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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
We've Got Vermaelen
Ver-Marley (Vermaelen) to 'I Shot the Sheriff' |
Arsenal | 11,275 | |
| 2 |
Endless Journey
Original song for Charlton fans |
Charlton Athletic | 2,751 | |
| 3 |
Skippy
Good song for our Aussie attacker |
Celtic | 1,943 | |
| 4 |
Everton Blue Sh*te
To the tune of "Liverpool Lou" |
Liverpool | 1,261 | |
| 5 |
Sweet Galaxy
From Angelcitybrigade.net |
Los Angeles Galaxy | 486 | |
| 6 |
Pa Los Colores
ACB!! made up |
Los Angeles Galaxy | 217 | |
| 7 |
Following Crusaders
Crusaders F.C - Pride Of North Belfast |
Crusaders | 202 | Rate it |
| 8 |
Gabriel Obertan (New Recruit Man United) Tune: Seasons In The Sun (Lyric only)
possible song for Gabriel Obertan! |
Man United | 3,026 | |
| 9 |
Bye Bye Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Song for the 80mil we are getting! Tune to Viva ... |
Man United | 2,668 | |
| 10 |
We Arshavin (Lyric only)
To the tune of 'I Am Sailing' by Rod Stewart. ... |
Arsenal | 2,435 | |
| 11 |
New John Terry Song (Lyric only)
jt26 |
Chelsea | 2,347 | |
| 12 |
Cesc Fabregas (Lyric only)
Ronaldo diss -the real master on the pitch |
Arsenal | 2,165 | |
| 13 |
Tevez Tevez (Lyric only)
Legend already |
Man City | 1,958 | |
| 14 |
Valencia (Lyric only)
Possible chant for new signing Valencia |
Man United | 1,941 | |
| 15 |
Greedy Tevez (Lyric only)
Tevez transfer, turned United song around!! |
Man United | 1,917 | |
| 16 |
Gabby Obertan (Lyric only)
obertan chant |
Man United | 1,765 | |
| 17 |
Owen Chant (Lyric only)
FOR OUR NEW SIGNING |
Man United | 1,744 | |
| 18 |
Arshavin (Anderson Tune) (Lyric only)
For Our New Russian Ace Arshaveeen!!! |
Arsenal | 1,692 | |
| 19 |
Arshavin (Lyric only)
To the spiderman theme. by kyle kemp from south jersey |
Arsenal | 1,568 | Rate it |
| 20 |
Cheryl Cole Song (Lyric only)
avin a go |
Newcastle United | 1,377 | |
| 21 |
Cheer Up Wenger (Lyric only)
A variation of a classic |
Man United | 1,309 | |
| 22 |
Gerards Prison Anthem (Lyric only)
Steven Gerard |
Man United | 1,272 | |
| 23 |
Torres Is A Lump Of Sh*te (Lyric only)
Slagging liverpool |
Man United | 1,193 | |
| 24 |
Bye Bye Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Funny chant as Ronaldo goes to Madrid |
Arsenal | 1,155 | Rate it |
| 25 |
Super Glen Johnson (Lyric only)
Made Up Chant |
Liverpool | 1,115 | |
| 26 |
Andrey Arshavin (Lyric only)
To the tune 2 by 2 |
Arsenal | 1,088 | |
| 27 |
David Ngog Liverpools 24 (Lyric only)
To the tune of the Torres song (Ed: Not bad ... |
Liverpool | 1,015 | |
| 28 |
Terrys Mum In Tesco (Lyric only)
Song about Terry's mothers antics in Tesco |
Arsenal | 1,000 | Rate it |
| 29 |
Can't Read My Poker Face Ferguson (Lyric only)
Poker face by lady gaga |
Liverpool | 963 | |
| 30 |
Patrice Evra (Lyric only)
To the tune: By far the greatest team the world ... |
Man United | 961 | |
| 31 |
Tevez (Lyric only)
Tevez |
Man City | 942 | Rate it |
| 32 |
Fields Of Old Trafford (Lyric only)
A song to comemorate the slaughter that was |
Liverpool | 930 | |
| 33 |
This Is How It Feels ... (Lyric only)
An expanded version of the already popular song about City, ... |
Man United | 929 | Rate it |
| 34 |
Oh Little Town Of Manchester (Lyric only)
Topical Christmas chant?? |
Arsenal | 912 | |
| 35 |
John Terry (Carefree Tune) (Lyric only)
John Terry is a hero |
Chelsea | 843 | |
| 36 |
United Scum (Lyric only)
They were beaten. Unlucky scumbags |
Man City | 833 | |
| 37 |
I Would Rather Have Swine Flu (Lyric only)
And so every-one should |
Liverpool | 817 | |
| 38 |
The New Saints (Lyric only)
Song for the new Saints |
The New Saints | 803 | Rate it |
| 39 |
