Top 100 Made Up Chants And Songs

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Chant Type Views
(90 day)
Pie Rating
1 We've Got Vermaelen
Ver-Marley (Vermaelen) to 'I Shot the Sheriff'
Arsenal 11,275
5.0
2 New Chant Endless Journey
Original song for Charlton fans
Charlton Athletic 2,751
5.0
3 Skippy
Good song for our Aussie attacker
Celtic 1,943
5.0
4 Everton Blue Sh*te
To the tune of "Liverpool Lou"
Liverpool 1,261
4.5
5 Sweet Galaxy
From Angelcitybrigade.net
Los Angeles Galaxy 486
5.0
6 Pa Los Colores
ACB!! made up
Los Angeles Galaxy 217
5.0
7 Following Crusaders
Crusaders F.C - Pride Of North Belfast
Crusaders 202 Rate it
8 Gabriel Obertan (New Recruit Man United) Tune: Seasons In The Sun (Lyric only)
possible song for Gabriel Obertan!
Man United 3,026
2.33333
9 Bye Bye Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Song for the 80mil we are getting! Tune to Viva ...
Man United 2,668
3.66667
10 We Arshavin (Lyric only)
To the tune of 'I Am Sailing' by Rod Stewart. ...
Arsenal 2,435
5.0
11 New John Terry Song (Lyric only)
jt26
Chelsea 2,347
3.57143
12 Cesc Fabregas (Lyric only)
Ronaldo diss -the real master on the pitch
Arsenal 2,165
5.0
13 Tevez Tevez (Lyric only)
Legend already
Man City 1,958
5.0
14 Valencia (Lyric only)
Possible chant for new signing Valencia
Man United 1,941
5.0
15 Greedy Tevez (Lyric only)
Tevez transfer, turned United song around!!
Man United 1,917
5.0
16 New Chant Gabby Obertan (Lyric only)
obertan chant
Man United 1,765
5.0
17 Owen Chant (Lyric only)
FOR OUR NEW SIGNING
Man United 1,744
4.75
18 Arshavin (Anderson Tune) (Lyric only)
For Our New Russian Ace Arshaveeen!!!
Arsenal 1,692
3.0
19 Arshavin (Lyric only)
To the spiderman theme. by kyle kemp from south jersey
Arsenal 1,568 Rate it
20 Cheryl Cole Song (Lyric only)
avin a go
Newcastle United 1,377
2.25
21 Cheer Up Wenger (Lyric only)
A variation of a classic
Man United 1,309
4.0
22 Gerards Prison Anthem (Lyric only)
Steven Gerard
Man United 1,272
4.33333
23 Torres Is A Lump Of Sh*te (Lyric only)
Slagging liverpool
Man United 1,193
5.0
24 Bye Bye Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Funny chant as Ronaldo goes to Madrid
Arsenal 1,155 Rate it
25 Super Glen Johnson (Lyric only)
Made Up Chant
Liverpool 1,115
5.0
26 Andrey Arshavin (Lyric only)
To the tune 2 by 2
Arsenal 1,088
3.66667
27 David Ngog Liverpools 24 (Lyric only)
To the tune of the Torres song (Ed: Not bad ...
Liverpool 1,015
5.0
28 Terrys Mum In Tesco (Lyric only)
Song about Terry's mothers antics in Tesco
Arsenal 1,000 Rate it
29 Can't Read My Poker Face Ferguson (Lyric only)
Poker face by lady gaga
Liverpool 963
5.0
30 Patrice Evra (Lyric only)
To the tune: By far the greatest team the world ...
Man United 961
4.33333
31 Tevez (Lyric only)
Tevez
Man City 942 Rate it
32 Fields Of Old Trafford (Lyric only)
A song to comemorate the slaughter that was
Liverpool 930
5.0
33 This Is How It Feels ... (Lyric only)
An expanded version of the already popular song about City, ...
Man United 929 Rate it
34 New Chant Oh Little Town Of Manchester (Lyric only)
Topical Christmas chant??
