The latest rib ticklers from your club’s terrace wits… View All Funny Football Songs
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| 1 |
Dirty Northern B*stards
Sung to whoever comes down to the Boleyn. |
4,229 | ||
| 2 |
Christian Dailly
We'd let him 'ave our wives. |
2,548 | ||
| 3 |
Stand Up If You've Got A Job
Funny aimed at the scousers. |
1,981 | ||
| 4 |
In Your Liverpool Slums
Life in the 3rd world |
1,224 | ||
| 5 |
Bring Back My Foreskin
One for Tottenham |
806 | ||
| 6 |
Valon Behrami (To The Tune Of Toon Toon Barmy Army)
Sung at Fulham away this year |
656 | Rate it | |
| 7 |
Zola And Steve Clarke
We got Zola and Steve Clarke both from Chelsea. |
633 | ||
| 8 |
Lasagna
When Tottenham got food poisoning |
532 | ||
| 9 |
Vera's Dead
West Ham fans away at Man City following the death ... |
466 | Rate it | |
| 10 |
Let's Pretend We Scored A Goal
Pretending we scored as we dont much sung at Arsenal ... |
465 | ||
| 11 |
You're Just A Fat Eddie Murphy
Sung to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink at home when we stuffed ... |
412 | ||
| 12 |
You Are A Scouser
An Ugly Scouser |
382 | ||
| 13 |
That's Zamora
To the song "that's amore" |
332 | ||
| 14 |
We're S**t And We're Beating You
Sang it against Man U and Spurs |
317 | ||
| 15 |
We All Dream Of A Team Of John Pantsil'S
Great song for are former hero Johnny Pantsil. |
302 | ||
| 16 |
We Can See You
West Ham fans chanted this to the Brighton fans (to ... |
293 | ||
| 17 |
That Boy Ronaldo
To the tune That boy Ronaldo |
207 | ||
| 18 |
We Love You Dailly
What do you think of our curly haired Scotsman. |
189 | ||
| 19 |
Your Suit's from Mothercare
Sang to Sammy Lee |
181 | Rate it | |
| 20 |
Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net?
Just reminding Arsenal about there defence. |
125 | ||
| 21 |
Your Just A Fat Paul Ince
What Frank Lampard is |
114 | ||
| 22 |
Have you eaten all your mates?
Sung to fat Fulham fan who was surrounded by empty ... |
92 | Rate it | |
| 23 |
Jordan's Baby In Disguise & Can't See Fuck All You C*nt
Sung to Tom Huddleston |
21 | Rate it | |
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| 1 | 27 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 25 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 18 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 4 | 10 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 5 | 7 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 5 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 4 |
Simon Hills Arsenal |
| 8 | 4 |
Jordon Gilks West Ham |
| 9 | 4 |
Robert Edwin Birmingham City |
| 10 | 4 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 11 | 3 |
Zac Bradbury Stoke City |
| 12 | 3 |
Bluenose 1878 Everton |
| 13 | 3 |
Sammy Funcich West Ham |
| 14 | 3 |
Ross Malyon Crystal Palace |
| 15 | 2 |
Jake Lyne Exeter City |
Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all ... More
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