Mother knew best
When I was just a little boy, I asked my Mother, what should I be, Should I be Villa should I be Blues, Here's what she said to me. Get your father's gun, And shoot all the City scum, And support the pride of Brum, Aston Villa...
McSheffrey's Better Than Ronaldo Chant
To the tune of '"Rockin All Over The World'" by Status Quo. I first heard it at Palace away in February 2007.