Yossi Yossi Yossi.... Benayoun!!!!!!!!! (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of "Oggy Oggy Oggy....... Oi Oi ... |
Liverpool | 798 | |
| 40 |
Viva Fernando (Lyric only)
Fernando Torres - Anti Ronaldo |
Liverpool | 741 | |
| 41 |
Arsenal (Lyric only)
Sh*te Arsenal |
Chelsea | 726 | |
| 42 |
Ra Ra Arshavin (Lyric only)
To the tune of Rasputin (Bonnie M) |
Arsenal | 720 | |
| 43 |
Bulgarian Rhapsody (Lyric only)
About the transfer of Berbatov to Man United. Set in ... |
Tottenham Hotspur | 720 | |
| 44 |
She'll Be Running Round Tesco With Her Dinner In Her Coat (Lyric only)
John Terry's mum stole from Tesco's (Ed; Allegedly) |
West Ham | 716 | |
| 45 |
Nasri (Lyric only)
Ronaldo sucks and Nasri is the best |
Arsenal | 706 | |
| 46 |
Lorik Cana 'Ll Snap 'Em All. (Lyric only)
The Mighty Albanian |
Sunderland | 695 | Rate it |
| 47 |
Arshavin Makes Ronaldo Look... (Lyric only)
Great song for the Russian maestro |
Arsenal | 688 | |
| 48 |
Gareth Barry (Lyric only)
Possible Gareth Barry chant |
Man City | 686 | |
| 49 |
We Hate Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Sing :) |
Liverpool | 681 | |
| 50 |
United (Lyric only)
For the dirty reds |
Man City | 678 | |
| 51 |
Wow Ho Ho Rooney (Lyric only)
Old Pearson chant |
Man United | 676 | |
| 52 |
F*ck Of Scouse Sung In Return To Chelsea No History (Lyric only)
Funny having a go... |
Chelsea | 675 | |
| 53 |
The Pepe Reina (Lyric only)
The macarena with a hint of pepe |
Liverpool | 663 | Rate it |
| 54 |
Steven Davis Rangers 35 (To The Tune Of Fernando Torres Liverpools No9) (Lyric only)
Please rate it i made it up - - To ... |
Rangers | 661 | |
| 55 |
Benitez Woah Oo (Lyric only)
New chant for record signing |
Birmingham City | 657 | |
| 56 |
Nigel De Jong And Vincent Kompany (Lyric only)
Funny :P |
Man City | 653 | |
| 57 |
Wilson Palacios! (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of Tom Jones's "What's up Pussycat?" |
Tottenham Hotspur | 626 | Rate it |
| 58 |
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard (Lyric only)
Gerrand getting sent to prison |
Leeds United | 625 | |
| 59 |
Jimmy Milner (Lyric only)
England international deserves a chant |
Aston Villa | 623 | |
| 60 |
Scott Dann (Lyric only)
A song about another of our signings. Birmingham city classic ... |
Birmingham City | 619 | |
| 61 |
Kalou Song Verse 1& 2 (Lyric only)
2 Reasons why we love Solomon Kalou! |
Chelsea | 617 | |
| 62 |
John Carew Scum (Lyric only)
John Carew... Carew Hes Sh*t Like His Hole Team Too... |
Birmingham City | 614 | |
| 63 |
Shay Given (Lyric only)
tribute to Shay Given. To the tune of “knee's up ... |
Man City | 613 | |
| 64 |
Dimitar Berbatov (Lyric only)
Song made up for Berbatov |
Man United | 611 | |
| 65 |
John Terry (Lyric only)
John Terry |
Chelsea | 609 | |
| 66 |
John Terry (Lyric only)
The Perfect way to make fun MR. T |
Man United | 606 | Rate it |
| 67 |
Fernando Torres (Lyric only)
Hope you like it another made up 1 but aslong ... |
Liverpool | 606 | Rate it |
| 68 |
Hey Luka! (Lyric only)
To the tune of "Hey Mickey!" |
Tottenham Hotspur | 603 | Rate it |
| 69 |
Arshavin (Lyric only)
Chant I sang while watchin the 4-4 draw :) |
Arsenal | 603 | |
| 70 |
Millwall Fan (Lyric only)
sung to the tune of anarchy in the uk |
Millwall | 602 | |
| 71 |
Louis Saha (Lyric only)
Better than the Torres song, for the man that got ... |
Everton | 585 | Rate it |
| 72 |
United (Lyric only)
Song for Man United's failed trip to Rome |
Man City | 579 | |
| 73 |
Stevie G In Prision (Lyric only)
Have fun in prison |
Man United | 574 | |
| 74 |
The Da Silva Brothers (Lyric only)
The Da Silva Twins |
Man United | 573 | |
| 75 |
Red's Not The Colour (Lyric only)
''They'' refers to Arsenal, Liverpool or Man U and ''we'' ... |
