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Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Park Park Wherever You May Be Brilliant and one of the funniest	Man United	14,232	4.93333
2	JT's Ma Why wouldn't she? (Ed: Sorry JT)	Liverpool	6,931	4.8
3	Arsenal Pass The Ball Took the piss at Anfield, as opposed to Liverpool hoof ...	Arsenal	6,537	Rate it
4	John Arne Riise Great goal, goal of the eason maybe.	Chelsea	5,968	5.0
5	Where's Your Mourinho Yet another sung to Chelsea.	Liverpool	5,137	4.0
6	Seen Gerrard Win The League? Well have you, aarrrgh!!!	Arsenal	4,953	5.0
7	Dirty Northern B*stards Sung to whoever comes down to the Boleyn.	West Ham	4,229	5.0
8	We Pay Your Benefit Scousers who else	Arsenal	4,049	Rate it
9	Liverpool Hoof The Ball Great taking the pi*s out of the scousers for their ...	Arsenal	3,396	4.0
10	Christian Dailly We'd let him 'ave our wives.	West Ham	2,548	5.0
11	My Garden Shed Funny fanchant refering to the home teams ground size.	Aston Villa	2,354	5.0
12	She Fell Over Sung when someone takes a tumble like a girl	Arsenal	2,296	Rate it
13	My Garden Shed Sung at Old Trafford amongst others	Sunderland	2,206	5.0
14	Stand Up If You've Got A Job Funny aimed at the scousers.	West Ham	1,981	5.0
15	Niall Quinn's Disco Pants Long may you reign over us king Niall. (Ed: not ...	Sunderland	1,782	5.0
16	Get Yer Tits Out Like the log wolf whistle at the end.	Newcastle United	1,701	4.0
17	Boro Stayed At Home Where are they?	Newcastle United	1,678	5.0
18	Your Suit's From Matalan Having a go at the "Special one's" taste in attire.	Man City	1,650	Rate it
19	Small Town In Moscow Funny chant to wind up Chelsea.	Man City	1,431	Rate it
20	Pogo If You Love The Toon Up and down	Newcastle United	1,117	3.0
21	Are You Grimsby In Disguise Sung when we are playing a team that ain't too ...	Hull City	889	Rate it
22	We've Won It... Sang in reply to Liverpools '5 times'	Wigan	762	3.0
23	Let's All Have A Disco You can tell by the way they walk, they are ...	Portsmouth	728	Rate it
24	Mowbray Knock Him Out The boss has a go.	West Bromwich Albion	609	5.0
25	We Always Get S*** Refs Why does that happen, every time!	West Bromwich Albion	608	5.0
26	Arse To A Russian Chelsea sold out....	Blackburn Rovers	595	Rate it
27	Let's All Have A Disco Fun times on the terraces	Aston Villa	466	Rate it
28	Are You Villa In Disguise Was sung at Burnley recently as they wear the same ...	West Bromwich Albion	430	5.0
29	The Beast Is An Albion Fan Better than a wolf anyday.	West Bromwich Albion	399	5.0
30	This Is The Best Trip Sang at most away games	Hull City	346	Rate it
31	Nani Song When he scored the 3rd goal against Liverpool.	Man United	3,501	5.0
32	Dirk Kuyt Liverpool fans salute their striker to tune of Lord of ...	Liverpool	2,729	5.0
33	Viva John Terry We thank him for all his has done for us! ...	Man United	2,514	Rate it
34	Carra's Dad In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football ...	Liverpool	2,359	5.0
35	The Baby's Not Yours The only good thing Emmanuel ever did...	Man United	2,017	Rate it
36	Viva John Terry We thank John terry	Man United	1,784	4.88889
37	Dirk Kuyt To the tune of "F off Chelsea FC, you aint ...	Liverpool	1,735	4.5
38	Oh Owen Hargreaves The best of Moscow... (Ed: originally sung by West Ham ...	Man United	1,657	5.0
39	You Are A Scouser Having a pop at the scouse.	Chelsea	1,632	Rate it
40	Osama is an Arsenal fan So the rumours were true.	Tottenham Hotspur	1,616	Rate it
41	Viva John Terry Moscow's Loser !	Man United	1,570	5.0
42	Nemanja Vidic A funny song for the maneater himself.	Man United	1,555	5.0
43	Dirk Kuyt Sounds very similar to Rafa's got his Dick Out	Liverpool	1,534	4.0
44	Patrice Evra And his attributes	Man United	1,438	2.0
45	Moscow Sung to Liverpool	Man United	1,405	Rate it
46	Blame it on Traore To Blame It On The Boogie	Liverpool	1,303	2.0
47	Arsen Wanker Song about Arsenals scum what they call a manager	Tottenham Hotspur	1,303	Rate it
48	10 Pence Man U losing at home to Liverpool who are singing ...	Man United	1,299	5.0
49	I Wanna Be A Chelsea Ranger Often sung in the SoBar. Far from a family song.	Chelsea	1,254	Rate it
50	In Your Liverpool Slums Life in the 3rd world	West Ham	1,224	5.0
