Arsenal Funny Football Songs

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Chant		Views (90 day)	Pie Rating

1	Arsenal Pass The Ball Took the piss at Anfield, as opposed to Liverpool hoof ...	6,537	Rate it
2	Seen Gerrard Win The League? Well have you, aarrrgh!!!	4,953	5.0
3	We Pay Your Benefit Scousers who else	4,049	Rate it
4	Liverpool Hoof The Ball Great taking the pi*s out of the scousers for their ...	3,396	4.0
5	She Fell Over Sung when someone takes a tumble like a girl	2,296	Rate it

6	Blame Lasagne LOL	1,203	5.0
7	Boring, Boring Arsenal. Really!	1,131	Rate it
8	You'll Never Get A Job It's the song we usually sing at Liverpool but was ...	1,080	Rate it
9	Cheryl Is Sore! Another funny Adebayor chant	946	Rate it
10	You're Just A Fat Spanish Waiter Benitez hurry along & get our drinks	819	1.0

11	Channel 5 Heard this vs Spurs at Carling Cup	684	Rate it
12	50,000 Muppets Going To Stamford Bridge To 10 Green Bottles	641	Rate it
13	Keane Is A Pikey A song we were singing to Keane in cup match.	632	2.0
14	Come To See Eboue Arsenal's 27	598	Rate it
15	Gerrards Baby Is Adebayors! Gerrards baby's not his!	564	3.0

16	Sheryl Is A Slapper Tweedy prefer Ade	519	Rate it
17	I'd rather have a Willie Funny refering to the swap of defenders at the start ...	479	Rate it
18	10 Points When WH fans were singing to Arsenal '"10 Men, We`ve ...	427	5.0
19	Dvd Sung this everytime Lee Young-Pyo touched the ball.	425	Rate it
20	Pascal Cygan Was sung at Highbury when Cygan was drafted in as ...	410	Rate it

21	David Pleat Song for ex Spurs boss.	407	Rate it
22	He Knocked John Terry Out - Abou Diaby Abou Diaby	404	Rate it
23	Tony Adams Magic Lol funny heard it against tottenham couple of weeks back.	389	Rate it
24	England no.6 England no.6Sang at David James after saving penalty from Baptista ...	388	Rate it
25	There Was A Team From White Hart Lane Let's all laugh at Tottnam	380	Rate it

26	When The Russian GoesTo Jail To She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain	374	Rate it
27	Does the social know you're here? Another one for the Scousers	369	Rate it
28	He's Bald, He's Sh*t A song for a true "legend"	355	Rate it
29	Lasagne a song sung to spurs in the carling cup	342	Rate it
30	It's A Circus At The Lane! And so extremely true!	298	Rate it

31	I Would Rather Have A Willy Gallas aka Willy, Cashley aka Cunt	296	Rate it
32	Tottenham Watching Eastenders Champions League? You sure?	264	Rate it
33	You F*cking Scousers Sung to Liverpool & Everton	262	Rate it
34	We Paid For Your Hats To the stewards	255	Rate it
35	Tottenham On Channel 5 Channel 5 on Thursdays, UEFA Cup...	229	Rate it

36	We Only Win One-Nil Just 1-0? Wow!	222	Rate it
37	Who Ate All The Pies? To guys like Rooney.	219	Rate it
38	Sh*t Maradona! Sung to Darren Bent last season.	215	Rate it
39	Tottenham Wank Wank Wank Ahhh...	206	Rate it
40	One Team Called Arsenal! Forget the other ones.	201	Rate it

41	You're The Spurs Of Merseyside! Not even best in town	195	Rate it
42	Jingle Bells 2 Santa is a Goonah.	192	Rate it
43	Adebayoor Adebayooooooor He's like an elephant but Cheryl likes that	180	5.0
44	If Robbo Plays For England So Can I (Paul Robinson) Song for Spurs ex-keeper Paul Robinson.	164	Rate it
45	You're Supposed To Be In Jail! Joey Barton...	151	Rate it

46	Score When We Want To Heard at Derby last season.	140	Rate it
47	You Know We'd Win If We Had To! You know it!	137	Rate it
48	Blame It On Eboue Funny	120	Rate it
49	Maybe Next Year- Spurs Top 4 Spurs top 4? Maybe next year	95	Rate it
50	Fat Paris Hilton Aimed at former Liverpool striker Andrit Voronin	88	Rate it

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