Chelsea | 566 | Rate it |
| 76 |
Paul Anderson Song (Lyric only)
The tune to Agadoo for our class midfielder (Ed: See ... |
Nottingham Forest | 558 | |
| 77 |
Could Have Been Born A Mackem (Lyric only)
Nothing is worse than being a mackem |
Newcastle United | 549 | Rate it |
| 78 |
Super Grant Holt (Lyric only)
One me and my mate made up on our way ... |
Norwich City | 547 | |
| 79 |
In Response To No History (Lyric only)
Funny Sh*t |
Chelsea | 545 | |
| 80 |
Benitez Are You Listening (Lyric only)
Benitez is a zap |
Man United | 535 | |
| 81 |
Who Needs Wayne Rooney? (Lyric only)
Rooney you fat s*!t |
Chelsea | 532 | |
| 82 |
Supercalifragilistic Roman Pavlyuchenko (Lyric only)
A little ditty. Has been done before but I've tweaked ... |
Tottenham Hotspur | 529 | Rate it |
| 83 |
Fellaini (Lyric only)
I made it up lol |
Everton | 527 | Rate it |
| 84 |
Poor Vidic (Lyric only)
'avin a go at Man U |
Liverpool | 509 | Rate it |
| 85 |
Robinho (Lyric only)
To the tune of Tevez Tevez, Torres Torres etc |
Man City | 507 | |
| 86 |
Lock Up Stevie G (Lyric only)
To the tune of Daydream Believer |
Man United | 496 | |
| 87 |
Bellamy My My (Lyric only)
Bellamy song |
Man City | 490 | |
| 88 |
We Got Arshavin (Lyric only)
A chart for our latest wonder signing Andrei Arshavin - ... |
Arsenal | 489 | Rate it |
| 89 |
Steve Gerrard (Lyric only)
To the tune of Qua Sera Sera |
Man United | 486 | Rate it |
| 90 |
Samir Nasri (Lyric only)
Samir Nasri Chant (you are my sunshine) |
Arsenal | 478 | |
| 91 |
Chelsea The Slut (Lyric only)
We're the best so we want better than Chelsea, United ... |
Liverpool | 472 | |
| 92 |
Tim Cahill Evertons' Seventeen (Lyric only)
His tattoo proved he was a blue cahill. |
Everton | 471 | |
| 93 |
We Are The Boys From Bermondsey (Lyric only)
New chant, sung to the tune of Lord Of The ... |
Millwall | 470 | Rate it |
| 94 |
Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
Cracking goal against the Villa |
Man United | 464 | |
| 95 |
John Terry (Lyric only)
John Terry (To the tune of Adam and the Ants ... |
Chelsea | 459 | |
| 96 |
In Response To F*Ck Off Chelsea Fc (To The Tune Of Athenry) (Lyric only)
In response to F*ck off Chelsea FC |
Chelsea | 453 | |
| 97 |
One, Two, Three, Four, Five. (Lyric only)
Great made up song |
Man City | 453 | |
| 98 |
No Arsenal Fans (Lyric only)
Made it up |
Tottenham Hotspur | 440 | |
| 99 |
Luciano Becchio (Lyric only)
argentine wonder |
Leeds United | 437 | |
| 100 |
Rio Ferdinand (New) (Lyric only)
New chant for KING RIO |
Man United | 436 | Rate it |
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Fancy yourself as a football chant word smith? Enter them here and face the ratings of your fellow football loving brethren. We've Got Vermaelen Endless Journey Skippy
Who's That Jumping Off The ...
a song about Stevie G ...
Who's That Team They Call ...
COYW
Poem To Non-United Fans Ha ...
Its a poem that slags ...
George's Boat (Lyric only)
One brought over from Greece
Ashburton The Wonderful (Lyric only)
Really, isn`t it?
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 27 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 2 | 16 |
Kieran Stuart Sunderland |
| 3 | 15 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 4 | 14 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 5 | 12 |
Ryan Houston Tottenham Hotspur |
| 6 | 10 |
Donald Thomson St Mirren |
| 7 | 9 |
Ian Dangerously Man United |
| 8 | 7 |
Niall P Man United |
| 9 | 7 |
Dan Clarke Liverpool |
| 10 | 7 |
Santiago Stritch Chelsea |
| 11 | 6 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 12 | 6 |
Andy Douglass Newcastle United |
| 13 | 5 |
D J Cardiff City |
| 14 | 5 |
Mark Thompson Sunderland |
| 15 | 5 |
Ben Hilton Sunderland |