51	Blame Lasagne LOL	Arsenal	1,203	5.0
52	Mourinhooooo Are Ya Listening? (REVISED CHAMPIONS VERSION) This is the re-worked version of the Classic '"Mourinhooooo are ...	Man United	1,191	Rate it
53	Best Behaved Supporters Can be used for any fans really but it's sung ...	Liverpool	1,133	3.0
54	Boring, Boring Arsenal. Really!	Arsenal	1,131	Rate it
55	Do You Remember Who Won It In Moscow Not made up by me, by some genious United lad ...	Man United	1,130	5.0
56	Dirty Scouser Sung to Scousers bizarrely	Man City	1,092	Rate it
57	You'll Never Get A Job It's the song we usually sing at Liverpool but was ...	Arsenal	1,080	Rate it
58	Feed The Scousers Funny and great	Man United	1,037	Rate it
59	Cheer Up Stevie G Cheer up Stevie G.	Aston Villa	1,014	4.0
60	Steve Gerrard About the dirty red.	Everton	985	Rate it
61	MCFC Ranger Just the usual City	Man City	948	5.0
62	Cheryl Is Sore! Another funny Adebayor chant	Arsenal	946	Rate it
63	The Blackburn Family Dirty bloody Inbreds...	Man United	892	Rate it
64	Lift Frank Lampard In response to Chelsea fans singing 'Ten men went to ...	Tottenham Hotspur	870	Rate it
65	40,000 Rentboys Like dominoes!	Man United	852	Rate it
66	Mark, Mark, Mark Gonzales Heard this in Bordeaux. Sung to the tune of Delilah.	Liverpool	846	Rate it
67	George Best Superstar Funny anti-Man U. song.	Man City	831	Rate it
68	Villa's Number 9 My Villa version of Liverpool's Torres chant	Aston Villa	826	Rate it
69	Delia Smith Sung to Norwich Fans 04/05 season	Chelsea	823	Rate it
70	You're Just A Fat Spanish Waiter Benitez hurry along & get our drinks	Arsenal	819	1.0
71	Bring Back My Foreskin One for Tottenham	West Ham	806	4.0
72	If You Come From Manchester Quality pub and train sing-a-long	Man United	783	5.0
73	Who's That Creeping In The Farmyard? Quality chant for the Sheepshagging scum	Man United	779	5.0
74	Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Top song - to the tune of Dad's Army.	Man United	767	5.0
75	Magpie Ranger I want to be a magpie ranger...	Newcastle United	763	Rate it
76	Don’t Know Much Scouse History What a lucrative world	Tottenham Hotspur	762	Rate it
77	City Is Their Name Very new song for the Bitter, Bitter Berties... Listen out ...	Man United	747	5.0
78	Blame It On Traore Now at Charlton but can still be blamed.	Man United	725	Rate it
79	Gerrard Is A W*nker Gerrards missus... tut tut	Man United	721	Rate it
80	Ashley v Ledley Ledley's a better player and a better shag.	Tottenham Hotspur	686	Rate it
81	Channel 5 Heard this vs Spurs at Carling Cup	Arsenal	684	Rate it
82	Cisses Underwear Quinnys got competition	Sunderland	672	5.0
83	Do The Steven Gerrard Go on Stevie lad, hand it in... or shake it!	Man United	672	Rate it
84	Does Your Butler Know Your Here? Funny aimed at pathetic Fulham "support"	Chelsea	664	Rate it
85	Valon Behrami (To The Tune Of Toon Toon Barmy Army) Sung at Fulham away this year	West Ham	656	Rate it
86	The Hulk About John Carew (nicknamed the hulk) ...	Aston Villa	652	Rate it
87	Andy Reid Funny Andy Reid fattest man in footy.	Sunderland	644	Rate it
88	City Are So Massive Sung in bars when playing in europe.	Man United	643	5.0
89	50,000 Muppets Going To Stamford Bridge To 10 Green Bottles	Arsenal	641	Rate it
90	Follow Three In A Row Sung loads at the Comunity Shield	Man United	638	5.0
91	Zola And Steve Clarke We got Zola and Steve Clarke both from Chelsea.	West Ham	633	3.0
92	Keane Is A Pikey A song we were singing to Keane in cup match.	Arsenal	632	2.0
93	Is That All She Get's At Home Sung by the Chelsea fans to a male streaker at ...	Chelsea	608	5.0
94	Chelsea fans this was sung to the manu fans at old trafford ...	Aston Villa	598	Rate it
95	Come To See Eboue Arsenal's 27	Arsenal	598	Rate it
96	Dong, Dong About Dong, sang at sam plates before Roma game. tune ...	Man United	593	Rate it
97	City Are A Massive Club The Massive club deserve a MASSIVE song!	Man United	577	5.0
98	Stretford End Picnic Sung to Teddy Bears Picnic tune.	Man United	573	5.0
99	Jose's Dog Where is it?	Man United	565	Rate it
100	Gerrards Baby Is Adebayors! Gerrards baby's not his!	Arsenal	564	3.0

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