Arsenal 912
5.0
35 John Terry (Carefree Tune) (Lyric only)
John Terry is a hero
Chelsea 843
2.0
36 United Scum (Lyric only)
They were beaten. Unlucky scumbags
Man City 833
5.0
37 I Would Rather Have Swine Flu (Lyric only)
And so every-one should
Liverpool 817
4.0
38 The New Saints (Lyric only)
Song for the new Saints
The New Saints 803 Rate it
39 Yossi Yossi Yossi.... Benayoun!!!!!!!!! (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of "Oggy Oggy Oggy....... Oi Oi ...
Liverpool 798
4.5
40 Viva Fernando (Lyric only)
Fernando Torres - Anti Ronaldo
Liverpool 741
5.0
41 Arsenal (Lyric only)
Sh*te Arsenal
Chelsea 726
5.0
42 Ra Ra Arshavin (Lyric only)
To the tune of Rasputin (Bonnie M)
Arsenal 720
5.0
43 Bulgarian Rhapsody (Lyric only)
About the transfer of Berbatov to Man United. Set in ...
Tottenham Hotspur 720
5.0
44 She'll Be Running Round Tesco With Her Dinner In Her Coat (Lyric only)
John Terry's mum stole from Tesco's (Ed; Allegedly)
West Ham 716
5.0
45 Nasri (Lyric only)
Ronaldo sucks and Nasri is the best
Arsenal 706
5.0
46 Lorik Cana 'Ll Snap 'Em All. (Lyric only)
The Mighty Albanian
Sunderland 695 Rate it
47 Arshavin Makes Ronaldo Look... (Lyric only)
Great song for the Russian maestro
Arsenal 688
5.0
48 Gareth Barry (Lyric only)
Possible Gareth Barry chant
Man City 686
5.0
49 We Hate Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Sing :)
Liverpool 681
5.0
50 United (Lyric only)
For the dirty reds
Man City 678
5.0
51 Wow Ho Ho Rooney (Lyric only)
Old Pearson chant
Man United 676
4.33333
52 F*ck Of Scouse Sung In Return To Chelsea No History (Lyric only)
Funny having a go...
Chelsea 675
4.85714
53 The Pepe Reina (Lyric only)
The macarena with a hint of pepe
Liverpool 663 Rate it
54 Steven Davis Rangers 35 (To The Tune Of Fernando Torres Liverpools No9) (Lyric only)
Please rate it i made it up - - To ...
Rangers 661
3.5
55 Benitez Woah Oo (Lyric only)
New chant for record signing
Birmingham City 657
5.0
56 Nigel De Jong And Vincent Kompany (Lyric only)
Funny :P
Man City 653
4.5
57 Wilson Palacios! (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of Tom Jones's "What's up Pussycat?"
Tottenham Hotspur 626 Rate it
58 Steve Gerrard, Gerrard (Lyric only)
Gerrand getting sent to prison
Leeds United 625
4.0
59 Jimmy Milner (Lyric only)
England international deserves a chant
Aston Villa 623
4.33333
60 Scott Dann (Lyric only)
A song about another of our signings. Birmingham city classic ...
Birmingham City 619
2.0
61 Kalou Song Verse 1& 2 (Lyric only)
2 Reasons why we love Solomon Kalou!
Chelsea 617
5.0
62 John Carew Scum (Lyric only)
John Carew... Carew Hes Sh*t Like His Hole Team Too...
Birmingham City 614
3.75
63 Shay Given (Lyric only)
tribute to Shay Given. To the tune of “knee's up ...
Man City 613
5.0
64 Dimitar Berbatov (Lyric only)
Song made up for Berbatov
Man United 611
5.0
65 John Terry (Lyric only)
John Terry
Chelsea 609
5.0
66 John Terry (Lyric only)
The Perfect way to make fun MR. T
Man United 606 Rate it
67 Fernando Torres (Lyric only)
Hope you like it another made up 1 but aslong ...
