pedro's going to get you.	Hall of Fame	343	Rate it


31	Jermain Defoe (Lyric only) Song about the great striker.	Hall of Fame	501	Rate it
32	Fat Ugly Scummer! (Lyric only) Sung to James Beattie/ Matt Le Tw@	'avin a Go	425	4.0
33	Niko Kranjcar Is Coming... (Lyric only) Niko Kranjcar Is Coming...	Hall of Fame	400	Rate it
34	You Are My Portsmouth (Lyric only) The one and only.	Classics	296	Rate it
35	Dave The Kemp (Lyric only) A Chant For A Pompey Legend	Hall of Fame	250	5.0

36	One Glenn Johnson (Lyric only) After johnsons accused theft of a toilet seat from B&Q	Funny	215	Rate it
37	One Man Went To Kill (Lyric only) or was it play baseball	'avin a Go	209	Rate it
38	When The Ball... (Lyric only) Papa Boooooouba Diop	Funny	203	Rate it
39	Scum Are Going Down Again... (Lyric only) Agaaaaaaain	'avin a Go	201	Rate it
40	'Arry's A... (Lyric only) Simple but effective	Made Up	192	Rate it


41	If You All Hate The Scummers (Lyric only) clap your hands	'avin a Go	177	Rate it
42	Wembley Wembley (Lyric only) Pompey on their way...	Anthems	175	Rate it
43	Dirty northen b***ards (Lyric only) Grim oop Noorth.	'avin a Go	174	Rate it
44	Na Na Na Na Na... (Lyric only) Bye bye scummers	Made Up	173	Rate it
45	We Are The Famous PFC (Lyric only) Keep on running.	'avin a Go	162	Rate it

46	Sol Fa Cup (Lyric only) Sol FA Cup	Anthems	162	Rate it
47	Youre Gonna Win F*ck All! (Lyric only) Sung to Chelsea + others who think they're better than ...	'avin a Go	154	Rate it
48	Empty Seats (Lyric only) They are all over the place	'avin a Go	150	Rate it
49	We've Got The Whole World In Our Team (Lyric only) Or it seems like it	Funny	149	Rate it
50	We're Not Very Good... (Lyric only) Sungback in the old Division 1 days.	Classics	149	Rate it


51	Get Yer Nostrils (Lyric only) Old time funny from when Phil Thompson was deputising as ...	Funny	130	Rate it
52	Can We Play You Every Week? (Lyric only) Sung to teams when we're thrashing them, particularly the scum	'avin a Go	129	Rate it
53	Der Der Der Der... (Lyric only) The Noooooge	Hall of Fame	122	Rate it
54	We're All Going On A Euopean Tour (Lyric only) Sung in Portugal vs Vittoria Guimaraes & Braga	Vintage	117	Rate it
55	Niko's Gonna Get Ya... (Lyric only) Sung to Carson when Kranjcar touches the ball	'avin a Go	114	Rate it

56	Oneeee Glen Johnson... (Lyric only) Tribute to the man who nicks toilet sinks	Hall of Fame	112	Rate it
57	Harry's Army (Lyric only) Going to Wembley; Harry Redknapp ledgend.	Vintage	111	4.0

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