Liverpool 606 Rate it
68 Hey Luka! (Lyric only)
To the tune of "Hey Mickey!"
Tottenham Hotspur 603 Rate it
69 Arshavin (Lyric only)
Chant I sang while watchin the 4-4 draw :)
Arsenal 603
5.0
70 Millwall Fan (Lyric only)
sung to the tune of anarchy in the uk
Millwall 602
5.0
71 Louis Saha (Lyric only)
Better than the Torres song, for the man that got ...
Everton 585 Rate it
72 United (Lyric only)
Song for Man United's failed trip to Rome
Man City 579
5.0
73 Stevie G In Prision (Lyric only)
Have fun in prison
Man United 574
5.0
74 The Da Silva Brothers (Lyric only)
The Da Silva Twins
Man United 573
5.0
75 Red's Not The Colour (Lyric only)
''They'' refers to Arsenal, Liverpool or Man U and ''we'' ...
Chelsea 566 Rate it
76 Paul Anderson Song (Lyric only)
The tune to Agadoo for our class midfielder (Ed: See ...
Nottingham Forest 558
4.66667
77 Could Have Been Born A Mackem (Lyric only)
Nothing is worse than being a mackem
Newcastle United 549 Rate it
78 New Chant Super Grant Holt (Lyric only)
One me and my mate made up on our way ...
Norwich City 547
4.5
79 In Response To No History (Lyric only)
Funny Sh*t
Chelsea 545
3.0
80 Benitez Are You Listening (Lyric only)
Benitez is a zap
Man United 535
5.0
81 Who Needs Wayne Rooney? (Lyric only)
Rooney you fat s*!t
Chelsea 532
3.66667
82 Supercalifragilistic Roman Pavlyuchenko (Lyric only)
A little ditty. Has been done before but I've tweaked ...
Tottenham Hotspur 529 Rate it
83 Fellaini (Lyric only)
I made it up lol
Everton 527 Rate it
84 Poor Vidic (Lyric only)
'avin a go at Man U
Liverpool 509 Rate it
85 Robinho (Lyric only)
To the tune of Tevez Tevez, Torres Torres etc
Man City 507
2.66667
86 Lock Up Stevie G (Lyric only)
To the tune of Daydream Believer
Man United 496
5.0
87 Bellamy My My (Lyric only)
Bellamy song
Man City 490
5.0
88 We Got Arshavin (Lyric only)
A chart for our latest wonder signing Andrei Arshavin - ...
Arsenal 489 Rate it
89 Steve Gerrard (Lyric only)
To the tune of Qua Sera Sera
Man United 486 Rate it
90 Samir Nasri (Lyric only)
Samir Nasri Chant (you are my sunshine)
Arsenal 478
5.0
91 Chelsea The Slut (Lyric only)
We're the best so we want better than Chelsea, United ...
Liverpool 472
5.0
92 Tim Cahill Evertons' Seventeen (Lyric only)
His tattoo proved he was a blue cahill.
Everton 471
5.0
93 We Are The Boys From Bermondsey (Lyric only)
New chant, sung to the tune of Lord Of The ...
Millwall 470 Rate it
94 Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
Cracking goal against the Villa
Man United 464
5.0
95 John Terry (Lyric only)
John Terry (To the tune of Adam and the Ants ...
Chelsea 459
5.0
96 In Response To F*Ck Off Chelsea Fc (To The Tune Of Athenry) (Lyric only)
In response to F*ck off Chelsea FC
Chelsea 453
3.0
97 One, Two, Three, Four, Five. (Lyric only)
Great made up song
Man City 453
5.0
98 No Arsenal Fans (Lyric only)
Made it up
Tottenham Hotspur 440
5.0
99 Luciano Becchio (Lyric only)
argentine wonder
Leeds United 437
5.0
100 Rio Ferdinand (New) (Lyric only)
New chant for KING RIO
Man United 436 Rate it

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